This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.