Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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No, 8:59, it means you suck in bed
what if you never finish? what if you both just go for hours? never ending excapades
That's bullshit, sometimes people just can't get off. Doesn't mean they don't have fun the entire time.
well i have a lot less sex then I once thought i did, SCORE!!!
its a race bitch, keep up
this is a beautiful statement!
best quote ever. totally agree.
I'm pretty sure if the girl finishes and the guy passes out drunk its still considered successful that he was able to get it up in the first place and maintain the coordination to get the girl off... just tryin to stick up for those of us drunken fornicators out there
Shit, 5:12 you and me should get together then. I'll buy you a vibrator if you want (see I'm fucking classsy).
If you're only interested in the finish, then you're missing the good parts of the race.
one night stands are all about me, i just get mine. does not matter if the girl thought it sucked or not because i do not care.
I like this motto.
And 4:51 apparently has premature ejaculation issues. You should see a doctor about that buddy.
Its more like a race.
does that mean i'm still a virgin?
Well i guess i have been doing alot of favors...Being selfless sucks
Sex sucks then. I'll I'm interested in are favors.
4:53 is so totally correct
"sex is like chinese dinner. it's not over until you both have your cookie."
I guess I'm just a very selfless virgin, then.
9:55 -- very well said, Thank you!!
I LOVE THIS!! VERY TRUE!!!!
best quote ever. I WISH MY EX KNEW ABOUT THIS! then again, that's why he's the EX
seems like ive donee to many favors
similar to the quote in "outside providence"
I don't care if this came from a man or a woman. I want to marry you.
god, where was this quote when I was dating the two-minute man?!
what if you pee? thats gotta count for something
don't care. wether or not that's true i'm still a virgin :'(
Hell yeah reppin the 913 Kansas City, Kansas
4:51, nobody is gonna wanna race with you if you keep that up. eventually, it'll be just a one man race. HAVE FUN!!
this might be my favorite post i've read on here. fucking truth.
^ continue to have 1 night stands because no woman will want a relationship with your selfish ass anyway.... and maybe 1 night stand doesn't apply to you so much . try 1 minute stand.
7:43 and 9:55 Well played :)
thank goodness someone said it!
Wish more guys knew this little fact!!