What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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One BJ for the ex and one BJ for the soon to be ex.
say nuthin and start suckin..
I would start with tears.
Why is there a need for an apology OR the OBJ? What REALLY happened?
Why didn't your current BF get you?
Probably keep lying at this point, most guys will figure you could've called a taxi but if he's with you he might buy whatever you tell him.
yup, its rare i get jealous of ex's but i would be fairly pissed off if my current girl called her ex to get a ride home from the bar.
An abundant lack of pants. And lube.