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  • Number of times your mom wishes she got an abortion but she picked up the crack pipe and forgot about the demon sputum slowly growing inside of her like the mold on rotten chicken in the dumpster in which she got railed by a homeless man.

    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Sep 3, 12 at 11:32am
  • All I can think of is this one mistake a year being a kid

    Submitted by boogerbutt on Sep 3, 12 at 11:10am
  • ^well thought out

    Submitted by  on Sep 3, 12 at 8:48pm
  • Eighty Eight

    Submitted by Eightyeight on Sep 3, 12 at 10:23am
    • Number of times he got donkey punched for making the mistake of letting his "Uncle" shoot off in his ass, instead of gobbling the goop like a cup-a-soup.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Sep 6, 12 at 12:23pm