You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face