She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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If you were drinking cuervo it probably made it taste bettet.
the number of tequila shots it took for these ladies to notice you.
...and start laughing at his tiny little penis.
Year I was born and number of times you were turned down after buying a chick a shot