I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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What's friendly sex between good friends :)
Real friends don't spit on each other.
I might actually use this as a line... Well see how good it works.
Like a charm and everytime.
I submitted this. It worked. Just so you know. :)
There's no comments on this yet? Seriously? This one is kinda cute, possibly even t-shirt material...lol
He'll be your friend, but I gotta warn ya...he can be a real cock.
Every mans dreamed text to recieve......
Brilliant. I am going to steal this line; I definitely need more penises as friends.
Theres always an asshole tagging along right behind them FYI.
You have such a wonderful way with words.
His friends call him Dick.