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  • Submitted by jasboo on Oct 5, 10 at 3:04pm

    why do you 'have to be ready to go out' to show your dick to freshman girls?? they're freshman girls! at Chico State we call them 'slip-n-slides'

  • Submitted by jondime23 on Oct 5, 10 at 4:49pm

    Jasboo no we don't, douche. Don't throw around the name Chico state to look cool.

  • Submitted by archer79 on Oct 5, 10 at 5:04pm

    Because the early bird gives the worm

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      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 8, 10 at 4:32pm

      or....the early worm gets the birds

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Oct 5, 10 at 2:43pm

    Because, he's not metro.

  • Submitted by JapCrackerZ28 on Oct 5, 10 at 4:53pm

    Thats the dirty-five-thirty...

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Oct 5, 10 at 2:58pm

    thats law number one of the, "Tap that Ass" handbook

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    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 5, 10 at 2:44pm

    this is his third day on the binge.. step it up!

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    Submitted by thebatman on Oct 5, 10 at 9:10pm

    because I am a tactician

  • Submitted by The1ChuckNorris on Oct 5, 10 at 5:04pm

    After Chuck Norris's they need proof not all men are the same

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 10 at 3:01pm

    Ur too slow