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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"

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(910): I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!" http://tfl.nu/ji9a

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I want your cock.

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All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd

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(904): I want your cock. (910): All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd http://tfl.nu/l1ri

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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled

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(910): I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled http://tfl.nu/mvb6

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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!

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No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!

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(910): Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome! (1-910): No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?! http://tfl.nu/r3ev

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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.

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(910): K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function. http://tfl.nu/qham

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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.

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(910): Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music. http://tfl.nu/9l8h

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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship

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(910): I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship http://tfl.nu/4tn2

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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not

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(910): He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not http://tfl.nu/zx60

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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.

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(910): 6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class. http://tfl.nu/7ju6

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You left wolverine marks

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I'm somewhere between sorry and proud

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(910): You left wolverine marks (1-910): I'm somewhere between sorry and proud http://tfl.nu/d8w1

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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?

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(910): Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too? http://tfl.nu/5t37

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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere

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(910): She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere http://tfl.nu/frtj

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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.

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(910): Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here. http://tfl.nu/sd9v

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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.

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(910): I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy. http://tfl.nu/uqk4

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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.

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(910): I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex. http://tfl.nu/1bgl

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