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  • She'll take it, then YOUR boyfriend will go down on her...

    Submitted by Summer2397 on Nov 18, 11 at 10:11am
  • A bit sensitive, I see. I shave, but my pet peeve is when guys talk shit about girls who don't shave and they have the hairiest stuff ever

    Submitted by uchicago on Nov 18, 11 at 2:39pm
  • I like it. This op's life seems to have a nice sense of balance...aaand, she's not letting the groupon go to waste, either.

    Submitted by skitsy on Nov 18, 11 at 12:36pm
  • What kind of thought process goes through someones mind where they have sex with someone just to piss off someone else? Crazy bitches...

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 18, 11 at 12:38pm
    • no thought processes, just hormone guided feelings of superiority and retribution..

      Submitted by carter_ronin on Nov 18, 11 at 6:06pm
  • "It felt like a fur coat, but I kinda liked it"

    Submitted by DailyBassist on Nov 18, 11 at 2:31pm
  • She didn't say he was her boyfriend.

    Submitted by amich on Nov 18, 11 at 5:25pm
  • Must not have been good sex if you passive aggressively fucked

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 18, 11 at 10:21am
  • bushlands are a nice change from flat plainlands

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Nov 18, 11 at 10:20am
  • Something tells me the roommate takes what he can get.

    Submitted by ns83 on Nov 18, 11 at 4:50pm
  • What the fuck is a groupon?

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 18, 11 at 2:28pm
  • Wax that untamed woman love jungle.

    Submitted by escodiesel on Nov 18, 11 at 10:20am
  • It's all fun and games, until someone gets aids.

    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on Nov 18, 11 at 2:51pm
  • Saaaalllluuuutttt!

    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Nov 18, 11 at 10:26am
  • Bit of an overreaction. My guess is the OP is bat-shit crazy.

    Submitted by underoos101 on Nov 18, 11 at 1:39pm
  • Dump that douche. Find someone who can either communicate properly, or likes you for who you are.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Nov 18, 11 at 9:40pm
  • Hm, a bit of an overreaction, I think, but who the fuck refuses to go down on an unshaven girl, unless she's REALLY hairy, perhaps?

    Submitted by mad2physicist on Nov 19, 11 at 3:39am
  • What a redneck train of thought! Although 502 is Kentucky, so I guess it makes sense

    Submitted by souljehr on Nov 18, 11 at 2:23pm
  • whore

    Submitted by isaac22x on Nov 18, 11 at 12:52pm
  • Louisville women are terrible, and hairy.

    Submitted by DParson24 on Nov 20, 11 at 3:08pm
  • Clearly, you both have problems OP. You should've walked that hairy bush out the door instead of turning around and doing an asshole thing by cheating on him.

    Submitted by wwarrior49 on Nov 18, 11 at 1:51pm
    • So people are disagreeing with her breaking up with the guy rather than cheating on him? Damn. Learn how to communicate or break up. They both need to get over that passive aggressive shit.

      Submitted by wwarrior49 on Nov 18, 11 at 3:02pm
      • she didn't say she broke up with him, bitch. she just told her friend that she fuccked his roommate. probably lying about it to the dude

        Submitted by BlueSkywalker on Nov 19, 11 at 3:58pm
        • making an assumption makes me a bitch? The point was that if these people can't communicate they shouldn't be fucking. Even casual sex requires good communication between partners. She overreacted, he didn't have the guts to confront her. They need to get away from that negativity shit. And on second thought, I am a bitch, but to quote Tina Fey: "Bitches get stuff done." and it's true I have wonderful relationships because I don't engage in stupid mind game.

          Submitted by wwarrior49 on Nov 19, 11 at 9:23pm
  • I guess you showed him!

    Submitted by lsimz4 on Nov 18, 11 at 10:52am
  • First of all, pubic hair is the worst. Second of all, you are a nutcase.

    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Nov 19, 11 at 4:30am
  • Aliens don't have any hair...

    Submitted by my235 on Nov 19, 11 at 12:52am
  • you OP is a nutcase and a bitch. his intentions probably weren't supposed to be offensive, he was probably trying not to hurt her feelings. you cunt.

    Submitted by BlueSkywalker on Nov 19, 11 at 3:59pm
  • What a hoe...

    Submitted by Notagoodalias on Nov 18, 11 at 11:32am
  • Louisville bitches suck. Shave the bush.

    Submitted by DParson24 on Nov 18, 11 at 4:39pm
  • No wwarrior, making assumptions makes you an ass.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Nov 20, 11 at 10:03am
  • Come on.. It's 2011! Shave already!

    Submitted by nairbynairb on Nov 18, 11 at 5:08pm
  • Just trim it up every month. Don't even need to use a razor. Unless your a "ginger" then I recommend avoiding possible comments of "FIRECROTCH!"

    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 7:45pm
  • Meh. Stop pretending to date and just go whoring around like you really want to...

    Submitted by MadF00L on Nov 19, 11 at 12:52am
  • Just break out the machete and hack your way to the promised land. Damn.

    Submitted by studini on Nov 21, 11 at 3:07pm
  • Wait so if your bf want's you to shave he deserves to be cheated on and that's okay? But oh these double standards!

    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 19, 11 at 6:59am
    • Nobody said it was okay for her to cheat on him. what both of them did is not okay. He was a jerk and she overreacted.

      Submitted by wwarrior49 on Nov 19, 11 at 9:26pm
    • she doesn't say he's her boyfriend, or that she cheated.

      Submitted by lysergicd on Nov 20, 11 at 5:19pm
  • I feel that the "girls are silky-skinned goddesses and men are hairy and sweaty" thing is a tradition of sorts. Many of the guys who insist that the girl shaves were brought up to think that men are SUPPOSED to be hairy, as that's one of the things that distinguishes them from women. TLDR; men are assholes.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 11, 12 at 8:15pm
  • What?!? Dude why do you have 70s bush to begin with? And if your guy was awesome enough to give a discount to shuttle you into 2011 you should have thanked him. Although the crafty guy could have done this knowing you give it to the roommate now that you have the can both move on to hotter normal bald pussy chicks.

    Submitted by swallows on Nov 19, 11 at 2:53pm
  • Hope you get aids.

    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 18, 11 at 1:01pm
    • Hope you get over whoever cheated on you. Wishing aids on someone...bitter much?

      Submitted by godzirra on Nov 18, 11 at 5:38pm