Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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No, 8:59, it means you suck in bed
what if you never finish? what if you both just go for hours? never ending excapades
That's bullshit, sometimes people just can't get off. Doesn't mean they don't have fun the entire time.
this is a beautiful statement!
well i have a lot less sex then I once thought i did, SCORE!!!
its a race bitch, keep up
does that mean i'm still a virgin?
I'm pretty sure if the girl finishes and the guy passes out drunk its still considered successful that he was able to get it up in the first place and maintain the coordination to get the girl off... just tryin to stick up for those of us drunken fornicators out there
Its more like a race.
best quote ever. totally agree.
Sex sucks then. I'll I'm interested in are favors.
I like this motto.
And 4:51 apparently has premature ejaculation issues. You should see a doctor about that buddy.
Shit, 5:12 you and me should get together then. I'll buy you a vibrator if you want (see I'm fucking classsy).
If you're only interested in the finish, then you're missing the good parts of the race.
one night stands are all about me, i just get mine. does not matter if the girl thought it sucked or not because i do not care.
9:55 -- very well said, Thank you!!
Well i guess i have been doing alot of favors...Being selfless sucks
"sex is like chinese dinner. it's not over until you both have your cookie."
I guess I'm just a very selfless virgin, then.
4:53 is so totally correct
best quote ever. I WISH MY EX KNEW ABOUT THIS! then again, that's why he's the EX
similar to the quote in "outside providence"
I LOVE THIS!! VERY TRUE!!!!
seems like ive donee to many favors
what if you pee? thats gotta count for something
god, where was this quote when I was dating the two-minute man?!
I don't care if this came from a man or a woman. I want to marry you.
4:51, nobody is gonna wanna race with you if you keep that up. eventually, it'll be just a one man race. HAVE FUN!!
Hell yeah reppin the 913 Kansas City, Kansas
thank goodness someone said it!
don't care. wether or not that's true i'm still a virgin :'(
this might be my favorite post i've read on here. fucking truth.
^ continue to have 1 night stands because no woman will want a relationship with your selfish ass anyway.... and maybe 1 night stand doesn't apply to you so much . try 1 minute stand.
7:43 and 9:55 Well played :)
Wish more guys knew this little fact!!