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  • 78 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:25pm

    Let's just stop having sex and enjoy our fucking steaks, for cryin' out loud!!

  • 88 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:19am

    I've never had a woman I enjoyed more than a steak. We should meet. And make each other steak.

  • 90 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:34am

    it's all about how you cook them...

  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:56pm

    fat girls need love too :)

  • 79 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:17am

    I felt that way...until recently. he will come along..and it will be amazing

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:26am

    Unbelievably true haha

  • 64 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:56pm

    if you love food more than your relationship..then be strong enuff to leave the relationship

  • 64 50
    Submitted by shedenvy on May 31, 10 at 5:41pm

    Fill it

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:26am

    This Steak character sounds like quite a catch.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:00pm

    You haven't had me honey ;)

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:45am

    a man who cooks and then cleans up afterward, maybe a close second

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 9:54pm

    how about a man who can cook u a steak?

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:39pm

    bahahahahhaaha!! i don't even like steak though. love the person who said this though!!

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:58am

    fake, lame. why do people think they need to post these retarded one liners stolen from some 80's stand-up comic. if someone texted me this shit i would punch their face.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:43am

    A good steak is delicious. With most guy's you need to visualize that lesbian porn you were watching the night before.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:19pm

    Well, when you're fat enough to like steak more than sex, you probably not attracting the best guys.

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:44pm

    Been there for sure!

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 5:39pm

    um skinny girls eat steak because it has no carbs dip shit

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:21am

    being from the 952 area - i can agree. even a bad steak. (a mancini's steak is better than ANY man i could possibly enjoy!!)

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:50pm

    hahahahhaa this reminds me of a conversation i had with a friend about how we both enjoy eating turkey sandwiches more than hooking up with our boyfriends..

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:07pm

    haha I love it. And wtf with some of those responses ^^.. because only fat people eat steak ? Riiighhhtt.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:28pm

    being from the 952 area - i can agree. even a bad steak. (a mancini's steak is better than ANY man i could possibly enjoy!!) Because you're too fat to enjoy the really good ones?

  • 39 33
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Sep 14, 11 at 11:58pm

    Never had a steak I enjoyed more than a woman.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:36am

    I'm suddenly craving a nice juicy steak. Anyone else?

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 7:38pm

    And by that she means the one perfect steak

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:00am

    amazing she could actually type that text with no spelling hours due to her huge sausage fingers...

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 9:28pm

    Well honey, if you've never enjoyed a man more than a steak... either you're a closet lesbian, into adolescent men, or there's simply an awesome steakhouse where you live.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:53pm

    Spelling hours, huh? Sweet, delicious, steak-flavored irony.

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:46am

    Aw blurg! Total Liz Lemon moment.