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  • 91 66
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Aug 30, 12 at 3:06pm

    This one has daddy issues written all over it.

  • 83 62
    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Aug 30, 12 at 10:41pm

    sorry, but I don't quit till she gets her jollies.

  • 80 71
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Aug 30, 12 at 6:02pm

    Pretty sure if a girl I'd been with was texting me about her sexcapades with other guys I'd be pissed. But I'm also a very jealous person. So that may not bother other people lol.

  • 71 59
    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Aug 30, 12 at 5:05pm

    Well I didn't picture it being a text to her dad til u said that. Roll tide

  • 80 78
    Submitted by ramblinman on Aug 30, 12 at 6:29pm

    Any particular reason why you couldn't be a big girl get out your vibrates and put on a show. Everyone wins

    • 59 62
      Submitted by Psychonextdoor on Sep 1, 12 at 1:28pm

      You don't get an encore if you can't perform the main event.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Sep 1, 12 at 4:59am

    Not everyone can have orgasms every time. It tends to get better as we get older. putting pressure on it and being goal oriented ruined a lot of married sex for me back in the day.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 1, 12 at 1:23am

    OP is texting a girl.

    • 17 24
      Submitted by hijinks on May 8, 13 at 10:02am

      No not a girl.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Sep 1, 12 at 6:32am

    or you had a black wiener before and this dude was too small.

    • 18 18
      Submitted by hijinks on May 8, 13 at 10:01am

      I'm not black but still hung like a donkey.