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  • nicely done, go Canada go, eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:13am
  • you guys are such eh holes, i love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:05pm
  • that mustve smelled awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:26pm
  • YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    Submitted by CehNehDeh on Apr 8, 10 at 10:04pm
  • Really? 70%? wow, you know nothinggggggg......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Maple flavoured condoms would be amazing, I would buy them too I thought this text was hilarious, it's one of the few I actually laughed out loud with, Canadians rule! Also 519 is not 70% of Ontario, I'd never even heard of it before this text.. I'm from 613 :) We're the best of course!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:15am
  • holla if you rep LAURIER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:56pm
  • guess that makes you the mounter and her the mountie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:45pm
  • YES PROUD KITCHENER!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:45pm
  • yeah its from windsor all the way up through to guelph and what canadian girl hasn't been fucked on a hockey bag? nice work bud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:52pm
  • So this makes me want to visit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:28pm
  • That would be awesome. I swear Imma move to canada and I know exactly the person I want to do this with >:D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:04pm
  • 4:50 exemplifies why I love Canadians. And all the best sex I've ever had was with them. Never been treated like shit by one either, unlike most self-serving cowardly American boys who have absolutely no respect for women. Living near the border is one of the few good things about living in Michigan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:45am
  • lol... I used to live in KW. All the way in AZ now. I miss all you hosers, eh!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:10pm
  • why do you canadians like cold cut trio subs with pickles and sub sauce from subway? STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT AMERICAN CHEESE IS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:19pm
  • aw so hot. seriously, im so proud of being canadian, eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Go Canada! So proud to be Canadian right now. :)

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 9, 10 at 11:59pm
  • i had sex in a penalty box...nothing more canadian than that

    Submitted by megeff on Jul 20, 10 at 3:54am
  • Heh...I refer you to Pierre Burton's definition of a Canadian "Someone who can make love in a canoe without tipping it over." Very Canadian? yes. But it gets more Canadian than that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Love the fact that 1048 used the word bender. And the sex probably smelled like shit being on top of a hockey bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:25am
  • im not your friend guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:03pm
  • That's fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:57pm
  • <3 I love Canada. Fucking EH, that's hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Good, solid, funny tfln post right here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Did it smell as bad as my hockey bag does?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Yeaaaaaaaaah 519 fuckin awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Hey, if Americans can be all "BOO-YA!" all the time, why can't Canadians? It's about time you 519ers got it right. And 11:07, clearly you've never been with a Canadian!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:12am
  • You could have been eating waffles with lots of syrup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Canada sucks!

    Submitted by shrek69x on Dec 8, 10 at 2:41pm
  • hahaha i know this dude i lol used to be in the 519 and yea at 11.15 613 is the shit...i moved there now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:54am
  • I can't even begin to describe how much I love Canadians (and Windsor for that matter). Case in point: this text is actually funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:14pm
  • maple syrup flavoured condom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Fucking her on bacon .... Way more canadian

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 15, 10 at 10:38am
  • Canadian hockey players are sexy as fuck, but hockey bags smell gross

    Submitted by ladiesispimpstoo on Jan 10, 11 at 9:59pm
  • 206 America- Canada's Diaper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:10am
  • No chance. Def in Waterloo. SHOUTOUTS TO UW! I know you guys are readin this when you should be studyin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:54pm
  • You could have been wearing skates - but good fuckin work anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Muckin barn on some biddies on a hockey bag eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:35pm
  • yes you should 7:26... us canadian girls are clearly the best :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:50pm
  • this is basically my dream, so hot. i got wet from reading thiss!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:28pm
  • I freakin love Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:07am
  • my bf's a hockey player, and if he ever wanted to fuck anywhere remotely near his hockey gear, I'd probably puke that being said, this is the BEST tfln I've ever read. BRAVO CANADA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:22pm
  • yeeee 519999 here too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:29pm
  • im not your guy pal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Sounds sexy but in reality it would smell horrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:03pm
  • 4:50AM -I'm from Chicago and I seriously loved that Ala-ifuckMySister-bama hahaha.... Canadians are so much more chill then Americans. Love em. Keep on playing you dusters!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:07am
  • CANADAAAAA fucks you USs up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:42am
  • um fuck me on a hockey bag? kthanks(:

    Submitted by laurenncakes on Jun 17, 10 at 4:56pm
  • i bet that smelled terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:08pm
  • woot 519 ftw. UW all the way, but im betting this has gotta be a laurier chick (or a western slut).... god i hate exams

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:16pm
  • 4:28 ... you are fantastic. too funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:06pm
  • 11:03, CA is not something to be proud of. Douchetard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:10pm
  • minus the whole "fucking" part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:10am
  • next time you americans wanna "drink us under the table" check the percentage of your beer. You guys are up to like 4% now right? Haaaaa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:37am
  • Stick some maple syrup in her teat and munch on her bacon... Now that's Canadian, eh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Fuckin Russel stovers take your god damn towering hockey players out of the 913

    Submitted by Cameron2010 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:28am
  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LONDON

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:36pm
  • note to self...tell boyfriend i wanna fuck on his hockey bag... i'm from canada and i effing love it!! only been with an american boy once and trust me the canadians all do it better ;) can i just say, i've wondered why they don't make maple syrup flavoured condoms. i would buy them!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:42am
  • uggh, i would BARF if my boyfriend tried to fuck me on mine or his hockey bag. shit is nasssty..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:22pm
  • From here on out I will never look at my hockey bag the same. it could be doing so much more. Much respect from the lower 48.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Canadians are lousy in bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:07pm
  • 10:36 - YES! you just made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:39am
  • @9:54 U-Dub is where its at!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Hell ya! Love the 519!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:01pm
  • 519 is the area code for like 70% of Ontario, it doesn't mean its KW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:04pm
  • ... Wow? Haha. I should start talking to the Canadian chick who wants to fuck again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:26pm
  • uw ftw =], man we should all be studying for exams, but getting laid is so much better,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:05pm
  • awww yeeaah 519!!!!! represent! i salute you OP~!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:27pm
  • So proud to be Canadian it's not even funny. And who cares how smelly the gear is? hockey players are hott!!

    Submitted by kaylajeanmo on Feb 14, 11 at 2:10am
  • Classic hockey moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:26am
  • i wonder if they had that in mind when they made the bag... "especially equipped for pregame sex."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:20pm
  • somewhat kinky. well, only if she's hot and he's all sweaty from just winning the game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:21pm
  • True fact: 15 million people are diagonsed with an STD is the US each year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:53pm
  • go drink your molson and cheat on your gf some more hockey scumbag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Fuck yea boiiiiiiiii! Canada rocks!

    Submitted by ct1989 on Mar 26, 11 at 5:27pm
  • Fuckin EH ........!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:01pm
  • I am so happy that this came from my area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Hahahah I'm Canadian!! That hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:31am
  • i love americans always lippin n shit.. canadians will drink americans under the table.. get some real beer or some real liqs u pussies.. any how.. i kno kno what im puttin on my to do list.. by the way 519 isnt 70% of ontario.. i didnt even kno it was apart of ontario lol.. im 905 btw..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Actually 807 and 705 make up over 70% of the area codes for Ontairo. 519/905/416/226/289, etc. are just a very very small part of the provinces area codes and all in SOUTHERN Ontairo. Its is a big province and doesn't stop in Barrie! GOD I hate people who think Southern Ontairo is all there is to our big, beautiful province! Go on a road trip! You will be AMAZED how big the province actually is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:37pm
  • YES 519 thats my area code =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Yeeeee Canada!!! Uw?!? Ftw =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Fucking Eh! Cheers from the rockies!

    Submitted by RexHolz on Dec 7, 10 at 11:35pm
  • @ 7:26. Totally fucked in a canoe. was EPIC. Only in my 519 would something like this happen xD woots southern Ontario!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:55pm
  • I think that's every boys dream growing up in Canada!!! As for the 519 I wouldn't want to be anywhere else eh??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Except for the "fucking" party...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:17pm
  • french canadians are horrible in bed... canadians are just bad have fun serving my food to me in the summer and living off of your gf's parent's $$$

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:18am
  • Cracking the efff up because I just heard a story about this from a girl in class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:08am
  • Oh 519. How I love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:27pm
  • take off yah canada haters this guy is a beauty eh. and dad, bob broke your beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:53pm
  • I love puck sluts.

    Submitted by iamnotmexican on Jan 4, 11 at 10:24pm
  • That would make me proud to be canadian

    Submitted by wade123456789 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:48pm
  • This is my puckslut dream!!

    Submitted by leahsilvs on Dec 4, 11 at 3:41pm
  • CANADA! GO CANADA

    Submitted by lwilson91 on Mar 1, 10 at 12:25am
  • did what smell as bad? her pussy or his hockey bag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:26pm
  • @10:36 somebody at FESTERN probably wucked your mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:00pm
  • ahhh def a uwo guy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:02pm
  • hahaha gueelph <3 yah 519 is all over fucktards. not just kw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:09pm
  • I wouldn't brag about being Canadian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:17am
    • if Americans can brag about being American what is wrong with Canadians doing the same thing. you are a hypocrite. Also GO CANADA EH!

      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Jan 11, 10 at 5:23pm
  • To 7:04 - me too. Is it bad that all a guy has to do is be Canadian and his chances to score with me increase 100 fold? >.>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:43am
  • Canada - America's hat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:06am
  • Who would want to bang on a dirty Canadians swampy bag when u can have a nice American boy in bed? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:26am
  • Girl has no standards fucking on a nasty hockey bag. Blehhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:42am
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