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  • 79 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:14pm

    Were u so ugly he crapped himself out of fear

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:09pm

    Even if he did juice his pants like you implied, he would be too embarassed to make a spectacle about it. He would just play that shit off..he prolly sharted

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    Stay away from virgins. It's better that they learn with other virgins, or take it from professionals.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:04pm

    wow this guy is not worth your time

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:02pm

    In Soviet Russia, pants and shirts change you

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:16pm

    These pretzels make me thirsty -Crispy

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:14pm

    What you do pee on him as u stood there?

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:34pm

    Man this cracker is salty

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:22pm

    Jizzed in my pants♫

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:54am

    I just ate a grape and I....

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:50pm

    @3:05 I'm a virgin (by choice) and have a pierced cock (also by choice) that every1 wants a piece of.... Where does that put me?? Who should I be with in your mind????

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:20pm

    Wait about 30 minutes, and he'll be ready to go again. No worries.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:29pm

    You were leading him on so he jizzed in his pants. Weigh this against the pros and go from there.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    Chuck norris made the pretzel thirsty...

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:51pm

    4:08... Kissing a picture in a magazine doesn't count.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:59pm

    There are some ugly models out there these days.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:16pm

    poop-y in the pants!!

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:08pm

    I've made out with a girl in SI swimsuit addition, didn't cum in my pants. Dude must be a virgin

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    Don't be such a downer

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:28pm

    last week i saw a film...as i recall it was a horror film

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:07pm

    she won't do it. no balls- er wait, no uterus, no uterus!!!

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:48pm

    when bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense...

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:09pm

    Maybe he pissed himself. I promise your not that good of a kisser

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:06pm

    the egos on these texters...

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:09pm

    Hahahahahahahaha what a fucking virgin

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:09pm

    looks like you need to change ur pants now

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:53pm

    @4:08 swimsuit 'addition'? really?

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:24pm

    do it and tell us...

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:03am

    Who the hell is the democtic cannada person?

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:04am

    1:01 win Canada rules!!

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:33pm

    My alarm goes off and I. JIZZ IN MY PANTS

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:37pm

    Sounds like he would never even make it to home plate. Poor guy.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:37pm

    he'll blow his load into your face.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:08pm

    Du...du....du... Ego or eggo

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    He is the omni winner

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:55pm

    if you have a nice rack his balls might explode. If you're a fat pig he could get a case of limpd cik and you'll never see him again.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:02pm

    One time Chuck Norris faught a pretzel and lost.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:38am

    Help the guy out, Do it!

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:06pm

    what are the ages of the people involved here?

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:12pm

    Take it off take it off

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:07pm

    Your mind is small like Obama's

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:58pm

    thats ridiculous, he needs to jack off more.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:01am

    In democatic cannada people who take there pants off freeze to death

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:15pm

    actually..yea...omg how did u know?

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:28pm

    Premature ejaculation FTW!!!

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:51pm

    and i JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:04pm

    Chuck Norris never loses

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:07pm

    He would put big binder clips on your nipples and slap your titties silly

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    Ace in ur hole hahaha

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:08pm

    Cum on your nipples so you could lick it off?

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:47pm

    I would make her have to change her panties

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:07pm

    Maybe he was just changing wouldn't he change his underwear if it was what's implied

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:34am

    Matt porter maybe? HahahaAAAA

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:52pm

    3:16 who do you model for?

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:39pm

    Haha fat model for the b4 shot

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:41pm

    hahaha what an idiot

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    Jizzed in his pants!! Lmao

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:33pm

    I opened the window and a breeze rolled in....

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:28pm

    a breeze rolls in and i..

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:02pm

    Really? You're wondering that?! Wow

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:33pm

    Woah! Pump the breaks this kids not ready for second base.

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    Nothing... cause you're clearly and ugly slut

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:36am

    @11:50 You, sir, are a retard.

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:26pm

    Sounds like this was stolen from american pie

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:56pm

    and I jizzed in my pants

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:13pm

    one time i made a guy have to change his pants by just standing in front of him.

  • 47 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:16pm

    actually im a model. thanks

  • 37 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:02am

    In Soviet Russia.....fuckin idiot

  • 40 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:05pm

    I think I go to this site on my iPhone to often I've gotten first on 2 of these in the last week I feel pathetic lol