I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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nicely done, go Canada go, eh?
you guys are such eh holes, i love it.
that mustve smelled awesome
Really? 70%? wow, you know nothinggggggg......
Maple flavoured condoms would be amazing, I would buy them too
I thought this text was hilarious, it's one of the few I actually laughed out loud with, Canadians rule!
Also 519 is not 70% of Ontario, I'd never even heard of it before this text.. I'm from 613 :) We're the best of course!
holla if you rep LAURIER!
Fuck Laurier! Waterloo for life!!
thumbs down for waterwoo.
guess that makes you the mounter and her the mountie
4:50 exemplifies why I love Canadians. And all the best sex I've ever had was with them. Never been treated like shit by one either, unlike most self-serving cowardly American boys who have absolutely no respect for women. Living near the border is one of the few good things about living in Michigan.
That would be awesome.
I swear Imma move to canada and I know exactly the person I want to do this with >:D
YES PROUD KITCHENER!!
yeah its from windsor all the way up through to guelph
and what canadian girl hasn't been fucked on a hockey bag?
nice work bud!
So this makes me want to visit!
why do you canadians like cold cut trio subs with pickles and sub sauce from subway? STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT AMERICAN CHEESE IS!
lol... I used to live in KW. All the way in AZ now. I miss all you hosers, eh!!
aw so hot. seriously, im so proud of being canadian, eh?
Heh...I refer you to Pierre Burton's definition of a Canadian "Someone who can make love in a canoe without tipping it over." Very Canadian? yes. But it gets more Canadian than that.
i had sex in a penalty box...nothing more canadian than that
Go Canada! So proud to be Canadian right now. :)
<3 I love Canada.
Fucking EH, that's hot.
Love the fact that 1048 used the word bender. And the sex probably smelled like shit being on top of a hockey bag.
That's fucking awesome
You could have been wearing skates - but good fuckin work anyway
im not your friend guy!
Good, solid, funny tfln post right here!
Yeaaaaaaaaah 519 fuckin awesome
Hey, if Americans can be all "BOO-YA!" all the time, why can't Canadians? It's about time you 519ers got it right. And 11:07, clearly you've never been with a Canadian!
Did it smell as bad as my hockey bag does?
Canadian hockey players are sexy as fuck, but hockey bags smell gross
I can't even begin to describe how much I love Canadians (and Windsor for that matter). Case in point: this text is actually funny.
maple syrup flavoured condom?
my bf's a hockey player, and if he ever wanted to fuck anywhere remotely near his hockey gear, I'd probably puke
that being said, this is the BEST tfln I've ever read. BRAVO CANADA
You could have been eating waffles with lots of syrup
No chance. Def in Waterloo. SHOUTOUTS TO UW! I know you guys are readin this when you should be studyin!
lol describes my current activity @ dana porter library!
yes you should 7:26... us canadian girls are clearly the best :)
hahaha i know this dude i lol used to be in the 519 and yea at 11.15 613 is the shit...i moved there now
Muckin barn on some biddies on a hockey bag eh?
Fucking her on bacon .... Way more canadian
206 America- Canada's Diaper
this is basically my dream, so hot. i got wet from reading thiss!
I freakin love Canada.
yeeee 519999 here too
CANADAAAAA fucks you USs up
woot 519 ftw. UW all the way, but im betting this has gotta be a laurier chick (or a western slut).... god i hate exams
im not your guy pal!
um fuck me on a hockey bag? kthanks(:
i bet that smelled terrible
4:28 ... you are fantastic. too funny
11:03, CA is not something to be proud of. Douchetard.
your the douchetard! Canada is amazing and Canadians are amazing!
Fuckin Russel stovers take your god damn towering hockey players out of the 913
next time you americans wanna "drink us under the table" check the percentage of your beer. You guys are up to like 4% now right? Haaaaa.
4:50AM -I'm from Chicago and I seriously loved that Ala-ifuckMySister-bama hahaha.... Canadians are so much more chill then Americans. Love em. Keep on playing you dusters!!!
minus the whole "fucking" part
uggh, i would BARF if my boyfriend tried to fuck me on mine or his hockey bag. shit is nasssty..
Sounds sexy but in reality it would smell horrible
note to self...tell boyfriend i wanna fuck on his hockey bag... i'm from canada and i effing love it!! only been with an american boy once and trust me the canadians all do it better ;) can i just say, i've wondered why they don't make maple syrup flavoured condoms. i would buy them!!
From here on out I will never look at my hockey bag the same. it could be doing so much more.
Much respect from the lower 48.
Canadians are lousy in bed.
10:36 - YES! you just made my day.
Stick some maple syrup in her teat and munch on her bacon... Now that's Canadian, eh.
Hell ya! Love the 519!
519 is the area code for like 70% of Ontario, it doesn't mean its KW.
i wonder if they had that in mind when they made the bag... "especially equipped for pregame sex."
@9:54 U-Dub is where its at!
uw ftw =], man we should all be studying for exams, but getting laid is so much better,
... Wow? Haha. I should start talking to the Canadian chick who wants to fuck again.
awww yeeaah 519!!!!! represent! i salute you OP~!!
Classic hockey moment
True fact: 15 million people are diagonsed with an STD is the US each year.
somewhat kinky. well, only if she's hot and he's all sweaty from just winning the game.
Fuck yea boiiiiiiiii! Canada rocks!
So proud to be Canadian it's not even funny. And who cares how smelly the gear is? hockey players are hott!!
Fuckin EH ........!!
I am so happy that this came from my area code.
go drink your molson and cheat on your gf some more hockey scumbag.
Yeeeee Canada!!! Uw?!? Ftw =]
Actually 807 and 705 make up over 70% of the area codes for Ontairo. 519/905/416/226/289, etc. are just a very very small part of the provinces area codes and all in SOUTHERN Ontairo. Its is a big province and doesn't stop in Barrie! GOD I hate people who think Southern Ontairo is all there is to our big, beautiful province! Go on a road trip! You will be AMAZED how big the province actually is!
i love americans always lippin n shit.. canadians will drink americans under the table.. get some real beer or some real liqs u pussies.. any how.. i kno kno what im puttin on my to do list.. by the way 519 isnt 70% of ontario.. i didnt even kno it was apart of ontario lol.. im 905 btw..
519 is like most of Ontario you twat.. i'm 519 btw KW FTW
Hahahah I'm Canadian!! That hot.
YES 519 thats my area code =]
@ 7:26. Totally fucked in a canoe. was EPIC.
Only in my 519 would something like this happen xD woots southern Ontario!
Except for the "fucking" party...
Fucking Eh! Cheers from the rockies!
Cracking the efff up because I just heard a story about this from a girl in class.
I think that's every boys dream growing up in Canada!!! As for the 519 I wouldn't want to be anywhere else eh??
Oh 519. How I love you
french canadians are horrible in bed... canadians are just bad
have fun serving my food to me in the summer and living off of your gf's parent's $$$
CANADA! GO CANADA
take off yah canada haters this guy is a beauty eh. and dad, bob broke your beer
I love puck sluts.
That would make me proud to be canadian
This is my puckslut dream!!
hahaha gueelph <3 yah 519 is all over fucktards. not just kw.
@10:36 somebody at FESTERN probably wucked your mom.
ahhh def a uwo guy :)
did what smell as bad? her pussy or his hockey bag?
I wouldn't brag about being Canadian
if Americans can brag about being American what is wrong with Canadians doing the same thing. you are a hypocrite. Also GO CANADA EH!
To 7:04 - me too. Is it bad that all a guy has to do is be Canadian and his chances to score with me increase 100 fold? >.>
Canada - America's hat
An asshat. To cover up nasty America.
Who would want to bang on a dirty Canadians swampy bag when u can have a nice American boy in bed? :)
Girl has no standards fucking on a nasty hockey bag. Blehhh.