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  • This one has daddy issues written all over it.

    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Aug 30, 12 at 3:06pm
  • sorry, but I don't quit till she gets her jollies.

    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Aug 30, 12 at 10:41pm
  • Well I didn't picture it being a text to her dad til u said that. Roll tide

    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Aug 30, 12 at 5:05pm
  • Any particular reason why you couldn't be a big girl get out your vibrates and put on a show. Everyone wins

    Submitted by ramblinman on Aug 30, 12 at 6:29pm
  • Pretty sure if a girl I'd been with was texting me about her sexcapades with other guys I'd be pissed. But I'm also a very jealous person. So that may not bother other people lol.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Aug 30, 12 at 6:02pm
  • Not everyone can have orgasms every time. It tends to get better as we get older. putting pressure on it and being goal oriented ruined a lot of married sex for me back in the day.

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Sep 1, 12 at 4:59am
  • or you had a black wiener before and this dude was too small.

    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Sep 1, 12 at 6:32am
  • OP is texting a girl.

    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 1, 12 at 1:23am