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  • Submitted by aawwsshheett on Sep 7, 12 at 1:12pm

    Beer would be nice.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 7, 12 at 1:13pm

    I only wanted the baseball tickets... I didn't ask for the catcher's mitt

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    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 7, 12 at 1:11pm

    Depends.. how close are they to the floor.... and again why do women think that their vagina is so special? billions of women have a vagina... Yours will be special when it shoots out money :D

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    Submitted by AdolphOliverBush on Sep 7, 12 at 5:59pm

    Maybe a sandwich...

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      Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 8, 12 at 3:12am

      Hell yeah! Have her bring a girlfriend along that is as slutty as her and sandwich!

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 7, 12 at 4:50pm

    Yup yup

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 12 at 7:27pm

    It's a beer short of the perfect evening

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    Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 2:17pm

    I'm so sick of females like you making real woman like me look like everyday whores....quite being such a damn slut and giving it to whoever, then it might actually be not only special, but as you asked OP: enough ass well...just saying...damn.

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      Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 2:18pm

      *as, not ass...albeit slightly ironic...

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      Submitted by combatxbarbie on Sep 7, 12 at 6:17pm

      A little presumptuous I see. This is my text. It was sent to my BOYFRIEND who I've been with for 2 years. \n\nHe asked if they were giving away any promotion at the game and that's what I said to him. Jesus H.

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        Submitted by combatxbarbie on Sep 7, 12 at 6:25pm

        I've been with*

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        Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 10:45pm

        I apologize as I see my response offended. Remember however, that I was simply responding to what was started above with out knowing the rest. Also remember that most these tfln are along the same lines and it's a little unnerving to some of us. I mean, what about the one about the girl blowing someone on her and her bf anniversary? I'm amused that I get slammed when just above me is a statement basically saying you're nothing special. In any case, as I said I apologize for offending. Also for

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          Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 10:46pm

          Using the word slut as words can hurt.

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          Submitted by combatxbarbie on Sep 7, 12 at 11:24pm

          Of course I don't care that another guy doesn't think I have a special vagina. Obviously my boyfriend thinks it's pretty damn special. Your apology is accepted. My feelings weren't hurt cuz you don't know me and the text was vague, but I just wanted to clarify.

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          Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Sep 8, 12 at 7:44pm

          If you're offended leave. Also please shut the f**k up!

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            Submitted by combatxbarbie on Sep 8, 12 at 11:33pm

            Hardly offended, and no. :)

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    Submitted by MURPHN8R on Sep 8, 12 at 11:15am

    PeeNaught you complain too much.. There's assholes and nice people and making them mad is just gonna make it worse. Your own reputation is what's most important.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 8, 12 at 3:11am

    Add a blow job to and from the game and you have a deal.

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    Submitted by tyrant83 on Sep 8, 12 at 1:08am

    Yes yes it is