All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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That's how you do it, son.
That's why it's great living in a college town with a river to float! Love Texas!
Dear Anonymous, goat_boner, nsgf, anonymousone, and Ski_unit;\nPlease feel free to congregate and all go leap off a very high bridge.
you gotta forgive goat boner because that's an awesome screen name
... That's true... goat_boner, don't jump. The rest of you, jump.
That's how you do it, son
Giving birth to bald eagles
Yes bridgebomber you are the only one that thinks this is stupid
I am waiting for some witty funny comment about the "giving birth to bald eagles" part.
Am I the only one that thinks this is retarded?
Floatopia welcomes you with open floaty adorned arms
Dayum! I just got wood.
I believe you have hit the nail on the head
Love it! Me too,... My pool, a beer, and good tunes... Nothen better
What the hell that suks and Americans sit on couches all day
I kinda do sit on a couch all day though :/ shit.
U've never been to Europe.
That's how you do it son.
In Soviet Russia, eagles give birth to YOU!
Don't forget nuking the Asians that piss us off!
more american is sitting in front of the tv and watching the eagles.
Texas rules!!!!!! FUCK YAA
Nothing like a Texas Holiday!