All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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That's why it's great living in a college town with a river to float! Love Texas!
That's how you do it, son.
Dear Anonymous, goat_boner, nsgf, anonymousone, and Ski_unit;\nPlease feel free to congregate and all go leap off a very high bridge.
you gotta forgive goat boner because that's an awesome screen name
... That's true... goat_boner, don't jump. The rest of you, jump.
Giving birth to bald eagles
Yes bridgebomber you are the only one that thinks this is stupid
I am waiting for some witty funny comment about the "giving birth to bald eagles" part.
That's how you do it, son
Floatopia welcomes you with open floaty adorned arms
Dayum! I just got wood.
I believe you have hit the nail on the head
Am I the only one that thinks this is retarded?
Love it! Me too,... My pool, a beer, and good tunes... Nothen better
What the hell that suks and Americans sit on couches all day
I kinda do sit on a couch all day though :/ shit.
U've never been to Europe.
That's how you do it son.
In Soviet Russia, eagles give birth to YOU!
Don't forget nuking the Asians that piss us off!
Nothing like a Texas Holiday!
Texas rules!!!!!! FUCK YAA
more american is sitting in front of the tv and watching the eagles.