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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:49pm

    the fact that you came up with that convoluted statement makes you "dumber than a bucket of shit" as you so eloquently put it

  • 87 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:08am

    No, you're that again.

  • 91 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:32am

    601 is Mississippi. Not necessarily fake.

  • 82 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:07pm

    how does one borrow a condom anyway?

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:11pm

    actually this happened to me before...

  • 85 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:25am

    how's this fake, you idiots

  • 81 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:13pm

    12:12 you're the corniest person here

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:28pm

    Not fake...I'm - in all likelihood - the sister. We were at my brother and his fiance's place. They had been all over each other all night, so I asked the guy I was with to send this to fuck with them. And then we ended up having sex anyway. And now it's on this website. Great.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:39am

    11:38 ooooooooooooooooooo even Miley Cyrus is better than that shitt!!!

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:58am

    @11:40 try again. Texas cannot fly it higher than re us flag. NO State can. Not even your beloved shit hole.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:26am

    Bed stuy > your hood

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:20pm

    There are people in the south that I'm sure are very intelligent, well-spoken people. I'm sure there are racists and homophobes, but the same goes for every state.

    • 52 84
      Submitted by Titsonabull on Jul 15, 10 at 8:01am

      i wonder if they know the difference between there and they're...

      • 65 98
        Submitted by taz316_2 on Feb 18, 11 at 9:24pm

        not funny I'm from Mississippi and most of us are very intelligent. stop with the stereotypes

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:19pm

    i'm from the south and i'm not homophobic or racist.

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40am

    miley cyrus owns ugk hahaha

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:26pm

    Nazi* sorry, I was correcting my Spelling error, but I'm on my iPhone, not my laptop and got kicked off

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40am

    @11:24 take a fucking history and a geography course! The taint of the us? Um...I guess according to my knowledge of human anatomy, the taint would not be located at the tip of anything, it's kind of in the middle I guess you might say, so Texas being a taint makes absoulutely no sense. On another note, Texas is the only state that may fly it's flag higher than the American flag, what now? Pwned!! -the original 11:22

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24am

    Undergound Kingz? They fucking suck. So does Texas, the taint of America.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:09pm

    i thought the civil war was over apparently i was wrong....stupid history books they lie about everything!

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:01pm

    11:58, google it, because you're wrong and now you sound fucking stupid!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:00pm

    if i'm stayin at my buddy's place i'll text him that.... even though its not true... so i believe this one.... its not fake

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:34pm

    i think 12:31 (1,2) is 12:!2

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:11pm

    12:08(2) by saying "you're trying too hard" doesn't make you funny

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:52pm

    i was wondering the same thing 3:15

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:10am

    I'd just like to say, that I'm 11:09.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:03am

    Fuck the bible. I've thrown them out windows and set one on fire, so fuck that shit. God didn't write that piece of shit, dumb people did, and you're dumb for reading it.

  • 72 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:11pm

    They should have kept the name Dumb Shit when they joined the USA -- it's so appropriate!!

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24am

    Brooklyn rapes the rest of the US.

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:20am

    Sounds more like an insult than something real....

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:17pm

    This is just wrong on all fronts.

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:34pm

    borrow.. because when they're done they'll give it back...

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:28pm

    You're all trying too hard, and all lame.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:54am

    Brooklyn accents make me throw up in my mouth!

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24am

    Brooklyn Heights > every other part of BK and NYC

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:15am

    I do love it when bitches nibble the taint.

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:42am

    FYI florida is the wang of america, and louisiana is the taint.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:55am

    Southern accents make me throw up in my mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:22am

    Fuck NYC and super fuck Mississippi!! Dallas, tx y'all! And for all of you hip hop fans, Houston is home of the chopped and screwed and UGK

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:20am

    I'm from Mississippi and I fuck my sister. AND WHAT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:17pm

    fucking grammar nazi

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:42am

    Dude this shits fucked. Seriously fucked. I would kick his ass forreal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:29pm

    NYC > any place on earth.. hence why it's the CAPITAL OF THE WORLD - get your shit right and ppl from Brooklyn I wouldn't be too proud of it b/c Brooklyn is trash. BOOGIE DOWN FTW!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:54am

    11:51 you know ya ass never even been in Brooklyn, so you don't know shit. There are poor people all over the country, and don't get me started on the south.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:13am

    Erie pa rules! I fuck the mothers of NYC faygalos!

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:08pm

    12:58 i guess i did, damn women should stay there ass in the kitchen where we belong. damn! next time he should just punch in the face that should get hes point across. riiiiiggghhhttt?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:17pm

    People in the south are ignorant. They don't know how to speak. Also, they're mostly racist and homophobic. Don't get me wrong, Brooklyn has their fare share of ignorance

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:43am

    You're get off our dicks.

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:17am

    Brooklyn we da best so stop haten that way i ran shit(king brooklyn)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:42am

    no one envies the south. the south wishes it wasn't the fuckin south.

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:58pm

    Bronx can lick my clit dry

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:31am

    hov murders ugk any day son

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:33am

    wow that was probably the dumbest set of replies ever?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:38am

    BIGGIE > HOV > EVERYONE ELSE > MILEY CYRUS > UGK

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:32am

    Who in the south can top biggie? Who anywhere can top biggie? NO ONE niggas dead yet he better than alllllll your shit

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:36am

    Biggie > hov > everyone else

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:30am

    HOV, H to tha O-V, I used to sell snowflakes by the O-Z

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:42am

    haha. happened to me to tonight!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:02pm

    NYC greater than any place on earth.....are you being serious? @ 1:29

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:16pm

    12:15 way to be the person no one likes

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:59am

    i'm from the south, and i love it here! i live in the middle of nowhere and can shot a deer from my back yard. life cant get any better!

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:14pm

    southern gentlemen......yum :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:06am

    Don't start that again!

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:53pm

    1:29 brooklyn > Bronx.

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:15pm

    12:08 please learn to spell y'all. The apostrophe goes where the letters you dropped were lefted out, the same rule applies for any conjunction. Also, to whoever said the south was ignorant, obviously you're the ignorant one, because you reside in sucklyn

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:15am

    Brooklyn > every other place. Bed stuy what's gooood

  • 50 70
    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jul 21, 10 at 10:59am

    Wow finally a post from Madison ms I didn't post, I'm proud!

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:43pm

    This is so possible. I've done this myself when i was dating my best friends sister. He would slide em under door lol better than me knockin his sister up. he was a year older than me and me an his sister were same age. I was datin his sister before we were friends so different situation but still happened alot!

  • 45 61
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Nov 13, 11 at 9:50pm

    If someone asked me that all they'd get from me is a 1 3/4 inch wrench swung into the side of their head.

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:55pm

    my husband says i have no feelings....apparently i'm heartless or something i don't know

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:27pm

    There's gonna be ignorant people wherever you go. It's that simple.

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40am

    Miley Cyrus owns and shits on ugk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:23am

    Dallas can suck a baby's nut cuz they can't handle the big black dick of NYC

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:39am

    I'm not jealous of the south. I've been in the south, I don't think it's bad but nyc will always be better to me, of course.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:24pm

    12:17. Don't group an entire region. I am from the south and I guarantee I can hold a conversation on Amy topic you choose with out letting emotions and/or bias getting in the way as to have an academic discussion. This is from Lucedale Mississippi area in case you were wondering.

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:02pm

    You're all trying too hard, and all lame.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:05pm

    Okay, maybe because you attract corny people and all the great people in NYC would never talk to your ignorant southern ass.

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:00pm

    Obviously, I would never pick Brooklyn as a place to vacation, so you're right, I've never been. You can get started on the south if you'd like, because most of Dallas isn't considered the south or poor, and the part that is poor has nothing to do with me, so go right ahead, and get started

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:11am

    I did... And meant it! They're all taint munchers

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:26pm

    New or slightly used?

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:31pm

    Off to do grown up things, thanks for entertaining me, kids.

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:05pm

    11:58? You're a total dumbass and a perfect example of what's wrong with america. Texas can because Texas is the only state that has been it's own country. Dumb shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:02pm

    Who the fuck says "y'all?" Cousin fucking southerners. Wu Tang for life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:13am

    Hicks try too hard to be cool, because they're fucking hicks and that sucks, therefore they are lame.

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:58am

    11:57 you're definitely a failure from the south. Not ny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:08am

    NYC faygs can nibble my taint!

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:59pm

    1:50 i knew you were :D i have a sense of humor, unlike some people on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:28am

    Ridin dirty?? Are you fucking kidding me. Fuck outta here bitch. Big pimpin > all your shit

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24am

    Ok...east ny...all day !!

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:56pm

    *definitely wrong*. Very wrong.

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:54pm

    nope not the only one, other people have basically said that this is wrong

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:09pm

    @ 12:05 (1st one). A proud resident of the state of Texas, a country formerly known as Dumb Shit.

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:07pm

    12:05 google it really, ANY state can fly a flag as high as the american flag AS LONG as there on different poles

  • 59 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:00am

    People in NYC are awesome. You, however, are lame.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:25pm

    @1:39 - and so is your mother for having an ignorant ass like you

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:31pm

    12:26 actaully i was very witty, just that the unknown error apparently didn't want me to embarrass you

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:51am

    Brooklyn smells like ass, shitty rap, poor people, cluttered streets, too many fucking cars, and polution!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:29am

    10:28 how exciting. Fuck off

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:49pm

    honestly how would you get your feelings hurt on here?

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:36pm

    Sippin' on purple and rollin' up stanky, wake up in the mornin' ten o'clock drankin'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:44pm

    I think I'm the only one who thinks this is wrong.

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:39pm

    in the south, "y'all" means 1 person and "y'all y'all" means 2 or more. Southerners are dumber than a bucket of shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:23pm

    I'm the "grammar natzi" and I'm from the south...I live in uptown Dallas which is right next to the gayborhood and actually white is the minority in Texas, so I don't know many racists either

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:00pm

    I'm from the south too! Love it here also! Yesterday my cousins came over so..you already know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:57am

    i have no idea what any of ya'll are talkin about, sooooo yeah

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:53pm

    i can't tell you, i've never gotten my feelings hurt on here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:01am

    Brooklyn > Mississippi. Sister fuckers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:44am

    People from their cities will always think they're the best, This is old news people

  • 54 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:20pm

    So been there before... Ha ha ha ha Ahh memories

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40am

    stupid and fake how lame

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:28am

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 52 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:11pm

    i'm a country girl its gonna take ALOT more than that to piss me off, you can keep trying if you'd like though :) @ 12:58

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:08pm

    i say ya'll and i don't fuck my cousins or my siblings or anyone else in my family for that matter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:35am

    true only biggie > hov

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:56am

    Mississippi can suck a big one. BROOOOOKLYN IS WHERE ITS ATTTT

    • 39 49
      Submitted by NMF123 on Sep 4, 11 at 9:30am

      You do realize there is a Brooklyn, MS right??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:21am

    definitely fake you moe-rons.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:20am

    10:18 dude you're dumb. Go away

  • 45 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:42pm

    601 Vicksburg I'm guessing!? Ha ha

  • 48 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:09am

    10:06 so obviously you live in the shittiest town ever and you know that if you came to nyc, you'd get the shit beaten out of you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:34am

    10:31 but all anyone ever remembers is that nyc is the birthplace of hip hop.So that's all that mattters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:11am

    10:06 I don't really give a shit what town you're from, but step one foot in my hood and POP right in the head

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:44am

    Wait but.... Brooklyn>south. Fuck the south, hard in the ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:03pm

    People always choose NYC, or manhattan has a vacation spot. Seeing as how Brooklyn is a part of NYC, you fail. Texas is the fucking south, look at a map retard, it's alllllll the way down so maybe, that means south! And who ever goes on vacation to Texas? No one. Never in my life have I heard someone go, I'm going on vacation to texas