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  • 67 89
    Submitted by boogerbutt on Sep 3, 12 at 11:10am

    All I can think of is this one mistake a year being a kid

  • 57 73
    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Sep 3, 12 at 11:32am

    Number of times your mom wishes she got an abortion but she picked up the crack pipe and forgot about the demon sputum slowly growing inside of her like the mold on rotten chicken in the dumpster in which she got railed by a homeless man.

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Sep 3, 12 at 10:23am

    Eighty Eight

    • 51 58
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Sep 6, 12 at 12:23pm

      Number of times he got donkey punched for making the mistake of letting his "Uncle" shoot off in his ass, instead of gobbling the goop like a cup-a-soup.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by  on Sep 3, 12 at 8:48pm

    ^well thought out