I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Beer would be nice.
I only wanted the baseball tickets... I didn't ask for the catcher's mitt
Depends.. how close are they to the floor.... and again why do women think that their vagina is so special? billions of women have a vagina... Yours will be special when it shoots out money :D
Maybe a sandwich...
Hell yeah! Have her bring a girlfriend along that is as slutty as her and sandwich!
It's a beer short of the perfect evening
I'm so sick of females like you making real woman like me look like everyday whores....quite being such a damn slut and giving it to whoever, then it might actually be not only special, but as you asked OP: enough ass well...just saying...damn.
*as, not ass...albeit slightly ironic...
A little presumptuous I see. This is my text. It was sent to my BOYFRIEND who I've been with for 2 years. \n\nHe asked if they were giving away any promotion at the game and that's what I said to him. Jesus H.
I've been with*
I apologize as I see my response offended. Remember however, that I was simply responding to what was started above with out knowing the rest. Also remember that most these tfln are along the same lines and it's a little unnerving to some of us. I mean, what about the one about the girl blowing someone on her and her bf anniversary? I'm amused that I get slammed when just above me is a statement basically saying you're nothing special. In any case, as I said I apologize for offending. Also for
Using the word slut as words can hurt.
Of course I don't care that another guy doesn't think I have a special vagina. Obviously my boyfriend thinks it's pretty damn special. Your apology is accepted. My feelings weren't hurt cuz you don't know me and the text was vague, but I just wanted to clarify.
If you're offended leave. Also please shut the f**k up!
Hardly offended, and no. :)
PeeNaught you complain too much.. There's assholes and nice people and making them mad is just gonna make it worse. Your own reputation is what's most important.
Add a blow job to and from the game and you have a deal.
Yes yes it is