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  • Submitted by Mactastic on Sep 17, 12 at 7:03pm

    Listen Biden, I'm tired of getting these texts from you. Man the fuck up.

  • Submitted by porksword on Sep 17, 12 at 3:10pm

    Why not? Plenty of boobs have been president before.

  • Submitted by Lilmomma8606 on Sep 17, 12 at 2:58pm

    Because you need more than just tits. You also need a college degree, knowledge of politics, and alot less barbie mentality.. Although, with your self centered attitude you would probably make a great aide. Thats all they are hired for..

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    Submitted by bigjwin on Sep 17, 12 at 3:18pm

    Tits for freedom!

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      Submitted by porksword on Sep 17, 12 at 4:41pm

      Freedom for tits too!

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    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Sep 17, 12 at 4:02pm

    Because the president wouldn't need a push-up bra.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 17, 12 at 6:39pm

    Because only one boob can be president at any given time

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    Submitted by olderthanyou on Sep 17, 12 at 6:20pm

    You did mean President of the stripper school or was that president of the escort service? Possibly the intern pool formally headed by Monica??

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    Submitted by squibkick on Sep 17, 12 at 10:17pm


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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Sep 17, 12 at 3:07pm


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    Submitted by Phys on Sep 17, 12 at 6:00pm

    Seems like you're more qualified than the guy in office or his opponent to me so you got my vote!

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    Submitted by neopolitanguy on Sep 18, 12 at 10:27pm

    With an Alaska area code, this HAS to be Sarah Palin, or at minimum Bristol

  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Sep 17, 12 at 4:39pm

    Because you're a girl.