I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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Scratch the rice cakes to beef jerky
In Russia vodka and rice cakes does diet with you
Are the rice cakes really necessary???
First....to fail. Hahahahaha I crack my myself up a lot. People say I should try stand up. I'm never gonna try though because I'm racist
DRUNKAREXIA!! LOVE IT!
This is terrible. I know who this is. And for the rest of you assholes, dont be assholes.
how about rice cakes and cum?
OOOHH!!! Finally a diet I can stick to! lmfao
I live in the 330 and that diet is the way to go son
It doesn't work.... I've tried it.. Lol!!!
Every girl has tried that
Go google kids in the sandbox and then you might want to drink vodka boys
That's THE diet to be on darling!
- Rich Bitch
IN SOVIET RUSSIA VODKA AND RICE CAKE HAVE DIET OF YOU!!!!!!!
Stupid fucking post
OH YOUR DIET IS ALCOHOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
fatty out to be impaled
Yep...scrubs. F for originality.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
Wow, I need to do this.
Beef jerky is better
In Soviet Russia, we take it up the bumhole
Just another worthless alcoholic. Go attend some AA Meetings and save the rest of us money on your health care costs.
12:46 has no friends and doesn't know how to have a good time
Yep. Another sloppy ass drunk, the rest of society will have to pay for. Do us a favor, put a bullett in your head now. Save the world your future problems.
Sounds like my visit to the Philippines.
Alcohol bloats you...
They just want to watch you fail some more.....
Haha. Only a jew would post something like this
In Soviet Russia you are box of dirt!
I've definitely done that before.
Alcoholics are quitters... Rice cakes are for Asians
What's up with the Soviet Russia shit? You people who do that are fucking losers. Stealing jokes is not funny nor original. Grow up you fucking tools and get a girlfriend.
In soviet Russia, vodka and rice cakes reduce YOU