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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 2, 12 at 1:44pm

    You know, without that stupid 21 drinking age, and an entire party full of people who are either drinking underage or worried about getting arrested for serving alcohol to underage people, people could actually call the police to do this.

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    Submitted by Junglecatlover92 on Sep 3, 12 at 12:52am

    I could definitely use one of those.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 3, 12 at 12:30am

    They exist. Strippers that do houses call use them all the time. Just call around.

  • Submitted by SpartanSaint on Sep 2, 12 at 10:03pm

    why don't you have friends who can do that?

  • Submitted by nocaduceus on Sep 2, 12 at 4:04pm

    Yep because cops have nothing better to do than respond to shit like noise complaints and get rid of people for you. Every cop pulled to take care of some bullshit thing is one less available to respond to something important. Departments are stretched and you wanna make them into bouncers with guns. -roll eye- /soapbox

  • Submitted by ForeignDevil on Sep 3, 12 at 5:32am

    Get a dog