everyone is single if you try hard enough
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definitely florida's motto, its true.
I don't know about that 12:01... I'm definitely not fat and I give great head. Exception to the rule?
thats my motto
i always get what i want
everyones free game if they are willing to cheat! wouldnt trust them further than i could throw then though if i got them that way. Fuck buddy only.
10:57 close but not at all... just grown up a little since high school. you should try it!
I'm just hoping the person who texted this isn't a rapist...
10:51 is a fat chick whose man has been out banging a skinny little girl who works out and dresses nice. Boo-hoo, fatty!
Some people are meant for monogamy, some are meant for open relationships. Don't be an ass and try to have an open relationship with a monogamous person. Duh.
Monogamy is meant for idiots. Boo hoo he/she "cheated" on me. Yeah, well, they found something they liked and you suck. Get over it. You'll find someone else in just a bit.
uppity uppity uppity. laugh at life a little people
10:57 is a skinny little cold bitch whose man has been out fucking chubby girls behind her back because they do it better than she ever will.
And this text should be the state of Florida's motto. No truer words ever spoken!
When you have a great rack and no gag reflexes, like me, anything is possible. No woman or man is unattainable.
i agree w/ 1051, people are selfish
So 11:49 is a chubby girl trying to make that okay by claiming she can fuck better than skinny girls....whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night.
Yeah, 11:00. . .you've grown up. And OUT. How many hot chicks did he bang before you found out? It's ok, tell us. You're anonymous.
U aren't a homewrecker if she's still "happily" married...ur her therapist! Haha Im just glad I can help.
LAAAAAAAME...not a big fan of homewreckers
hahaa this is a hilarious attitude.
FAT PEOPLE: PLEASE DIE NOW. kthanxbyeee
i say this all the time. no guy is un-attainable
AGREEEED. Still up for grabs unless there a ring. or unless it's my boyfriend. :)
these are the words of wisdom i've been searching for..
the best girlfriends are the ones that leave their men for you
ew ew ew ew ew fat people...go to concentration camps & die please
There is something to be said for chubby chicks. They are always home alone at 2am when I need to stop in for a quick sloppy BJ on the way home.
Haha this is awesome.
Okay, 11:10 and 10:51, please be my best friends.
This very suddenly became a fat attack...
Fat people are yuck but still kinda weird....
Love the text too :D
11:49 would a cookie make you feel better???
I must admit, fat girls normally give better head......strong jaw muscles!
everyone is willing to cheat.
he was a gf, so what? i can make them break up in 5 minutes. psh.
Either that or fuck me.
Love it!! It's funny cause its true!
if they were a rapist it would say :"everyone is single as long as you have a rag soaked in ether"
that sounds about right
hahahahaha this is so true. love it.
I agree with this text....life is short, cannot pass up good dick!
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
So very true. Everyone and everything has a price, it all depends on what you're willing to spend.
can't we all just love each other
hahah amennnn. everyone is free game if there isnt a ring on the finger.
yep, nothing is cooler than being a whore or a homewrecker... people are so selfish