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  • Submitted by Phys on Jan 23, 11 at 4:28pm

    Well a "no kissing" rule is good practice for your future profession

  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jan 23, 11 at 6:29pm

    There are more nerve endings in your lips than in all 10 fingers combined. Kissing is totally worth it.

  • Submitted by Taipan on Jan 23, 11 at 7:18pm

    OP: "Oh thank God it's only HPV, getting colds from my casual hookups is just the worst!"

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Jan 23, 11 at 4:27pm

    To that annoying fuck that always says "first": suck it !

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    Submitted by ambur on Jan 23, 11 at 7:07pm

    Kissings fine but if you have a cold or cold sore then be an adult and have some restraint.

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    Submitted by wonderfulone on Jan 24, 11 at 11:56am

    Women can make their own choices. If they want to bang everything in sight, that's their business. However, they're responsible for their reputation. If you don't want to be called a slut or whore...close your legs or keep your hookups on the down low. Also STFU monica, you're a slut.

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    Submitted by Hierro on Jan 23, 11 at 10:25pm

    Slut can apply to any gender. Why is it ridiculous to not fuck everything that moves?

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    Submitted by Squall on Jan 23, 11 at 11:58pm

    Dear TFLN: Please reduce the character limit for comments. That is all.

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    Submitted by EasyRider on Jan 24, 11 at 12:15am

    Because you cant get sick during sex...

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    Submitted by mamedoof on Jan 25, 11 at 4:49pm

    Fuck monica

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    Submitted by noradaron on Jan 24, 11 at 12:38am


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    Submitted by newfiee on Jan 24, 11 at 12:12pm

    I agree with Monica :)

  • Submitted by xdanixo on Jan 23, 11 at 7:55pm

    You fucking slut, get a boyfriend

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 23, 11 at 9:39pm

      Only sexist pigs slut-shame. Knock it off. There's nothing wrong with casual sex as long as it's safe casual sex. It may be a surprise to you, but not all girls WANT a boyfriend. Perhaps this girl isn't ready/doesn't want a relationship. Should she stop having sex because she doesn't want a boyfriend? I think not. That's unreasonable and ridiculous. And go ahead, call me a 'slut'. If acting like a normal human being makes me a slut, I'd be ashamed NOT to be one.

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        Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 23, 11 at 9:40pm

        And actually, you know what? I just reread the text and there is absolutely no sign that this is a girl anyway! Using the phrase 'so not worth it' doesn't necessarily indicate a female, for god's sake.

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        Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jan 23, 11 at 11:16pm

        i love how you always write paragraphs to justify yourself for being a slut. u little whore

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          Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 24, 11 at 11:00am

          I actually write paragraphs to defend all girl that are unfairly called 'sluts'. I've been in a relationship with the same man for three years and we're engaged now, so I hardly doubt I qualify anymore.

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            Submitted by Squall on Jan 24, 11 at 1:01pm

            This is a website so we can talk about how fucked up/drunk we were the night before. No one cares about either of your opinions so STFU so I can have back my TFLN. Thank you.

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        Submitted by destructo on Jan 24, 11 at 1:31am

        monica, I don't think you're a slut, just a titanic BITCH!

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          Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 24, 11 at 11:01am

          Yeah, I'm totally a bitch for defending women. That's right. It's funny that if a girl objects to sexism, she's a bitch.

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            Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jan 24, 11 at 11:24am

            sluts don't like being defended, they like being fucked. HARD. by whoever, whenever, wherever. i bet you're known around as 'that chick who never shuts the fuck up'

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            Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jan 24, 11 at 2:38pm

            yo try harder. before that tho, make a a sandwich.

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            Submitted by destructo on Jan 25, 11 at 11:48am

            Quit trying to wear your ovaries on the outside. If you want to be equal to men then get used to taking shit from the guys, because it's just the way we are.

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    Submitted by ForeverGone on Jan 25, 11 at 12:53am

    Men are pigs

  • Submitted by ilovesaid8EDmore on Jan 23, 11 at 10:12pm

    @monicamischeif please shut the fuck up already you sound like a overprotective bitcht mom. ALL girls are sluts no matter what. I am revoking your man card for saying there not

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 24, 11 at 11:03am

      All girls are sluts? Really now? You do realize that word isn't a compliment, right? \n\nNo, I won't shut up until you lot stop posting sexist comments everywhere. That doesn't make me a 'bitch', that makes me a woman concerned about ta sexist society that blames women for r@pe because they were 'sluts'. Not okay. And wtf, man card? I wasn't aware that, as a female, I HAD a man card. That's another sexist comment anyway.

  • Submitted by YourHero on Jan 23, 11 at 5:21pm

    No kissing really just saves a whole ton of work that neither person really cares about anyways.

    • Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 23, 11 at 5:54pm

      I don't know whether you are just super bad at kissing or you've been with people who are really bad at kissing, but kissing is absolutely lovely. Making out is a huge turn on if the person is a good kisser. I think it would be an absolute shame to have sex without it. :S

      • Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 23, 11 at 5:55pm

        Althoughhhh I must say I have before. I find the sex is less personal without kissing.

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          Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jan 23, 11 at 6:34pm

          sluts don't like personal, who the fuck do you think you're talking to, some innocent christian girl?

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            Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 23, 11 at 9:37pm

            Excuse me? First of all, I'm what pigs like you would call a 'slut' (oh god, I've had one night stands, how fucking awful) and I enjoy kissing. It turns me on. I've kissed the majority of people I've hooked up with. In fact, I was only referencing one friend with benefits. I wasn't really into him and he alllllways tasted like smoke, so I wanted to keep it non-personal.

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              Submitted by corrupted21 on Jan 23, 11 at 11:43pm

              Hey can you stop replying to everyone's comments trying to justify yourself to a bunch of people you'll never meet? I'm pretty sure we all think you're a slut and i doubt anyone cares what you have to say about it just as you don't care what we say.

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jan 24, 11 at 12:55pm

    Ok the fucksyourmother guy is fucking hilarious. Seriously I am laughing so hard at his "sluts don't like to be defended" hero! Monica, don't let these guys get you so pissed!