i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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What kinda stork delivers that?!
duh, they're carrying a handle or other large bottle of alcohol for which they feel much tenderness and affection
Alcohol rainbow pig
get a life, noob.
A baby made from alcohol-induced sex? That's not uncommon...don't feel special.
That's kinda what happens. Uh, abortion?
I can't believe I'm the first one here to figure out that the text in OP was talking about a beer belly.