I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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It's amazing how girls WANT to be considered sluts these days
its amazing how a guy probably wrote this one.
It's amazing how ingebeastly is probably still a virgin
"Its great" is what you meant to say..
Why does the dress need to scream slut? Why don't you just scream slut? A real slut wouldn't see a problem here, only an opportunity. You have much to learn, young one.
Not me. I prefer to be classy. Guys always like them more in the end.
..so dont wear one
Why do you have to dress like a slut? Guys will bang you if you're even a little attractive, and you have the added bonus of not getting crippling blisters from your 5-inch heels.
they will when they're on the ground next to the bed...
Don't worry, I'm sure your face screams 'slut' enough.
A pair of scissors can easily turn the moat respectable dress into a XXX slut dress.
Your dresses may not scream slut...but your attitude does.
Story of my life hahaahah
You just tell people, or get a tramp stamp, I’m sure people know.
dnt worry the cold sores say it all
It's ok, your face does that already.
Time to go shopping!
Oh honey, you don't need to dress like a slut. I'm guessing people already know you are one.
I've seen a Tshirt that said 'mad whore'... maybe having it printed on ur person will help?
Somebody is crying out for attention ...
I doubt your dress stops anyone from thinking you're a raging slut. Call me.
That's why scissors were invented.
I'll bet your mama's proud
Rub some semen on them...that'll do the trick