I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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All I can think of is this one mistake a year being a kid
Number of times your mom wishes she got an abortion but she picked up the crack pipe and forgot about the demon sputum slowly growing inside of her like the mold on rotten chicken in the dumpster in which she got railed by a homeless man.
^well thought out
Number of times he got donkey punched for making the mistake of letting his "Uncle" shoot off in his ass, instead of gobbling the goop like a cup-a-soup.