Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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She'll take it, then YOUR boyfriend will go down on her...
A bit sensitive, I see. I shave, but my pet peeve is when guys talk shit about girls who don't shave and they have the hairiest stuff ever
I agree. Double standards suck.
manscape or gtfo
I like it. This op's life seems to have a nice sense of balance...aaand, she's not letting the groupon go to waste, either.
What kind of thought process goes through someones mind where they have sex with someone just to piss off someone else? Crazy bitches...
no thought processes, just hormone guided feelings of superiority and retribution..
"It felt like a fur coat, but I kinda liked it"
She didn't say he was her boyfriend.
Must not have been good sex if you passive aggressively fucked
I don't think that's how she meant it..
bushlands are a nice change from flat plainlands
Something tells me the roommate takes what he can get.
What the fuck is a groupon?
Wax that untamed woman love jungle.
It's all fun and games, until someone gets aids.
Bit of an overreaction. My guess is the OP is bat-shit crazy.
Dump that douche. Find someone who can either communicate properly, or likes you for who you are.
Hm, a bit of an overreaction, I think, but who the fuck refuses to go down on an unshaven girl, unless she's REALLY hairy, perhaps?
Louisville women are terrible, and hairy.
What a redneck train of thought! Although 502 is Kentucky, so I guess it makes sense
Clearly, you both have problems OP. You should've walked that hairy bush out the door instead of turning around and doing an asshole thing by cheating on him.
So people are disagreeing with her breaking up with the guy rather than cheating on him? Damn. Learn how to communicate or break up. They both need to get over that passive aggressive shit.
she didn't say she broke up with him, bitch. she just told her friend that she fuccked his roommate. probably lying about it to the dude
making an assumption makes me a bitch? The point was that if these people can't communicate they shouldn't be fucking. Even casual sex requires good communication between partners. She overreacted, he didn't have the guts to confront her. They need to get away from that negativity shit. And on second thought, I am a bitch, but to quote Tina Fey: "Bitches get stuff done." and it's true I have wonderful relationships because I don't engage in stupid mind game.
I guess you showed him!
What a hoe...
First of all, pubic hair is the worst. Second of all, you are a nutcase.
you OP is a nutcase and a bitch. his intentions probably weren't supposed to be offensive, he was probably trying not to hurt her feelings. you cunt.
Aliens don't have any hair...
Louisville bitches suck. Shave the bush.
Come on.. It's 2011! Shave already!
Just trim it up every month. Don't even need to use a razor. Unless your a "ginger" then I recommend avoiding possible comments of "FIRECROTCH!"
Meh. Stop pretending to date and just go whoring around like you really want to...
No wwarrior, making assumptions makes you an ass.
Just break out the machete and hack your way to the promised land. Damn.
Wait so if your bf want's you to shave he deserves to be cheated on and that's okay? But oh these double standards!
Nobody said it was okay for her to cheat on him. what both of them did is not okay. He was a jerk and she overreacted.
she doesn't say he's her boyfriend, or that she cheated.
I feel that the "girls are silky-skinned goddesses and men are hairy and sweaty" thing is a tradition of sorts. Many of the guys who insist that the girl shaves were brought up to think that men are SUPPOSED to be hairy, as that's one of the things that distinguishes them from women. TLDR; men are assholes.
Hope you get aids.
Hope you get over whoever cheated on you. Wishing aids on someone...bitter much?
What?!? Dude why do you have 70s bush to begin with? And if your guy was awesome enough to give a discount to shuttle you into 2011 you should have thanked him. Although the crafty guy could have done this knowing you give it to the roommate now that you have the can both move on to hotter normal bald pussy chicks.