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  • 59 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:42pm

    I don't know about that 12:01... I'm definitely not fat and I give great head. Exception to the rule?

  • 49 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:04pm

    everyones free game if they are willing to cheat! wouldnt trust them further than i could throw then though if i got them that way. Fuck buddy only.

  • 53 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:21pm

    definitely florida's motto, its true.

  • 40 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:43pm

    When you have a great rack and no gag reflexes, like me, anything is possible. No woman or man is unattainable.

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:52pm

    I'm just hoping the person who texted this isn't a rapist...

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:22am

    LAAAAAAAME...not a big fan of homewreckers

  • 36 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:35pm

    thats my motto i always get what i want

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:33pm

    I agree with this text....life is short, cannot pass up good dick!

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:56pm

    if they were a rapist it would say :"everyone is single as long as you have a rag soaked in ether"

  • 35 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:46pm

    Monogamy is meant for idiots. Boo hoo he/she "cheated" on me. Yeah, well, they found something they liked and you suck. Get over it. You'll find someone else in just a bit.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:51am

    So 11:49 is a chubby girl trying to make that okay by claiming she can fuck better than skinny girls....whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night.

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:46pm

    U aren't a homewrecker if she's still "happily" married...ur her therapist! Haha Im just glad I can help.

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:49am

    10:57 is a skinny little cold bitch whose man has been out fucking chubby girls behind her back because they do it better than she ever will. And this text should be the state of Florida's motto. No truer words ever spoken!

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:00am

    10:57 close but not at all... just grown up a little since high school. you should try it!

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:57am

    10:51 is a fat chick whose man has been out banging a skinny little girl who works out and dresses nice. Boo-hoo, fatty!

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:35pm

    Love it!! It's funny cause its true!

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:25am

    hahaa this is a hilarious attitude.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:57pm

    FAT PEOPLE: PLEASE DIE NOW. kthanxbyeee

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:13pm

    AGREEEED. Still up for grabs unless there a ring. or unless it's my boyfriend. :)

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:12am

    uppity uppity uppity. laugh at life a little people

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:09pm

    ew ew ew ew ew fat people...go to concentration camps & die please

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:54am

    just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:58am

    i agree w/ 1051, people are selfish

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:13am

    that sounds about right

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00am

    This very suddenly became a fat attack... Fat people are yuck but still kinda weird.... Love the text too :D

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:03pm

    the best girlfriends are the ones that leave their men for you

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:39pm

    i say this all the time. no guy is un-attainable

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:27am

    Either that or fuck me.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:38pm

    So very true. Everyone and everything has a price, it all depends on what you're willing to spend.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:15pm

    everyone is willing to cheat.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:31pm

    Haha this is awesome.

  • 25 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:04pm

    There is something to be said for chubby chicks. They are always home alone at 2am when I need to stop in for a quick sloppy BJ on the way home.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:23am

    Okay, 11:10 and 10:51, please be my best friends.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:01pm

    11:49 would a cookie make you feel better??? I must admit, fat girls normally give better head......strong jaw muscles!

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:17pm

    TRUE. he was a gf, so what? i can make them break up in 5 minutes. psh.

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:57am

    can't we all just love each other

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:51am

    yep, nothing is cooler than being a whore or a homewrecker... people are so selfish

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:27pm

    hahahahaha this is so true. love it.

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:34am

    these are the words of wisdom i've been searching for..

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:09pm

    Some people are meant for monogamy, some are meant for open relationships. Don't be an ass and try to have an open relationship with a monogamous person. Duh.

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:57pm

    hahah amennnn. everyone is free game if there isnt a ring on the finger.

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:10am

    Yeah, 11:00. . .you've grown up. And OUT. How many hot chicks did he bang before you found out? It's ok, tell us. You're anonymous.