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  • definitely florida's motto, its true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:21pm
  • I don't know about that 12:01... I'm definitely not fat and I give great head. Exception to the rule?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:42pm
  • thats my motto i always get what i want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:35pm
  • everyones free game if they are willing to cheat! wouldnt trust them further than i could throw then though if i got them that way. Fuck buddy only.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Monogamy is meant for idiots. Boo hoo he/she "cheated" on me. Yeah, well, they found something they liked and you suck. Get over it. You'll find someone else in just a bit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:46pm
  • I'm just hoping the person who texted this isn't a rapist...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:52pm
  • 10:51 is a fat chick whose man has been out banging a skinny little girl who works out and dresses nice. Boo-hoo, fatty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:57am
  • When you have a great rack and no gag reflexes, like me, anything is possible. No woman or man is unattainable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:43pm
  • uppity uppity uppity. laugh at life a little people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:12am
  • Some people are meant for monogamy, some are meant for open relationships. Don't be an ass and try to have an open relationship with a monogamous person. Duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:09pm
  • 10:57 close but not at all... just grown up a little since high school. you should try it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:00am
  • 10:57 is a skinny little cold bitch whose man has been out fucking chubby girls behind her back because they do it better than she ever will. And this text should be the state of Florida's motto. No truer words ever spoken!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:49am
  • i agree w/ 1051, people are selfish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:58am
  • hahaa this is a hilarious attitude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:25am
  • So 11:49 is a chubby girl trying to make that okay by claiming she can fuck better than skinny girls....whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:51am
  • Yeah, 11:00. . .you've grown up. And OUT. How many hot chicks did he bang before you found out? It's ok, tell us. You're anonymous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:10am
  • LAAAAAAAME...not a big fan of homewreckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:22am
  • U aren't a homewrecker if she's still "happily" married...ur her therapist! Haha Im just glad I can help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:46pm
  • FAT PEOPLE: PLEASE DIE NOW. kthanxbyeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:57pm
  • There is something to be said for chubby chicks. They are always home alone at 2am when I need to stop in for a quick sloppy BJ on the way home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:04pm
  • i say this all the time. no guy is un-attainable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:39pm
  • the best girlfriends are the ones that leave their men for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Haha this is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:31pm
  • these are the words of wisdom i've been searching for..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:34am
  • ew ew ew ew ew fat people...go to concentration camps & die please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:09pm
  • AGREEEED. Still up for grabs unless there a ring. or unless it's my boyfriend. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:13pm
  • 11:49 would a cookie make you feel better??? I must admit, fat girls normally give better head......strong jaw muscles!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:01pm
  • everyone is willing to cheat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:15pm
  • if they were a rapist it would say :"everyone is single as long as you have a rag soaked in ether"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:56pm
  • that sounds about right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:13am
  • Love it!! It's funny cause its true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Okay, 11:10 and 10:51, please be my best friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:23am
  • Either that or fuck me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:27am
  • This very suddenly became a fat attack... Fat people are yuck but still kinda weird.... Love the text too :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00am
  • TRUE. he was a gf, so what? i can make them break up in 5 minutes. psh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:17pm
  • So very true. Everyone and everything has a price, it all depends on what you're willing to spend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:38pm
  • I agree with this text....life is short, cannot pass up good dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:33pm
  • hahahahaha this is so true. love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:27pm
  • just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:54am
  • hahah amennnn. everyone is free game if there isnt a ring on the finger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:57pm
  • can't we all just love each other

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:57am
  • yep, nothing is cooler than being a whore or a homewrecker... people are so selfish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:51am