Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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well, that's lame. if you have to fake your orgasms, your partner's status as your valentine should be revoked. or yours should be revoked, for being a counterproductively dishonest sex partner.
"women can fake orgasms but men can fake love" - Bo Burnham
Eloquent description of how I feel at the moment.
twitter doesnt deserve exclusivity for anything...
why does this keep getting a lot of thumbs up?
Never understood faking orgasms.... If you fake it, there is no way they can improve to give you a real one. No incentive. I personally would rather not fake it and have few times of instruction so they can be mind blowing later...
Wrong.. Faking Love to Have Orgasms. Common Mistake
Sorry, but Fail.