I would do horrible things to your vagina.
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*throws acid on her cooch* "IS THAT HORRIBLE ENOUGH FOR YOU?! HUH?!"
"Ahhh, clean yourself up. You're melting"
It hurt how much I just laughed.
i got that reply from my gf once, showed up at her house and both her and her best friend, also very hot, were already started, so i just jumped in....i love college
cool story, bro
Pix or it didnt happen
I remember watching that porno too
code names for your left and right hands? cute.
In soviet russia vagina does horrible things to you
omg I want horrible things done to my vagina. now please.
Yes Ma'am, on my way!
where do you live
this was obviously drew and fifi. or james and maggie. or maybe it was joe and tina..... fuck who cares.... its probably the bananas in pyjamas
That my friends, is a green light if i have ever seen one.
In soviet Russia, vaginas do terrible things to you
Maybe it's not a guy!
To all you girls that said "I wish my boyfriend would say that" or "I wish guys would say that to me" well we do, and we get slapped because you want love and we wanna fuck...and there you go ladies stop calling guys confusing cause there's your answer, we want to fuck the he'll out of you, that's what want,
it's just sex don't take it so seriously when you want it just let a guy know we'd happily oblige, both win
The sexism in this comment is beyond mortal reckoning.
Wasn't me, but I've been lucky enough to get that reply before!
The only one better was the "prove it" in response to "dunno about those other guys but I'm sure I could outlast you". That was a *long* weekend. ;)
Ahaha why can't all women be like this
the right kind of raunch
HAHA I'M STILL LAUGHING AT 11:52
LOL "it's probably the bananas in pyjamas" hahahahahahaah i just laughed way more at that reply than at the text itself.
(208) 11:52 & the bananas in pajama's, I'm fucking lmfao.... Haha, college is a good time tiger in on the action, if some girl says prove it to me I'll take her up for it.
i would totally reply with "prove it." if a guy would sack up and send me a text saying something like that.
I say shit like this every day. Why are so many girls like "I wish a guy would sack up and say this to me" you probably are ugly or talk to fags because i find it hard to believe that you think this is so rare.
Send ur info and I'll text u sayin that, hell any guy would it's what guys do it's not hard to find one that will do the same
I would vote good night for this 10,000 times if I could.
Guys need to start sexting more! It's so fun and is a real turn on. Totally makes me horny just reading this haha
dear billericah, this was not you.
haha i was the one that said prove it before. but that was ONLY after i was told the size of his cock ; ]
Careful what you wish for I have seen terriable things happen!
Wow. The day i get a reply like that i will litterally just ..pass away
massachusetts for the win.
I'm in 781 so if he can't prove it I'll do it
Please insert joke here
6:19, buy the biggest dildo you can find and shove it as far as it can go and then you will get an idea. of wat i can do to you
Bananas in pyjamas XD
Fuck yeah north shore!!
Oh. My. Gosh. I wish I had a boyfriend who said things like that to me.
This woman is my hero
Whoever got this text better have already been in the car on the way before posting this...
what exactly qualifies as "horrible"?
Just another reason why I love living in mass
i just got a hard on reading this...
I REALLY wanna know what kind of conversation led to those two lines.
Creeping jesus. Id love to be that guy
Creeping jesus....that's why you're not that guy! Grow some balls dude
I wanna meet that chick.
hahahaha bananas in pyjamas made me laugh a lot
how could someone even click on this to consider it a bad night? that's awesome!
why don't i get text like this from my boyfriend. argh.
ryan how could you post this
I feel like I may or may not have been apart of this text
I need to find a chck that likes this talk lol
I think the moderators that do a horrible job selecting these posts, like this one, should post some of the replies. Bananas in pajamas CLEARLY TAKES THE CAKE.
Sounds like a terribly awesome girl that will ruin your life.
12:20am.....ummmmm........no you didnt.
wasn't me, but i've gotten that text and sent that reply before.
well damn. he needs a funnel, 12 bees, and some quick drying super glue
If only my girlfriend was like that
I would say anything leading up to scat. At that point, we'd require a word stronger than horrible...
haha they would be from Mass. I'm proud
SO classsy. and those who say they wanna try that or wish someone said that to them.. nobody gives. thats kinda nasty, take it somewhere else k thanks ;)
im pretty sure that this is me and someone else. i got the same text and said the same thing back and im from billerica ma hence the 978
i invented the PROOOVE IT, has gottem me head from more than 100 different big mouth hussies....lmfao no pun intended, try it tho, call a hoe out and its on
hahahah i know that this was Zach and Clare...
boston to law town? or A-TOWN? Oww owwwwww!
Haha, I've said that response before and oh did he prove it ;)
I would do worse
oh it is a guy. fyi.
Dibs on next go.
In Soviet Russia, vagina do horrible things to you!
One word to describe this message: WIN!
if i had a nickel for every time i had this same conversation.... lol
Lawton girls are daredevils tell them not to jump on ur dick and they'll say how much u want to bet I will
Boston/Northern Essex county area codes lmao... WOOT WOOT Massachusetts
all you guys out there need to prove it!
And I'll tickle your belly button... From the inside.
one day this will happen to me..... i cant wait lol
^ Awww that is nasty! D: Ouch!!!
hahah me and my bf's area codes. definitely not me though.
women from mass, fuckin right
Said in true townie fashion.
I did a 3 way with my gf best friend and they said the same thing
Can I get her number?
Yeah because Ryan isn't a totally common name dipshit
hahah I'd be like " be here in 5 with a box of trojans."
Crap! Some fool stole my "Soviet Russia" comment!
This is from that new movie with that guy from juno.
All the chicks are like this in 978
Your a goddess.
lock that shit downn
Sweet lord, green light for destruction my brother
This was definitely written by a dude named Steven.
Haha that kinda makes me want to try sex in bubble wrap
Ohhh 978... North Shore Whores.
I know, I really am. Be jealous.
Massachusetts tickles the twine for two
Gross I'm 11
thats a great girl.
how does anyone know who posted what? it's all anonymous you tards
you're the dumb ass - there were no ryans involved in this matter. trust me.
I've had text like this lol
my bf tells me that all the time and boy does he prove it =)
i'm going to kill you for posting this r.
@ 3:01 gawd man what the fuck goes on inside ur head??!
i wish my gf wud say things like that
That's how we do it in Boston yo
That's what's good. Way to go!!
This was zach and claire
Yeah, you say that until he pulls out his briefcase and cackles
Dude. Seriously. Mmm.
Me and my boyfriend always talk like this, I didn't know it was a rare thing
3:01 please marry me.
"prove it" haha she's awesome. I'd marry this woman
Fuck yeaa! Let's go.
I guess it doesn't mean prove it like prooving bread dough
get a bottle of lighter fluid and a match..show her whose boss
I must try this now
Dude that's the greatest thing I've heard about since sex on bubble wrap
I will prove it just leave your name and number
Lol at this and lol at the soviet russia person
horrible thing, i would do sweet things to your vagina, pleasureable things, maybe even painful, but horrible is the wrong word here
I just wanna fuck u
girls can fake orgasms, but guys can fake..... love, its a win win if you ask me
So true 559
This comment is the best one on TFLN.I hope I find a girl like that
Bet the smelly clam would do stinky things to you too. Better bring some hand sanitizer. Don't want your hands getting dirty/diseased if you fuck her
i got that reply once so i kicked the bitch in her cunt gave her the finger went home beat and jerked off
In Soviet Russia...
can i prove it i live in MA
aww i want horrible things done my vagina
IM SO HORNY GODDD
Ik who posted this lol
My wife and I have had this exact exchange before. Kudos to you, my friend.
Do it to my vaginaa(;
Wish I had the guts to reply that
For those girls sayin I wish a guy would say this to me, ask any guy what he would and he will tell u but u gotta open the door if girls wouldn't get pissed we would say shit like this but no girl really want this
.... Challenge accepted
replied to this so there would be 69.. please everyone stay cool and don't ruin this for me... peace and love.
Why aren't all non crazy girls like this
Throw an m80 in there. That'll prove it.
it was me... so prove it already!!!!!!!!!
so many people saying they wish this would happen to them... i couldnt tell this was a rare thing?..
Omg WTF what whould u do
the dirtier the better
Your vag just wrote a check....I'd be ready cash. ASAP!!!
Like how the comments make it seem so hard and like such an achievement to get laid.
Moderators that pick shit like this are people like us. Anyone can moderate on this site.
massachusetts for the win! sad thing is im from both places with those area codes(: lol funny ass shit!
I can't help but think horrible things include STDs..
I would give horrible diseases to your vagina\n\nprove it
BadMitch is the king of the pump slam, www.badmitch.com
no one gives a fuck why soviet russia fucking like this is fuck the United States of America shut the FUCK UP or die seriously no one gives a flying fuck!
Sad day. They're both men.
Story of my life. And by life I mean vagina.
This gets me excited