He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.