don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old