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  • 98 46
    Submitted by cc28 on Aug 4, 11 at 11:35am

    One BJ for the ex and one BJ for the soon to be ex.

  • 94 53
    Submitted by carter_ronin on Aug 4, 11 at 12:17pm

    say nuthin and start suckin..

  • 84 64
    Submitted by sdpq1 on Aug 4, 11 at 8:50pm

    I would start with tears.

  • 90 76
    Submitted by 307703 on Aug 4, 11 at 3:16pm

    Why is there a need for an apology OR the OBJ? What REALLY happened?

  • 94 91
    Submitted by tayacb on Aug 4, 11 at 1:18pm

    Why didn't your current BF get you?

  • 73 92
    Submitted by porksword on Aug 4, 11 at 11:41am

    Probably keep lying at this point, most guys will figure you could've called a taxi but if he's with you he might buy whatever you tell him.

    • 70 76
      Submitted by slammin211s on Aug 4, 11 at 1:10pm

      yup, its rare i get jealous of ex's but i would be fairly pissed off if my current girl called her ex to get a ride home from the bar.

  • 73 97
    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 4, 11 at 11:56pm

    An abundant lack of pants. And lube.