I would do horrible things to your vagina.
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*throws acid on her cooch* "IS THAT HORRIBLE ENOUGH FOR YOU?! HUH?!"
"Ahhh, clean yourself up. You're melting"
It hurt how much I just laughed.
i got that reply from my gf once, showed up at her house and both her and her best friend, also very hot, were already started, so i just jumped in....i love college
cool story, bro
Pix or it didnt happen
I remember watching that porno too
code names for your left and right hands? cute.
In soviet russia vagina does horrible things to you
this was obviously drew and fifi. or james and maggie. or maybe it was joe and tina..... fuck who cares.... its probably the bananas in pyjamas
omg I want horrible things done to my vagina. now please.
Yes Ma'am, on my way!
where do you live
That my friends, is a green light if i have ever seen one.
In soviet Russia, vaginas do terrible things to you
To all you girls that said "I wish my boyfriend would say that" or "I wish guys would say that to me" well we do, and we get slapped because you want love and we wanna fuck...and there you go ladies stop calling guys confusing cause there's your answer, we want to fuck the he'll out of you, that's what want,
it's just sex don't take it so seriously when you want it just let a guy know we'd happily oblige, both win
The sexism in this comment is beyond mortal reckoning.
Wasn't me, but I've been lucky enough to get that reply before!
The only one better was the "prove it" in response to "dunno about those other guys but I'm sure I could outlast you". That was a *long* weekend. ;)
Maybe it's not a guy!
Ahaha why can't all women be like this
LOL "it's probably the bananas in pyjamas" hahahahahahaah i just laughed way more at that reply than at the text itself.
the right kind of raunch
(208) 11:52 & the bananas in pajama's, I'm fucking lmfao.... Haha, college is a good time tiger in on the action, if some girl says prove it to me I'll take her up for it.
I would vote good night for this 10,000 times if I could.
i would totally reply with "prove it." if a guy would sack up and send me a text saying something like that.
I say shit like this every day. Why are so many girls like "I wish a guy would sack up and say this to me" you probably are ugly or talk to fags because i find it hard to believe that you think this is so rare.
Send ur info and I'll text u sayin that, hell any guy would it's what guys do it's not hard to find one that will do the same
HAHA I'M STILL LAUGHING AT 11:52
Careful what you wish for I have seen terriable things happen!
Fuck yeah north shore!!
haha i was the one that said prove it before. but that was ONLY after i was told the size of his cock ; ]
ryan how could you post this
Guys need to start sexting more! It's so fun and is a real turn on. Totally makes me horny just reading this haha
Bananas in pyjamas XD
why don't i get text like this from my boyfriend. argh.
Oh. My. Gosh. I wish I had a boyfriend who said things like that to me.
what exactly qualifies as "horrible"?
Creeping jesus. Id love to be that guy
Creeping jesus....that's why you're not that guy! Grow some balls dude
dear billericah, this was not you.
I wanna meet that chick.
6:19, buy the biggest dildo you can find and shove it as far as it can go and then you will get an idea. of wat i can do to you
Wow. The day i get a reply like that i will litterally just ..pass away
12:20am.....ummmmm........no you didnt.
I'm in 781 so if he can't prove it I'll do it
one day this will happen to me..... i cant wait lol
massachusetts for the win.
i just got a hard on reading this...
hahahaha bananas in pyjamas made me laugh a lot
Please insert joke here
I would say anything leading up to scat. At that point, we'd require a word stronger than horrible...
Whoever got this text better have already been in the car on the way before posting this...
how could someone even click on this to consider it a bad night? that's awesome!
hahahah i know that this was Zach and Clare...
And I'll tickle your belly button... From the inside.
I feel like I may or may not have been apart of this text
Yeah because Ryan isn't a totally common name dipshit
In Soviet Russia, vagina do horrible things to you!
This woman is my hero
wasn't me, but i've gotten that text and sent that reply before.
Sounds like a terribly awesome girl that will ruin your life.
I need to find a chck that likes this talk lol
Dibs on next go.
Said in true townie fashion.
^ Awww that is nasty! D: Ouch!!!
Crap! Some fool stole my "Soviet Russia" comment!
I REALLY wanna know what kind of conversation led to those two lines.
Just another reason why I love living in mass
I think the moderators that do a horrible job selecting these posts, like this one, should post some of the replies. Bananas in pajamas CLEARLY TAKES THE CAKE.
im pretty sure that this is me and someone else. i got the same text and said the same thing back and im from billerica ma hence the 978
Haha, I've said that response before and oh did he prove it ;)
This is from that new movie with that guy from juno.
Boston/Northern Essex county area codes lmao... WOOT WOOT Massachusetts
i invented the PROOOVE IT, has gottem me head from more than 100 different big mouth hussies....lmfao no pun intended, try it tho, call a hoe out and its on
if i had a nickel for every time i had this same conversation.... lol
boston to law town? or A-TOWN? Oww owwwwww!
Lawton girls are daredevils tell them not to jump on ur dick and they'll say how much u want to bet I will
SO classsy. and those who say they wanna try that or wish someone said that to them.. nobody gives. thats kinda nasty, take it somewhere else k thanks ;)
women from mass, fuckin right
I would do worse
If only my girlfriend was like that
well damn. he needs a funnel, 12 bees, and some quick drying super glue
hahah I'd be like " be here in 5 with a box of trojans."
haha they would be from Mass. I'm proud
@ 3:01 gawd man what the fuck goes on inside ur head??!
Haha that kinda makes me want to try sex in bubble wrap
oh it is a guy. fyi.
hahah me and my bf's area codes. definitely not me though.
Your a goddess.
all you guys out there need to prove it!
All the chicks are like this in 978
lock that shit downn
how does anyone know who posted what? it's all anonymous you tards
Sweet lord, green light for destruction my brother
you're the dumb ass - there were no ryans involved in this matter. trust me.
One word to describe this message: WIN!
This was definitely written by a dude named Steven.
That's what's good. Way to go!!
Gross I'm 11
I did a 3 way with my gf best friend and they said the same thing
I must try this now
Can I get her number?
I know, I really am. Be jealous.
Massachusetts tickles the twine for two
I guess it doesn't mean prove it like prooving bread dough
i'm going to kill you for posting this r.
I've had text like this lol
i wish my gf wud say things like that
Ohhh 978... North Shore Whores.
thats a great girl.
I just wanna fuck u
Yeah, you say that until he pulls out his briefcase and cackles
Dude. Seriously. Mmm.
my bf tells me that all the time and boy does he prove it =)
So true 559
Me and my boyfriend always talk like this, I didn't know it was a rare thing
This comment is the best one on TFLN.I hope I find a girl like that
Fuck yeaa! Let's go.
For those girls sayin I wish a guy would say this to me, ask any guy what he would and he will tell u but u gotta open the door if girls wouldn't get pissed we would say shit like this but no girl really want this
3:01 please marry me.
Bet the smelly clam would do stinky things to you too. Better bring some hand sanitizer. Don't want your hands getting dirty/diseased if you fuck her
get a bottle of lighter fluid and a match..show her whose boss
aww i want horrible things done my vagina
"prove it" haha she's awesome. I'd marry this woman
That's how we do it in Boston yo
Dude that's the greatest thing I've heard about since sex on bubble wrap
i got that reply once so i kicked the bitch in her cunt gave her the finger went home beat and jerked off
girls can fake orgasms, but guys can fake..... love, its a win win if you ask me
This was zach and claire
I will prove it just leave your name and number
IM SO HORNY GODDD
In Soviet Russia...
Wish I had the guts to reply that
can i prove it i live in MA
Lol at this and lol at the soviet russia person
Ik who posted this lol
Why aren't all non crazy girls like this
horrible thing, i would do sweet things to your vagina, pleasureable things, maybe even painful, but horrible is the wrong word here
My wife and I have had this exact exchange before. Kudos to you, my friend.
.... Challenge accepted
Do it to my vaginaa(;
Omg WTF what whould u do
so many people saying they wish this would happen to them... i couldnt tell this was a rare thing?..
it was me... so prove it already!!!!!!!!!
the dirtier the better
Like how the comments make it seem so hard and like such an achievement to get laid.
replied to this so there would be 69.. please everyone stay cool and don't ruin this for me... peace and love.
Throw an m80 in there. That'll prove it.
Moderators that pick shit like this are people like us. Anyone can moderate on this site.
I would give horrible diseases to your vagina\n\nprove it
massachusetts for the win! sad thing is im from both places with those area codes(: lol funny ass shit!
Your vag just wrote a check....I'd be ready cash. ASAP!!!
BadMitch is the king of the pump slam, www.badmitch.com
I can't help but think horrible things include STDs..
no one gives a fuck why soviet russia fucking like this is fuck the United States of America shut the FUCK UP or die seriously no one gives a flying fuck!
Sad day. They're both men.
Story of my life. And by life I mean vagina.
This gets me excited