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  • After receiving that call, my new mission in life would be to call this bitch while I'm backdooring her mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Wow I guess you still care about him a lot , if ur thinking bout your ex during sex. I think thats mean to your bf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Wow 8:37. Did this strike a nerve?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:27am
  • 418 knows what's up vv

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:36am
  • That's awesome. I would too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:12pm
  • If he cheated on you awesome move if not your an attention whoreeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Hey 2:54 (from the 612) karma is a bitch when assholes like u get AIDS from a dirty little whore that breaks your heart one day and to the little immature girl that submitted this text ... Get a life Hun and grow up and gain some class (don't ever do that again... Not cool)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:30am
  • Alotta hostility going on here!!! I think it's trashy, sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:34am
  • If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:35pm
  • I think the current guy is soon to be an ex-boyfriend. Obviously this whore only cares about herself and can't stay in a meaningful relationship.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:13pm
  • the loser ex boyfriend probably jerked off to it while crying like a little bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:03pm
  • you still have feelings for your ex.... not cool that you would rub it in... scummy bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:28pm
  • If real, kunt.. Either way kunt,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:35am
  • the current guy should dump you for using the phone during.....and it's even worse that you called your ex. obviously you're still into him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:18pm
  • hahahaha that's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:12pm
  • That's just mean. Unless your ex was a pos to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I think the girls a genius, I wish I had thought of it first ;) More girls need to start treating guys like shit, it's their turn considering everything they put us through

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:43pm
  • Very funny 4:59 !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Baby girl do your thing. I'd do the same damn thing. Fuck it. Guys are dicks anyways.

    Submitted by cortney08 on Apr 29, 10 at 3:43am
  • Lmfao. That's amazing. I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Yeah it's mean. And also a lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:27pm
  • WOW. Payback for what? Unless he cheated ALL over you, like multiple times, you're just a skanky piece of fucking shit. I hope you get raped by his fucking dog or something and that new dude fucks your mum. Christ you're a slutty hoe. Besides I seriously doubt this is even real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:37pm
  • I'd do it too. My ex is an asshole. He'd deserve that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:21pm
  • ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:34pm
  • My advice to this bitch's ex: Wait till she has a daughter. Wait till the daughter's 18th birthday. Fuck her daughter in the ass and take plenty of pictures. Send the pictures to the bitch that sent this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:07pm
  • This is awesome...us girls need to start treating guys how they treat us, boys are just little sex toys, we use em when we need em

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:46pm
  • you're a cunt, and God hates you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:55am
  • It was so good you thought of calling your ex? HA! Not that good you skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:59pm
  • I've done that... No problem there

    Submitted by doofy22 on Feb 1, 11 at 1:35am
  • Yes you classless bitch, it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:28pm
  • No, that's genious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:37pm
  • How 'bout the new bf and the ex get together and DP you. That way he could hear you being slammed in person! And you wouldn't have to worry about calling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:27pm
  • This shit Is too fucking funny!! If u disagree then die u fucking peasants!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:52am
  • if you do it...he wins. Once he is out of your life he is OUT of your life. If you keep checking his facebook, sending texts, calling... that means that you haven't taken him out of your life. So it makes HIM feel good to know that you are still thinking about him. Which you are...which is why you are a dumb, pathetic and needy cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:11pm
  • If I was the person banging you I'd stop and never talk to you freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:09am
  • You're a vicious bitch. And 6:41, you think you'll be hot forever? Here's a tip - GROW UP and GET SOME BRAINS before your looks run out! Cause pretty soon you'll have nothing but wrinkles and saggy tits going for ya!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:04pm
  • Don't be surprised if he calls you while getting the best blow job of his life and says "you are so much better than my frigid ex"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:30pm
  • Oh, Indiana, how I miss you. I have to admit, the sex was fucking awesome there. I don't particularly care about the text, besides the fact it was funny as hell. There's probably a backstory that we don't know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:34am
  • I think this shit is hilarious! Childish or not, it's funny as hell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:45pm
  • That would be shit not sit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:25pm
  • From there, the only way to save face is for your ex to start banging all your friends and siblings... maybe he could take pictures for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:57pm
  • I would have done it! 6:39, it says she CALLED her ex. keyword: called

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:11pm
  • particularly if you are thinking of your EX while banging the current guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:12pm
  • i think its hilarious and great and that more women should start being like this and treating guys as shitty as they treat women and see how they fuckin like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:48am
  • I hope you fuckin die you skank bitch, fuck anyone who thinks this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Ummm I think he would just be turned on to hear people having sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:38am
  • No girl i would too! Good for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:34pm
  • the "ex" probably used the OP as a cum dumpster and SHE is was the one who thought she had a relationship. He probably doesn't even know her name, just remembers the size of her rack and the tightness of her pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:14pm
  • It's not mean if the ex did something worse than that, which is a possibility. I'd do that to my boyfriend's ex because of shit she's done to us. He'll, I'd send her a video if u could. The butch deserves it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:59pm
  • If I were him I would find u and beat the shit out of u and then cum in ur face and shit down ur throat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:40pm
  • If you were a guy calling his exgirlfriend, this would be awsome, but since you are a girl, it is shallow and mean. You will probably get the herp now. (from the 612)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Bitch; and not in a good, cute, funny way. This is going to earn you some real bad karma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Funny how there's 4 first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Good, you obedient FUCK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:12pm
  • I remember my first beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 12:51 u deserve to get raped up ur asshole and die a painful death of awful stds ... Go get tested honey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:32pm
  • 2 40, such hostility! the mere fact someone did this to another member of the male sex (as you yourself undoubtedly are) is so threatening to your masculinity, you feel the extreme desire to profane some you don't even know! talk about sexual insecurity!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:46am
  • But yeah, you still like him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:36am
  • Maybe the EX liked hearing your pussy get banged and was jacking off to the sounds!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Oh my, seems like this struck a nerve with a lot of little men. Misogyny is so ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Fuck no!!! I wish I would have thought of that!!! I was at a party on Saturday with a total hottie that I had been talking to, and all night my ex texted me how horny he was etc... Me and the hottie had dex several times.... That would have been sooo useful!!! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Thats horried ... I hope you got the Drip just because of doing such a terrible thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:37pm
  • Yea that's mean nasty ass hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:42pm
  • Yep!

    Submitted by jltc on Apr 14, 12 at 2:21pm
  • That just shows that you still like him. So not smart and that's mean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:09am
  • Hey 5:11; I wasn't replying to the original post, I was replying to 12:04 who said they answered during sex; keyword ANSWER. So before you go correcting someone on here get your sit straight, honey! And if you would make a call like that, then YOU are an ATTENTION WHORE too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:24pm
  • You are the reason I am thankful for STDs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:18pm
  • haha maybe best text on the site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:41am
  • She needs to be held down and banged by the football team after a sweaty practice. And during that episode, she can call whoever she wants to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:32pm
  • hahahaha this is why i'm gonna fuck 18-20 year olds until I'm 50! they're too damn stupid to know any better, and too damn hott to have a clueeeed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:42am
  • What about New Jersey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:42am
  • That makes you an attention whore too! who answers the phone during sex? Wait, I know...........ATTENTION WHORES!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:39pm
  • and to whoever said guys are worried about getting cheated on- bullshit, I love to fuck girls over and rake them on the coals they set if they try running around on me. no girl ever gets over me fuckin them ova

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:43am
  • 4:59(1) u seem awfully upset... Are u the ex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:00pm
  • OMG!!! thats fucking hilarious. people are only pissed off cause a girl did it. if a guy did that to his ex-girlfriend, it would be hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Holy fuck people, it's a goddamn text message. I wasn't aware that we were all licensed psychologists. Who knows the situation or if she (or he, we just automatically assume it's a she) is even being serious. I'm glad you have such sad lives that you have nothing better to do than psychoanalyze a stranger's text message. (I'm aware of the irony of that statement, considering I'm defending said stranger)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:49am
  • Wow! Didn't get enough attention from the ex 1st time around, huh? So easy to see why he's the ex, and you have to validate yourself with a call like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Sharon? Oh, wait, you're still in love with me. What is wrong with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Oh yea 6:20 you got that right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Awesome even though you are still thinking of him..

    Submitted by cookiemuniz on Oct 15, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Hey 12:51 u could never get a girl as hot as me. I'm way too good for u. Little pricks like u r constantly afraid that girls like me will cheat on u. And I'm sure they all have cheated on u. Girls have smartened up these days lol so watch ur back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:41pm
  • 10:52 must be related to the dirty fucking CUNT! Why don't you go fuck yourself you worthless piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:35am
  • Obviously she would go back to him in a heartbeat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:59pm
  • 12:51 i hope a nurse stabs u with a dirty needle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:34pm
  • yeah all that proves is you have feelings for your ex... bitch move

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:22am
  • thats awesome!!! i accidentally answered my ex's phone call when screwing another guy lol he wasnt very amused the next day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Ha loveeeee itttt!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:34am
  • You're victory and your Idea of best is in your small mind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:42pm
  • First of all ur a dirty little desperate attention whore who needs a frigging life and to the moron who said it would be cool if it was him doing it to a girl but to a guy it's mean... You're a pathetic loser and I hope not only ur ex or gf does that to u one day but I hope she gives u Herps and HIV

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:23am
  • I did that to my ex, she was pissed, lmfao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:38am
  • This is the best idea ever. My x is such a prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:36pm
  • Mean? Yes, but still funny as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Anonymous said... haha maybe best text on the site September 26, 2009 7:41AM Um, no. That was probably the OP. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:27pm
  • I hope your ex calls you while he's getting the blowjob of his life, you bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Her ex probably fucked her over or something, so this is fucking good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:33am
  • It would be better if he called her during sex. Women get way more jealous than men! Plus some women would get off knowing he was banging her while the x was listening!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:20pm
  • yeah that is. move on with your fucking life

    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:47am
  • I hope he's really a prick so he deserves this. Or else you are a big fat cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Die 2:54!!!!!!! U disgust me more than the little slut that submitted this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:33am
  • It wasn't good enough if you could dial...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:02am
  • No not at all. It's good that you did that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Nope!it's just makes him realize on what his missing!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:19pm