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  • 88 42
    Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Jan 20, 12 at 6:26pm

    Soooo your just a life support for your vagina then

  • 76 49
    Submitted by EVERslckCHICK on Jan 21, 12 at 8:25am

    Maybe I'm confused, but the Op doesn't say she is drunk. She implies she is horny. We may not get Blue Balls but I think most women love sex JUST as much as men.

  • 77 51
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 20, 12 at 2:59pm

    Just cross yer legs and stifle that bitch.

    • 54 58
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 20, 12 at 3:05pm

      Nah, sometimes she demands to be heard!

      • 54 53
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 21, 12 at 1:25am

        Hedo, darlin...I'd listen to ANYTHING yours had to say. Just sayin

  • 69 55
    Submitted by notadoctor on Jan 20, 12 at 4:01pm

    Where does she say anything about being drunk?

    • 52 68
      Submitted by keto06 on Jan 20, 12 at 5:23pm

      its usually the case...

  • 77 73
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 20, 12 at 6:28pm

    She is woman, hear her roar!!!...and maybe queef a little too...

  • 57 59
    Submitted by AbsynthiaFae on Jan 20, 12 at 3:46pm

    I can spell fairly well while drunk without auto correct, thank you.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by AbsynthiaFae on Jan 21, 12 at 1:58pm

    Ever, women can get a form of blue balls too, it's just not as common.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 21, 12 at 8:27am

    and it's also tfln...soo..

  • 49 65
    Submitted by crayonempire23 on Jan 21, 12 at 1:07am

    Story of my life.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by dicsmalls03 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:59pm

    you should listen to the thing upstairs more less the thing downstairs gets overworked

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Jan 20, 12 at 3:23pm

    "I'm so drunk and horny but I can articulate words with absolutely no misspellings"

    • 49 58
      Submitted by JohnStayMoist on Jan 20, 12 at 3:38pm

      It's called auto correct

    • 49 54
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 21, 12 at 1:27am

      I make more mistakes with auto-correct than I ever made drunk.