[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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[Insert really seductive response to make you think you're actually going to get some for once and that your lame attempt at witty banter is impressing me]
I really hope this is joking around. It probably is, and if so will probably make the kind of girl he'd get away with making that joke to MORE likely to suck his dick.
I bet she did too.
Lmao :) Funny.
Got lazy, huh?
lol works everytime
[reply pretending to be annoyed by the fact of the assholeness, but really horny and amused by the straightup man who wrote this]
THIS IS MY AREA CODE! Montgomery County, Ohio. Oh I feel honored to live here now. :]
Lol loving this one. Showed it to my gf and she rofl'd for ten minutes.
Superhead, you are my first bitch. Good job remembering.
Da field!! Hahahaha
[insert witty comment]
Best by far Today
LOL that was hi-larious
What an asshole. Get rid of him ASAP
lmfao you are genius
Haha, that is funny. That guy deserves a friggin' cookie!
or a sandwich
I'd do it...
(inserts dick in my mouth)
Aha! I love it.
(937): [insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Why yes, yes you are.
who gives two shits.
I give three