we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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Stay away from virgins. It's better that they learn with other virgins, or take it from professionals.
wow this guy is not worth your time
Were u so ugly he crapped himself out of fear
@3:05 I'm a virgin (by choice) and have a pierced cock (also by choice) that every1 wants a piece of.... Where does that put me?? Who should I be with in your mind????
Even if he did juice his pants like you implied, he would be too embarassed to make a spectacle about it. He would just play that shit off..he prolly sharted
I just ate a grape and I....
You were leading him on so he jizzed in his pants. Weigh this against the pros and go from there.
In Soviet Russia, pants and shirts change you
looks like you need to change ur pants now
Man this cracker is salty
@4:08 swimsuit 'addition'? really?
do it and tell us...
last week i saw a film...as i recall it was a horror film
poop-y in the pants!!
Wait about 30 minutes, and he'll be ready to go again. No worries.
Maybe he was just changing wouldn't he change his underwear if it was what's implied
Don't be such a downer
4:08... Kissing a picture in a magazine doesn't count.
These pretzels make me thirsty
There are some ugly models out there these days.
if you have a nice rack his balls might explode. If you're a fat pig he could get a case of limpd cik and you'll never see him again.
actually..yea...omg how did u know?
What you do pee on him as u stood there?
she won't do it. no balls- er wait, no uterus, no uterus!!!
when bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense...
Sounds like he would never even make it to home plate.
Hahahahahahahaha what a fucking virgin
Jizzed in my pants♫
Chuck norris made the pretzel thirsty...
He is the omni winner
the egos on these texters...
Help the guy out, Do it!
Matt porter maybe? HahahaAAAA
Who the hell is the democtic cannada person?
One time Chuck Norris faught a pretzel and lost.
Du...du....du... Ego or eggo
In democatic cannada people who take there pants off freeze to death
My alarm goes off and I. JIZZ IN MY PANTS
I would make her have to change her panties
Take it off take it off
Premature ejaculation FTW!!!
Maybe he pissed himself. I promise your not that good of a kisser
I've made out with a girl in SI swimsuit addition, didn't cum in my pants. Dude must be a virgin
Your mind is small like Obama's
what are the ages of the people involved here?
thats ridiculous, he needs to jack off more.
Cum on your nipples so you could lick it off?
hahaha what an idiot
he'll blow his load into your face.
I opened the window and a breeze rolled in....
Chuck Norris never loses
3:16 who do you model for?
Really? You're wondering that?! Wow
Woah! Pump the breaks this kids not ready for second base.
He would put big binder clips on your nipples and slap your titties silly
Haha fat model for the b4 shot
and i JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS
and I jizzed in my pants
Ace in ur hole hahaha
Jizzed in his pants!! Lmao
a breeze rolls in and i..
Nothing... cause you're clearly and ugly slut
actually im a model. thanks
You, sir, are a retard.
Sounds like this was stolen from american pie
In Soviet Russia.....fuckin idiot
I think I go to this site on my iPhone to often I've gotten first on 2 of these in the last week I feel pathetic lol
one time i made a guy have to change his pants by just standing in front of him.