No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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One of the few times the "whore" comment is actually appropriate.
And make sammiches
So you're part of the rent agreement then? "Hey, Jack, you only paid a third of the rent last month, which means you only get to sleep with her a third of this month." "Aww, man. What if I pay all of this month's rent?" "Then I go a month without sleeping with her." You're basically a utility.
Whatever works right?
OP is a dude
Sh*t, I need to find me a rent hooker. I didn't even realize such things existed, but I've got a spare bedroom...
Jack Trippers dream
Where do i have to go to get me one of these?
Sadly, idk why I nvr thought of this haha
hey, at least she doesnt have to pay for rent\nhell, everyone wins in this case\nmainly for the chick. \nsex and a free place to crash. \nonly thing is, she probably has to cook and clean
Okay little girl1429, you may be right on this one, but you still need to work on the originality. Btw that come back: 'Fuck off' was a really weak comeback. For future reference, you may need to work on those.
Not sure if serious?
A very good night