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  • Beer would be nice.

    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Sep 7, 12 at 1:12pm
  • I only wanted the baseball tickets... I didn't ask for the catcher's mitt

    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 7, 12 at 1:13pm
  • Depends.. how close are they to the floor.... and again why do women think that their vagina is so special? billions of women have a vagina... Yours will be special when it shoots out money :D

    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 7, 12 at 1:11pm
  • Yup yup

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 7, 12 at 4:50pm
  • Maybe a sandwich...

    Submitted by AdolphOliverBush on Sep 7, 12 at 5:59pm
    • Hell yeah! Have her bring a girlfriend along that is as slutty as her and sandwich!

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 8, 12 at 3:12am
  • It's a beer short of the perfect evening

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 12 at 7:27pm
  • I'm so sick of females like you making real woman like me look like everyday whores....quite being such a damn slut and giving it to whoever, then it might actually be not only special, but as you asked OP: enough ass well...just saying...damn.

    Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 2:17pm
    • *as, not ass...albeit slightly ironic...

      Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 2:18pm
    • A little presumptuous I see. This is my text. It was sent to my BOYFRIEND who I've been with for 2 years. \n\nHe asked if they were giving away any promotion at the game and that's what I said to him. Jesus H.

      Submitted by combatxbarbie on Sep 7, 12 at 6:17pm
      • I've been with*

        Submitted by combatxbarbie on Sep 7, 12 at 6:25pm
      • I apologize as I see my response offended. Remember however, that I was simply responding to what was started above with out knowing the rest. Also remember that most these tfln are along the same lines and it's a little unnerving to some of us. I mean, what about the one about the girl blowing someone on her and her bf anniversary? I'm amused that I get slammed when just above me is a statement basically saying you're nothing special. In any case, as I said I apologize for offending. Also for

        Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 10:45pm
        • Using the word slut as words can hurt.

          Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 10:46pm
        • Of course I don't care that another guy doesn't think I have a special vagina. Obviously my boyfriend thinks it's pretty damn special. Your apology is accepted. My feelings weren't hurt cuz you don't know me and the text was vague, but I just wanted to clarify.

          Submitted by combatxbarbie on Sep 7, 12 at 11:24pm
        • If you're offended leave. Also please shut the f**k up!

          Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Sep 8, 12 at 7:44pm
  • PeeNaught you complain too much.. There's assholes and nice people and making them mad is just gonna make it worse. Your own reputation is what's most important.

    Submitted by MURPHN8R on Sep 8, 12 at 11:15am
  • Add a blow job to and from the game and you have a deal.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 8, 12 at 3:11am
  • Yes yes it is

    Submitted by tyrant83 on Sep 8, 12 at 1:08am