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  • Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Jul 3, 10 at 2:37pm

    [Insert really seductive response to make you think you're actually going to get some for once and that your lame attempt at witty banter is impressing me]

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 3, 10 at 2:05pm

    I really hope this is joking around. It probably is, and if so will probably make the kind of girl he'd get away with making that joke to MORE likely to suck his dick.

  • Submitted by pawes on Jul 3, 10 at 2:16pm

    I bet she did too.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 3, 10 at 3:44pm

    Superhead, you are my first bitch. Good job remembering.

  • 94 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 2:05pm

    Ass

  • 81 89
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 3, 10 at 5:44pm

    Best by far Today

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Samia on Jul 4, 10 at 11:19pm

    Got lazy, huh?

  • 60 58
    Submitted by fearless on Apr 5, 11 at 8:46pm

    lol works everytime

  • 79 97
    Submitted by hahhah313 on Jul 3, 10 at 5:55pm

    Lmao :) Funny.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by sandy69 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:15am

    (inserts dick in my mouth)

  • 64 77
    Submitted by kinky on Jul 6, 10 at 1:06am

    I'd do it...

  • 71 91
    Submitted by dessason on Jul 4, 10 at 7:49am

    What an asshole. Get rid of him ASAP

  • 56 70
    Submitted by elite on Jul 3, 10 at 4:40pm

    Da field!! Hahahaha

  • Submitted by Elexeia on Jul 3, 10 at 2:09pm

    Haha, that is funny. That guy deserves a friggin' cookie!

  • 38 37
    Submitted by emmikins69 on Jul 11, 11 at 5:53am

    Haha yes

  • 66 95
    Submitted by heyychitown on Jul 4, 10 at 3:47am

    [insert witty comment]

  • 41 46
    Submitted by insYdious23 on Mar 27, 11 at 12:49am

    Lol loving this one. Showed it to my gf and she rofl'd for ten minutes.

  • 60 88
    Submitted by ohhhpurkis on Jul 7, 10 at 8:41pm

    lmfao you are genius

  • 42 54
    Submitted by ArturoMex on Sep 15, 11 at 12:49am

    [reply pretending to be annoyed by the fact of the assholeness, but really horny and amused by the straightup man who wrote this]

  • 58 91
    Submitted by uberdouche on Jul 5, 10 at 7:12pm

    LOL that was hi-larious

  • 33 43
    Submitted by CaitStar11 on Jul 2, 11 at 11:45pm

    THIS IS MY AREA CODE! Montgomery County, Ohio. Oh I feel honored to live here now. :]

  • Submitted by mrharvey on Jul 4, 10 at 12:01am

    (937): [insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]

  • Submitted by LilRedneck16 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:53pm

    Aha! I love it.

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    Submitted by jubjuber123 on Jul 7, 10 at 12:10am

    That's genious.

  • Submitted by superhead on Jul 3, 10 at 2:04pm

    First bitch