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  • One of the few times the "whore" comment is actually appropriate.

    Submitted by dadx2 on Aug 23, 11 at 3:01pm
  • And make sammiches

    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Aug 23, 11 at 3:09pm
  • So you're part of the rent agreement then? "Hey, Jack, you only paid a third of the rent last month, which means you only get to sleep with her a third of this month." "Aww, man. What if I pay all of this month's rent?" "Then I go a month without sleeping with her." You're basically a utility.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 23, 11 at 9:16pm
  • Whatever works right?

    Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 23, 11 at 3:06pm
  • OP is a dude

    Submitted by mattc3 on Aug 23, 11 at 3:24pm
  • Sh*t, I need to find me a rent hooker. I didn't even realize such things existed, but I've got a spare bedroom...

    Submitted by technoir on Aug 24, 11 at 8:44am
  • Jack Trippers dream

    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Aug 24, 11 at 1:39am
  • Whore.

    Submitted by girl1429 on Aug 23, 11 at 8:53pm
  • Where do i have to go to get me one of these?

    Submitted by SuPrPrTyHrDY on Aug 23, 11 at 8:17pm
  • Sadly, idk why I nvr thought of this haha

    Submitted by marieee90 on Aug 27, 11 at 12:41pm
  • hey, at least she doesnt have to pay for rent\nhell, everyone wins in this case\nmainly for the chick. \nsex and a free place to crash. \nonly thing is, she probably has to cook and clean

    Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 25, 11 at 2:44am
  • Not sure if serious?

    Submitted by Gbons on Aug 24, 11 at 1:44am
  • Okay little girl1429, you may be right on this one, but you still need to work on the originality. Btw that come back: 'Fuck off' was a really weak comeback. For future reference, you may need to work on those.

    Submitted by ky80 on Aug 25, 11 at 12:51am
  • A very good night

    Submitted by jd5293 on Aug 23, 11 at 3:05pm