my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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While everyone else is thinking "oh no, poor turtles!" I'm thinking, "oh no, what a waste of vodka!"
totally my thought too!
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Maybe she wants them to "come out of their shells!"
Thats pretty funny, i hope you got that turtle out quick though 818
We drink tequila on Cinco de Mayo, turtles drink vodka. They live outside the norm.
how did she not smell it. your mom is dumb.
What do you mean how did she not smell it? Vodka doesn't have a smell, kinda like water.
i dont know what type of vodka you're smelling... but vodka smells like straight up alc
yeah if your nose is close enough to it. if you didnt know you would have just poured it in too
bye bye franklin...
he can count by twos and tie his shoes...but he cant handle his liquor.
Who empties a water bottle into a turtle tank anyways? I could be wrong but that doesn't sound right.
It's better than wasting the water by dumping it into the sink.
Why would you dump it down the sink?
So what happend to the turtle!?
That's happened to me too.... A couple times...
I could honestly say I wish I was that turtle right now I could just passout in my shell that would be fuckin sweet
In sovieit russia you dont smash hamster with shovel hamster smash its self
I wonder what a turlte does when he's drunk
Ahahaha oh 818 you never cease to disappoint me. <3
Skim milk ftw
Hahah that's funny!
Not for baby turtles.
Say good bye to mister turtle...
So happened to me... But my dog...
No worries. My friend did the same thing with his fish tank and nothing happened.\n\n...except it WAS beer, so then again, there could be a difference.
U must have the happiest turtles ever!
Haha Gina have some fucked up turtles
RIP, turtle who had the misfortune of being put in that house,
Haha not for baby turtles!!
oh no, drunk turtles
Beach front avenue!
I hope they start humping everything in the tank
Bye bye turtles...
Lol drunken turtles
That turtle probly having fun right now hongiver right now...
SAVE THE FUCKING TURTLE!!! D=
Lmfao. This made me giggle hardcore
turtle wapatula ftw.
Cracked up more on the comments!!
Hahahahah I can honestly say that's halarious!
bad night cuz you lost your vodka, and your turtle is now an alcoholic just like you