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  • What's friendly sex between good friends :)

    Submitted by She_a on May 10, 12 at 9:39pm
  • Real friends don't spit on each other.

    Submitted by W_T_F on May 10, 12 at 12:41pm
  • I might actually use this as a line... Well see how good it works.

    Submitted by anaily92 on May 10, 12 at 12:54pm
  • I submitted this. It worked. Just so you know. :)

    Submitted by thillis_ on May 12, 12 at 4:30pm
  • There's no comments on this yet? Seriously? This one is kinda cute, possibly even t-shirt

    Submitted by mthib on May 10, 12 at 12:33pm
  • He'll be your friend, but I gotta warn ya...he can be a real cock.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 10, 12 at 10:38pm
  • Every mans dreamed text to recieve......

    Submitted by FreakAssLeo on Jun 5, 12 at 9:49am
  • Brilliant. I am going to steal this line; I definitely need more penises as friends.

    Submitted by RileyK on May 10, 12 at 6:00pm
    • Theres always an asshole tagging along right behind them FYI.

      Submitted by porksword on May 10, 12 at 10:42pm
  • You have such a wonderful way with words.

    Submitted by budman999 on May 11, 12 at 5:18pm
  • His friends call him Dick.

    Submitted by porksword on May 10, 12 at 1:53pm