I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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nicely done, go Canada go, eh?
you guys are such eh holes, i love it.
that mustve smelled awesome
Really? 70%? wow, you know nothinggggggg......
Maple flavoured condoms would be amazing, I would buy them too
I thought this text was hilarious, it's one of the few I actually laughed out loud with, Canadians rule!
Also 519 is not 70% of Ontario, I'd never even heard of it before this text.. I'm from 613 :) We're the best of course!
holla if you rep LAURIER!
Fuck Laurier! Waterloo for life!!
thumbs down for waterwoo.
guess that makes you the mounter and her the mountie
So this makes me want to visit!
yeah its from windsor all the way up through to guelph
and what canadian girl hasn't been fucked on a hockey bag?
nice work bud!
YES PROUD KITCHENER!!
That would be awesome.
I swear Imma move to canada and I know exactly the person I want to do this with >:D
4:50 exemplifies why I love Canadians. And all the best sex I've ever had was with them. Never been treated like shit by one either, unlike most self-serving cowardly American boys who have absolutely no respect for women. Living near the border is one of the few good things about living in Michigan.
aw so hot. seriously, im so proud of being canadian, eh?
lol... I used to live in KW. All the way in AZ now. I miss all you hosers, eh!!
why do you canadians like cold cut trio subs with pickles and sub sauce from subway? STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT AMERICAN CHEESE IS!
Go Canada! So proud to be Canadian right now. :)
i had sex in a penalty box...nothing more canadian than that
Heh...I refer you to Pierre Burton's definition of a Canadian "Someone who can make love in a canoe without tipping it over." Very Canadian? yes. But it gets more Canadian than that.
That's fucking awesome
Love the fact that 1048 used the word bender. And the sex probably smelled like shit being on top of a hockey bag.
im not your friend guy!
<3 I love Canada.
Fucking EH, that's hot.
Good, solid, funny tfln post right here!
You could have been wearing skates - but good fuckin work anyway
Did it smell as bad as my hockey bag does?
Yeaaaaaaaaah 519 fuckin awesome
You could have been eating waffles with lots of syrup
Hey, if Americans can be all "BOO-YA!" all the time, why can't Canadians? It's about time you 519ers got it right. And 11:07, clearly you've never been with a Canadian!
hahaha i know this dude i lol used to be in the 519 and yea at 11.15 613 is the shit...i moved there now
maple syrup flavoured condom?
Fucking her on bacon .... Way more canadian
206 America- Canada's Diaper
I can't even begin to describe how much I love Canadians (and Windsor for that matter). Case in point: this text is actually funny.
Muckin barn on some biddies on a hockey bag eh?
No chance. Def in Waterloo. SHOUTOUTS TO UW! I know you guys are readin this when you should be studyin!
lol describes my current activity @ dana porter library!
Canadian hockey players are sexy as fuck, but hockey bags smell gross
yes you should 7:26... us canadian girls are clearly the best :)
I freakin love Canada.
my bf's a hockey player, and if he ever wanted to fuck anywhere remotely near his hockey gear, I'd probably puke
that being said, this is the BEST tfln I've ever read. BRAVO CANADA
this is basically my dream, so hot. i got wet from reading thiss!
yeeee 519999 here too
im not your guy pal!
Sounds sexy but in reality it would smell horrible
4:50AM -I'm from Chicago and I seriously loved that Ala-ifuckMySister-bama hahaha.... Canadians are so much more chill then Americans. Love em. Keep on playing you dusters!!!
CANADAAAAA fucks you USs up
woot 519 ftw. UW all the way, but im betting this has gotta be a laurier chick (or a western slut).... god i hate exams
um fuck me on a hockey bag? kthanks(:
i bet that smelled terrible
11:03, CA is not something to be proud of. Douchetard.
your the douchetard! Canada is amazing and Canadians are amazing!
next time you americans wanna "drink us under the table" check the percentage of your beer. You guys are up to like 4% now right? Haaaaa.
4:28 ... you are fantastic. too funny
minus the whole "fucking" part
Stick some maple syrup in her teat and munch on her bacon... Now that's Canadian, eh.
Fuckin Russel stovers take your god damn towering hockey players out of the 913
Canadians are lousy in bed.
note to self...tell boyfriend i wanna fuck on his hockey bag... i'm from canada and i effing love it!! only been with an american boy once and trust me the canadians all do it better ;) can i just say, i've wondered why they don't make maple syrup flavoured condoms. i would buy them!!
uggh, i would BARF if my boyfriend tried to fuck me on mine or his hockey bag. shit is nasssty..
From here on out I will never look at my hockey bag the same. it could be doing so much more.
Much respect from the lower 48.
10:36 - YES! you just made my day.
@9:54 U-Dub is where its at!
519 is the area code for like 70% of Ontario, it doesn't mean its KW.
Hell ya! Love the 519!
... Wow? Haha. I should start talking to the Canadian chick who wants to fuck again.
uw ftw =], man we should all be studying for exams, but getting laid is so much better,
awww yeeaah 519!!!!! represent! i salute you OP~!!
Classic hockey moment
True fact: 15 million people are diagonsed with an STD is the US each year.
i wonder if they had that in mind when they made the bag... "especially equipped for pregame sex."
So proud to be Canadian it's not even funny. And who cares how smelly the gear is? hockey players are hott!!
somewhat kinky. well, only if she's hot and he's all sweaty from just winning the game.
go drink your molson and cheat on your gf some more hockey scumbag.
Fuck yea boiiiiiiiii! Canada rocks!
Fuckin EH ........!!
I am so happy that this came from my area code.
i love americans always lippin n shit.. canadians will drink americans under the table.. get some real beer or some real liqs u pussies.. any how.. i kno kno what im puttin on my to do list.. by the way 519 isnt 70% of ontario.. i didnt even kno it was apart of ontario lol.. im 905 btw..
519 is like most of Ontario you twat.. i'm 519 btw KW FTW
Actually 807 and 705 make up over 70% of the area codes for Ontairo. 519/905/416/226/289, etc. are just a very very small part of the provinces area codes and all in SOUTHERN Ontairo. Its is a big province and doesn't stop in Barrie! GOD I hate people who think Southern Ontairo is all there is to our big, beautiful province! Go on a road trip! You will be AMAZED how big the province actually is!
Hahahah I'm Canadian!! That hot.
YES 519 thats my area code =]
Yeeeee Canada!!! Uw?!? Ftw =]
Fucking Eh! Cheers from the rockies!
@ 7:26. Totally fucked in a canoe. was EPIC.
Only in my 519 would something like this happen xD woots southern Ontario!
I think that's every boys dream growing up in Canada!!! As for the 519 I wouldn't want to be anywhere else eh??
Except for the "fucking" party...
french canadians are horrible in bed... canadians are just bad
have fun serving my food to me in the summer and living off of your gf's parent's $$$
Cracking the efff up because I just heard a story about this from a girl in class.
Oh 519. How I love you
take off yah canada haters this guy is a beauty eh. and dad, bob broke your beer
I love puck sluts.
CANADA! GO CANADA
That would make me proud to be canadian
did what smell as bad? her pussy or his hockey bag?
This is my puckslut dream!!
@10:36 somebody at FESTERN probably wucked your mom.
ahhh def a uwo guy :)
hahaha gueelph <3 yah 519 is all over fucktards. not just kw.
I wouldn't brag about being Canadian
if Americans can brag about being American what is wrong with Canadians doing the same thing. you are a hypocrite. Also GO CANADA EH!
To 7:04 - me too. Is it bad that all a guy has to do is be Canadian and his chances to score with me increase 100 fold? >.>
Canada - America's hat
An asshat. To cover up nasty America.
Who would want to bang on a dirty Canadians swampy bag when u can have a nice American boy in bed? :)
Girl has no standards fucking on a nasty hockey bag. Blehhh.