They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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You know, without that stupid 21 drinking age, and an entire party full of people who are either drinking underage or worried about getting arrested for serving alcohol to underage people, people could actually call the police to do this.
I could definitely use one of those.
why don't you have friends who can do that?
Yep because cops have nothing better to do than respond to shit like noise complaints and get rid of people for you. Every cop pulled to take care of some bullshit thing is one less available to respond to something important. Departments are stretched and you wanna make them into bouncers with guns. -roll eye- /soapbox
They exist. Strippers that do houses call use them all the time. Just call around.
Get a dog