YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.