last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
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oh new york, how i miss you. thanks, 718, for getting right to the most important question!
I have laughed my ass off at many posts but this one is by far the funniest thing I have ever read! Thank you for sharing it.
i'm proud to call you my best friend.
why do i have a feeling this is two men..
what color were the wings?
Holy crap!!!...I just laughted out loud at that one!
Bahaha I think this is actually one of my favorite tfln's! Haha everything about thi text is funny!
Ohhh....he probably didn't pull out or anything either.
rofl sounds like a convo i'd have w/ someone