I would do horrible things to your vagina.
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*throws acid on her cooch* "IS THAT HORRIBLE ENOUGH FOR YOU?! HUH?!"
"Ahhh, clean yourself up. You're melting"
It hurt how much I just laughed.
i got that reply from my gf once, showed up at her house and both her and her best friend, also very hot, were already started, so i just jumped in....i love college
cool story, bro
Pix or it didnt happen
I remember watching that porno too
code names for your left and right hands? cute.
In soviet russia vagina does horrible things to you
omg I want horrible things done to my vagina. now please.
Yes Ma'am, on my way!
where do you live
this was obviously drew and fifi. or james and maggie. or maybe it was joe and tina..... fuck who cares.... its probably the bananas in pyjamas
That my friends, is a green light if i have ever seen one.
In soviet Russia, vaginas do terrible things to you
To all you girls that said "I wish my boyfriend would say that" or "I wish guys would say that to me" well we do, and we get slapped because you want love and we wanna fuck...and there you go ladies stop calling guys confusing cause there's your answer, we want to fuck the he'll out of you, that's what want,
it's just sex don't take it so seriously when you want it just let a guy know we'd happily oblige, both win
The sexism in this comment is beyond mortal reckoning.
Maybe it's not a guy!
Wasn't me, but I've been lucky enough to get that reply before!
The only one better was the "prove it" in response to "dunno about those other guys but I'm sure I could outlast you". That was a *long* weekend. ;)
i would totally reply with "prove it." if a guy would sack up and send me a text saying something like that.
I say shit like this every day. Why are so many girls like "I wish a guy would sack up and say this to me" you probably are ugly or talk to fags because i find it hard to believe that you think this is so rare.
Send ur info and I'll text u sayin that, hell any guy would it's what guys do it's not hard to find one that will do the same
Ahaha why can't all women be like this
the right kind of raunch
HAHA I'M STILL LAUGHING AT 11:52
(208) 11:52 & the bananas in pajama's, I'm fucking lmfao.... Haha, college is a good time tiger in on the action, if some girl says prove it to me I'll take her up for it.
I would vote good night for this 10,000 times if I could.
LOL "it's probably the bananas in pyjamas" hahahahahahaah i just laughed way more at that reply than at the text itself.
dear billericah, this was not you.
Please insert joke here
massachusetts for the win.
Guys need to start sexting more! It's so fun and is a real turn on. Totally makes me horny just reading this haha
Careful what you wish for I have seen terriable things happen!
haha i was the one that said prove it before. but that was ONLY after i was told the size of his cock ; ]
Wow. The day i get a reply like that i will litterally just ..pass away
6:19, buy the biggest dildo you can find and shove it as far as it can go and then you will get an idea. of wat i can do to you
Whoever got this text better have already been in the car on the way before posting this...
I'm in 781 so if he can't prove it I'll do it
Bananas in pyjamas XD
I wanna meet that chick.
This woman is my hero
Fuck yeah north shore!!
I REALLY wanna know what kind of conversation led to those two lines.
Just another reason why I love living in mass
how could someone even click on this to consider it a bad night? that's awesome!
i just got a hard on reading this...
Oh. My. Gosh. I wish I had a boyfriend who said things like that to me.
haha they would be from Mass. I'm proud
I feel like I may or may not have been apart of this text
Sounds like a terribly awesome girl that will ruin your life.
I think the moderators that do a horrible job selecting these posts, like this one, should post some of the replies. Bananas in pajamas CLEARLY TAKES THE CAKE.
what exactly qualifies as "horrible"?
hahahaha bananas in pyjamas made me laugh a lot
Creeping jesus. Id love to be that guy
Creeping jesus....that's why you're not that guy! Grow some balls dude
why don't i get text like this from my boyfriend. argh.
ryan how could you post this
well damn. he needs a funnel, 12 bees, and some quick drying super glue
12:20am.....ummmmm........no you didnt.
If only my girlfriend was like that
SO classsy. and those who say they wanna try that or wish someone said that to them.. nobody gives. thats kinda nasty, take it somewhere else k thanks ;)
Haha, I've said that response before and oh did he prove it ;)
I would say anything leading up to scat. At that point, we'd require a word stronger than horrible...
wasn't me, but i've gotten that text and sent that reply before.
I need to find a chck that likes this talk lol
im pretty sure that this is me and someone else. i got the same text and said the same thing back and im from billerica ma hence the 978
hahahah i know that this was Zach and Clare...
women from mass, fuckin right
all you guys out there need to prove it!
One word to describe this message: WIN!
I would do worse
And I'll tickle your belly button... From the inside.
oh it is a guy. fyi.
^ Awww that is nasty! D: Ouch!!!
i invented the PROOOVE IT, has gottem me head from more than 100 different big mouth hussies....lmfao no pun intended, try it tho, call a hoe out and its on
boston to law town? or A-TOWN? Oww owwwwww!
Boston/Northern Essex county area codes lmao... WOOT WOOT Massachusetts
hahah me and my bf's area codes. definitely not me though.
In Soviet Russia, vagina do horrible things to you!
Dibs on next go.
Lawton girls are daredevils tell them not to jump on ur dick and they'll say how much u want to bet I will
lock that shit downn
if i had a nickel for every time i had this same conversation.... lol
hahah I'd be like " be here in 5 with a box of trojans."
This was definitely written by a dude named Steven.
one day this will happen to me..... i cant wait lol
I did a 3 way with my gf best friend and they said the same thing
Crap! Some fool stole my "Soviet Russia" comment!
Can I get her number?
All the chicks are like this in 978
Ohhh 978... North Shore Whores.
Sweet lord, green light for destruction my brother
This is from that new movie with that guy from juno.
Said in true townie fashion.
Your a goddess.
I've had text like this lol
thats a great girl.
I know, I really am. Be jealous.
Massachusetts tickles the twine for two
Yeah because Ryan isn't a totally common name dipshit
i wish my gf wud say things like that
how does anyone know who posted what? it's all anonymous you tards
you're the dumb ass - there were no ryans involved in this matter. trust me.
This was zach and claire
my bf tells me that all the time and boy does he prove it =)
Haha that kinda makes me want to try sex in bubble wrap
That's how we do it in Boston yo
Gross I'm 11
i'm going to kill you for posting this r.
@ 3:01 gawd man what the fuck goes on inside ur head??!
Dude that's the greatest thing I've heard about since sex on bubble wrap
Dude. Seriously. Mmm.
3:01 please marry me.
I will prove it just leave your name and number
Yeah, you say that until he pulls out his briefcase and cackles
"prove it" haha she's awesome. I'd marry this woman
Me and my boyfriend always talk like this, I didn't know it was a rare thing
That's what's good. Way to go!!
Fuck yeaa! Let's go.
horrible thing, i would do sweet things to your vagina, pleasureable things, maybe even painful, but horrible is the wrong word here
get a bottle of lighter fluid and a match..show her whose boss
Lol at this and lol at the soviet russia person
I must try this now
I guess it doesn't mean prove it like prooving bread dough
This comment is the best one on TFLN.I hope I find a girl like that
So true 559
In Soviet Russia...
i got that reply once so i kicked the bitch in her cunt gave her the finger went home beat and jerked off
My wife and I have had this exact exchange before. Kudos to you, my friend.
Do it to my vaginaa(;
I just wanna fuck u
girls can fake orgasms, but guys can fake..... love, its a win win if you ask me
Bet the smelly clam would do stinky things to you too. Better bring some hand sanitizer. Don't want your hands getting dirty/diseased if you fuck her
Ik who posted this lol
IM SO HORNY GODDD
aww i want horrible things done my vagina
can i prove it i live in MA
replied to this so there would be 69.. please everyone stay cool and don't ruin this for me... peace and love.
.... Challenge accepted
Wish I had the guts to reply that
so many people saying they wish this would happen to them... i couldnt tell this was a rare thing?..
For those girls sayin I wish a guy would say this to me, ask any guy what he would and he will tell u but u gotta open the door if girls wouldn't get pissed we would say shit like this but no girl really want this
Why aren't all non crazy girls like this
the dirtier the better
it was me... so prove it already!!!!!!!!!
Throw an m80 in there. That'll prove it.
Omg WTF what whould u do
Your vag just wrote a check....I'd be ready cash. ASAP!!!
massachusetts for the win! sad thing is im from both places with those area codes(: lol funny ass shit!
Like how the comments make it seem so hard and like such an achievement to get laid.
Moderators that pick shit like this are people like us. Anyone can moderate on this site.
I can't help but think horrible things include STDs..
I would give horrible diseases to your vagina\n\nprove it
BadMitch is the king of the pump slam, www.badmitch.com
no one gives a fuck why soviet russia fucking like this is fuck the United States of America shut the FUCK UP or die seriously no one gives a flying fuck!
Sad day. They're both men.
Story of my life. And by life I mean vagina.
This gets me excited