I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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Noooo you call each of them first in order of how hot they are, then if it fails send out this text. Clearly you're new at this.
Why only one?
You egotistical, slutty, bastard...I like your style.
I like the competitive angle s/he throws in there
You're doing it wrong. Didn't you ever learn anything about prioritization and time planning? Gawd.
She meant "last one gets to fertilize my rotten egg."
Because they didn't ask for all of them, I'm guessing this is a woman. Or a really unimaginative guy.
I'm not sure "last one is a rotten egg" applies to this situation since there's no prize for second or third.
how bout a 5some!!