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  • Submitted by dadx2 on Aug 23, 11 at 3:01pm

    One of the few times the "whore" comment is actually appropriate.

  • Submitted by krazybobblehead on Aug 23, 11 at 3:09pm

    And make sammiches

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 23, 11 at 9:16pm

    So you're part of the rent agreement then? "Hey, Jack, you only paid a third of the rent last month, which means you only get to sleep with her a third of this month." "Aww, man. What if I pay all of this month's rent?" "Then I go a month without sleeping with her." You're basically a utility.

  • Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 23, 11 at 3:06pm

    Whatever works right?

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    Submitted by mattc3 on Aug 23, 11 at 3:24pm

    OP is a dude

  • 91 62
    Submitted by technoir on Aug 24, 11 at 8:44am

    Sh*t, I need to find me a rent hooker. I didn't even realize such things existed, but I've got a spare bedroom...

  • 87 73
    Submitted by girl1429 on Aug 23, 11 at 8:53pm

    Whore.

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    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Aug 24, 11 at 1:39am

    Jack Trippers dream

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    Submitted by SuPrPrTyHrDY on Aug 23, 11 at 8:17pm

    Where do i have to go to get me one of these?

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    Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 25, 11 at 2:44am

    hey, at least she doesnt have to pay for rent\nhell, everyone wins in this case\nmainly for the chick. \nsex and a free place to crash. \nonly thing is, she probably has to cook and clean

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    Submitted by jd5293 on Aug 23, 11 at 3:05pm

    A very good night

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    Submitted by ky80 on Aug 25, 11 at 12:51am

    Okay little girl1429, you may be right on this one, but you still need to work on the originality. Btw that come back: 'Fuck off' was a really weak comeback. For future reference, you may need to work on those.

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    Submitted by marieee90 on Aug 27, 11 at 12:41pm

    Sadly, idk why I nvr thought of this haha

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    Submitted by Gbons on Aug 24, 11 at 1:44am

    Not sure if serious?