I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Beer would be nice.
I only wanted the baseball tickets... I didn't ask for the catcher's mitt
Depends.. how close are they to the floor.... and again why do women think that their vagina is so special? billions of women have a vagina... Yours will be special when it shoots out money :D
Maybe a sandwich...
Hell yeah! Have her bring a girlfriend along that is as slutty as her and sandwich!
It's a beer short of the perfect evening
I'm so sick of females like you making real woman like me look like everyday whores....quite being such a damn slut and giving it to whoever, then it might actually be not only special, but as you asked OP: enough ass well...just saying...damn.
*as, not ass...albeit slightly ironic...
A little presumptuous I see. This is my text. It was sent to my BOYFRIEND who I've been with for 2 years. \n\nHe asked if they were giving away any promotion at the game and that's what I said to him. Jesus H.
I've been with*
I apologize as I see my response offended. Remember however, that I was simply responding to what was started above with out knowing the rest. Also remember that most these tfln are along the same lines and it's a little unnerving to some of us. I mean, what about the one about the girl blowing someone on her and her bf anniversary? I'm amused that I get slammed when just above me is a statement basically saying you're nothing special. In any case, as I said I apologize for offending. Also for
Using the word slut as words can hurt.
Of course I don't care that another guy doesn't think I have a special vagina. Obviously my boyfriend thinks it's pretty damn special. Your apology is accepted. My feelings weren't hurt cuz you don't know me and the text was vague, but I just wanted to clarify.
If you're offended leave. Also please shut the f**k up!
Hardly offended, and no. :)
Add a blow job to and from the game and you have a deal.
PeeNaught you complain too much.. There's assholes and nice people and making them mad is just gonna make it worse. Your own reputation is what's most important.
Yes yes it is