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  • 78 70
    Submitted by Mattheyou on Jul 20, 10 at 10:39am

    I've also had said Monday night drink all too often.

  • 77 69
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 10:42am

    Peyton manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 73 64
    Submitted by firstyzz on Jul 20, 10 at 1:00pm

    Firsty should go to youtube

  • 73 70
    Submitted by canonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 10:54am

    also time for writing-like-this-is-not-cool-drink

  • 77 80
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 20, 10 at 3:25pm

    Hell yah- I'll drink to that!! Yesterday was National Daquiri day too so way to reprezent!

  • 69 71
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:46am

    If you are firsty... Heres the beer dingo

  • 74 81
    Submitted by 2302 on Jul 20, 10 at 10:43am

    why the fuck do ppl think first is cool. it's retarded.

  • 69 85
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 12:40pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Serenity724 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:38am

    I love writing like sentences like that ^.^

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Mattheyou on Jul 20, 10 at 10:36am

    Walking through the desert dying of first!

  • 59 70
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:52pm

    This is stupid and everybody wants to be first old people are stupid

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Mattheyou on Jul 20, 10 at 10:51am

    @2302... You're retarded

  • 42 38
    Submitted by jd5293 on Aug 1, 11 at 11:33pm

    I hear that BS

  • 63 83
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:48am

    Why must first be cool or retarded? Its just fun.. Get over it . Join in the fun .... The beer dingo will be by with your tasty beverages. If you are a hater please drink the schlitz firsty. Yes u can have pretzels.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Mattheyou on Jul 23, 10 at 8:03pm

    Last!!!