All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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That's why it's great living in a college town with a river to float! Love Texas!
That's how you do it, son.
Dear Anonymous, goat_boner, nsgf, anonymousone, and Ski_unit;\nPlease feel free to congregate and all go leap off a very high bridge.
you gotta forgive goat boner because that's an awesome screen name
... That's true... goat_boner, don't jump. The rest of you, jump.
Giving birth to bald eagles
I am waiting for some witty funny comment about the "giving birth to bald eagles" part.
Yes bridgebomber you are the only one that thinks this is stupid
That's how you do it, son
Dayum! I just got wood.
Floatopia welcomes you with open floaty adorned arms
Am I the only one that thinks this is retarded?
I believe you have hit the nail on the head
Love it! Me too,... My pool, a beer, and good tunes... Nothen better
What the hell that suks and Americans sit on couches all day
I kinda do sit on a couch all day though :/ shit.
U've never been to Europe.
That's how you do it son.
In Soviet Russia, eagles give birth to YOU!
Don't forget nuking the Asians that piss us off!
Texas rules!!!!!! FUCK YAA
Nothing like a Texas Holiday!
more american is sitting in front of the tv and watching the eagles.