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  • Noooo you call each of them first in order of how hot they are, then if it fails send out this text. Clearly you're new at this.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 11, 11 at 10:33am
  • Why only one?

    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Oct 11, 11 at 10:13am
  • You egotistical, slutty, bastard...I like your style.

    Submitted by freefall33 on Oct 11, 11 at 10:32am
  • I like the competitive angle s/he throws in there

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Oct 11, 11 at 11:17am
  • You're doing it wrong. Didn't you ever learn anything about prioritization and time planning? Gawd.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 11, 11 at 11:47am
  • She meant "last one gets to fertilize my rotten egg."

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 12, 11 at 1:54am
  • Yeah buddy!

    Submitted by wessum on Oct 11, 11 at 9:55am
  • Because they didn't ask for all of them, I'm guessing this is a woman. Or a really unimaginative guy.

    Submitted by sleepy_sex on Oct 19, 11 at 2:02am
  • I'm not sure "last one is a rotten egg" applies to this situation since there's no prize for second or third.

    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 11, 11 at 11:54pm
  • Efficient.

    Submitted by MuffinW on Oct 17, 11 at 1:14am
  • how bout a 5some!!

    Submitted by preppygirl on Oct 11, 11 at 8:22pm