hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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Not fake...I'm - in all likelihood - the sister. We were at my brother and his fiance's place. They had been all over each other all night, so I asked the guy I was with to send this to fuck with them. And then we ended up having sex anyway.
And now it's on this website. Great.
the fact that you came up with that convoluted statement makes you "dumber than a bucket of shit" as you so eloquently put it
Brooklyn we da best so stop haten that way i ran shit(king brooklyn)
Wow finally a post from Madison ms I didn't post, I'm proud!
601 is Mississippi. Not necessarily fake.
11:38 ooooooooooooooooooo even Miley Cyrus is better than that shitt!!!
BIGGIE > HOV > EVERYONE ELSE > MILEY CYRUS > UGK
@11:40 try again. Texas cannot fly it higher than re us flag. NO State can. Not even your beloved shit hole.
how does one borrow a condom anyway?
No, you're that again.
@11:24 take a fucking history and a geography course! The taint of the us? Um...I guess according to my knowledge of human anatomy, the taint would not be located at the tip of anything, it's kind of in the middle I guess you might say, so Texas being a taint makes absoulutely no sense. On another note, Texas is the only state that may fly it's flag higher than the American flag, what now? Pwned!!
-the original 11:22
Fuck the bible. I've thrown them out windows and set one on fire, so fuck that shit. God didn't write that piece of shit, dumb people did, and you're dumb for reading it.
Wait but.... Brooklyn>south. Fuck the south, hard in the ass
Brooklyn rapes the rest of the US.
Erie pa rules! I fuck the mothers of NYC faygalos!
Don't group an entire region. I am from the south and I guarantee I can hold a conversation on Amy topic you choose with out letting emotions and/or bias getting in the way as to have an academic discussion. This is from Lucedale Mississippi area in case you were wondering.
12:08(2) by saying "you're trying too hard" doesn't make you funny
if i'm stayin at my buddy's place i'll text him that.... even though its not true... so i believe this one.... its not fake
miley cyrus owns ugk hahaha
Brooklyn Heights > every other part of BK and NYC
FYI florida is the wang of america, and louisiana is the taint.
You're get off our dicks.
Dude this shits fucked. Seriously fucked. I would kick his ass forreal.
Bed stuy > your hood
People in NYC are awesome. You, however, are lame.
how's this fake, you idiots
There's gonna be ignorant people wherever you go. It's that simple.
no one envies the south. the south wishes it wasn't the fuckin south.
11:58? You're a total dumbass and a perfect example of what's wrong with america. Texas can because Texas is the only state that has been it's own country. Dumb shit.
12:58 i guess i did, damn women should stay there ass in the kitchen where we belong. damn! next time he should just punch in the face that should get hes point across. riiiiiggghhhttt?
People in the south are ignorant. They don't know how to speak. Also, they're mostly racist and homophobic. Don't get me wrong, Brooklyn has their fare share of ignorance
New or slightly used?
I'd just like to say, that I'm 11:09.
11:57 you're definitely a failure from the south. Not ny.
HOV, H to tha O-V, I used to sell snowflakes by the O-Z
actually this happened to me before...
Obviously, I would never pick Brooklyn as a place to vacation, so you're right, I've never been. You can get started on the south if you'd like, because most of Dallas isn't considered the south or poor, and the part that is poor has nothing to do with me, so go right ahead, and get started
NYC greater than any place on earth.....are you being serious? @ 1:29
i have no idea what any of ya'll are talkin about, sooooo yeah
Undergound Kingz? They fucking suck. So does Texas, the taint of America.
my husband says i have no feelings....apparently i'm heartless or something i don't know
11:58, google it, because you're wrong and now you sound fucking stupid!
Ok...east ny...all day !!
If someone asked me that all they'd get from me is a 1 3/4 inch wrench swung into the side of their head.
Brooklyn > every other place.
Bed stuy what's gooood
10:18 dude you're dumb. Go away
wow that was probably the dumbest set of replies ever?
1:29 brooklyn > Bronx.
Bronx can lick my clit dry
i thought the civil war was over apparently i was wrong....stupid history books they lie about everything!
Biggie > hov > everyone else
Nazi* sorry, I was correcting my Spelling error, but I'm on my iPhone, not my laptop and got kicked off
They should have kept the name Dumb Shit when they joined the USA -- it's so appropriate!!
Okay, maybe because you attract corny people and all the great people in NYC would never talk to your ignorant southern ass.
12:26 actaully i was very witty, just that the unknown error apparently didn't want me to embarrass you
Miley Cyrus owns and shits on ugk
Who in the south can top biggie? Who anywhere can top biggie? NO ONE niggas dead yet he better than alllllll your shit
I'm not jealous of the south. I've been in the south, I don't think it's bad but nyc will always be better to me, of course.
12:15 way to be the person no one likes
People from their cities will always think they're the best, This is old news people
borrow.. because when they're done they'll give it back...
Who the fuck says "y'all?" Cousin fucking southerners. Wu Tang for life.
stupid and fake how lame
This is just wrong on all fronts.
11:51 you know ya ass never even been in Brooklyn, so you don't know shit. There are poor people all over the country, and don't get me started on the south.
I do love it when bitches nibble the taint.
nope not the only one, other people have basically said that this is wrong
This is so possible. I've done this myself when i was dating my best friends sister. He would slide em under door lol better than me knockin his sister up. he was a year older than me and me an his sister were same age. I was datin his sister before we were friends so different situation but still happened alot!
Brooklyn > Mississippi. Sister fuckers.
You're all trying too hard, and all lame.
I'm the "grammar natzi" and I'm from the south...I live in uptown Dallas which is right next to the gayborhood and actually white is the minority in Texas, so I don't know many racists either
i'm from the south and i'm not homophobic or racist.
10:28 how exciting. Fuck off
haha. happened to me to tonight!
So been there before... Ha ha ha ha
i was wondering the same thing 3:15
Off to do grown up things, thanks for entertaining me, kids.
@ 12:05 (1st one). A proud resident of the state of Texas, a country formerly known as Dumb Shit.
i'm from the south, and i love it here! i live in the middle of nowhere and can shot a deer from my back yard. life cant get any better!
I'm from Mississippi and I fuck my sister. AND WHAT
I did... And meant it! They're all taint munchers
Hicks try too hard to be cool, because they're fucking hicks and that sucks, therefore they are lame.
Brooklyn accents make me throw up in my mouth!
Ridin dirty?? Are you fucking kidding me. Fuck outta here bitch. Big pimpin > all your shit
definitely fake you moe-rons.
in the south, "y'all" means 1 person and "y'all y'all" means 2 or more. Southerners are dumber than a bucket of shit
12:12 you're the corniest person here
i say ya'll and i don't fuck my cousins or my siblings or anyone else in my family for that matter
I think I'm the only one who thinks this is wrong.
1:50 i knew you were :D i have a sense of humor, unlike some people on here
fucking grammar nazi
12:08 please learn to spell y'all. The apostrophe goes where the letters you dropped were lefted out, the same rule applies for any conjunction. Also, to whoever said the south was ignorant, obviously you're the ignorant one, because you reside in sucklyn
Fuck NYC and super fuck Mississippi!! Dallas, tx y'all! And for all of you hip hop fans, Houston is home of the chopped and screwed and UGK
There are people in the south that I'm sure are very intelligent, well-spoken people. I'm sure there are racists and homophobes, but the same goes for every state.
i wonder if they know the difference between there and they're...
not funny I'm from Mississippi and most of us are very intelligent. stop with the stereotypes
10:31 but all anyone ever remembers is that nyc is the birthplace of hip hop.So that's all that mattters
10:06 I don't really give a shit what town you're from, but step one foot in my hood and POP right in the head
Mississippi can suck a big one. BROOOOOKLYN IS WHERE ITS ATTTT
You do realize there is a Brooklyn, MS right??
NYC > any place on earth.. hence why it's the CAPITAL OF THE WORLD - get your shit right and ppl from Brooklyn I wouldn't be too proud of it b/c Brooklyn is trash. BOOGIE DOWN FTW!
southern gentlemen......yum :D
NYC faygs can nibble my taint!
Southern accents make me throw up in my mouth
hov murders ugk any day son
I'm from the south too! Love it here also! Yesterday my cousins came over so..you already know
12:05 google it really, ANY state can fly a flag as high as the american flag AS LONG as there on different poles
Sounds more like an insult than something real....
@1:39 - and so is your mother for having an ignorant ass like you
Sippin' on purple and rollin' up stanky, wake up in the mornin' ten o'clock drankin'
honestly how would you get your feelings hurt on here?
*definitely wrong*. Very wrong.
true only biggie > hov
Don't start that again!
i'm a country girl its gonna take ALOT more than that to piss me off, you can keep trying if you'd like though :) @ 12:58
People always choose NYC, or manhattan has a vacation spot. Seeing as how Brooklyn is a part of NYC, you fail. Texas is the fucking south, look at a map retard, it's alllllll the way down so maybe, that means south! And who ever goes on vacation to Texas? No one. Never in my life have I heard someone go, I'm going on vacation to texas
10:06 so obviously you live in the shittiest town ever and you know that if you came to nyc, you'd get the shit beaten out of you.
i think 12:31 (1,2) is 12:!2
Brooklyn smells like ass, shitty rap, poor people, cluttered streets, too many fucking cars, and polution!
Dallas can suck a baby's nut cuz they can't handle the big black dick of NYC
i can't tell you, i've never gotten my feelings hurt on here.
601 Vicksburg I'm guessing!? Ha ha
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me