he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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First off your prob ugly cuz otherwise he'd fuck u then breakup
Niiiiiiice! I like how u slipped first in there. 10 points for using it in a sentence instead of making it your entire post.
Douchebags take note.
He wasn't worth it...learn from this!!
Her next boyfriend is gonna benifit greatly from this
I'll bang ya. Come as you are.
You might want to consider yourself lucky! His boyfriend was probably totally naked in his bed! Well that's the only reason I could think of for a guy to dump a girl while she's standing outside half naked waiting to fuck him!!
No no, here is another reason why. maybe she was a plumper that he talked to at a party and possibly friend requested her which in her fragile yet fat mind means they were together. when in actuality she was just a white sperm whale waiting to be harpooned and the dude was not her ahab
Leto: hater-ass is the right way to type that. It's called a germanism, stacking hella words together with hyphens and making one super-long adjective. They're hella fun.
Randy you clearly don't know what a leper is...shut your ignorant hater ass mouth. And this post totally makes me wanna watch the dark knight right now haha
might wanna add a "-" between "hater" and "ass". i totally read that as "hater ass-mouth"
not that "hater-ass" makes much sense either. but you catch my drift
Randy's ass-mouth loves the cock.
Third-ly, u may have scared him.
Talk about your self-esteem takin' a hit. Damn.
hmm that's for sure a new low.
While YOU were standing outside? Check your grammar.
Uber, numbers are not adverbs; just say "third"