Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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Hmm. On one hand, that sounds great on the surface. But once you get down to details it gets complicated. I couldn't handle 21 blowjobs in one day. Well, I could, my penis on the other hand would get overtaxed somewhere around number 12. Now, on the other hand, if you're making a weekend of it and spread the blowjobs out carefully, giggity giggity.
@pichu, you probably couldnt get it up for the first one, let alone the last one.. its ok there are real men in this world to handle girls like this.. why dont you sit this one out and watch icarly or something
because "real men" must accept EVERY slut that offers. it's no wonder so many ppl get STDs...
charlie sheen would do it. no go make a man a sandwich and STFU
LOL so "real men" pay for sex,assault hookers, are addicted to drugs, and get their children taken away?
umm... Well.. Yes thats exactly what they do
@arthur- how many hands do u have?
haha, good call
@arthurlux, good thing the bday boy is turning 12 then huh?
@pichu your man card has officially been revoked.....
And I don't want to have someone who's had that many dicks in her mouth near mine.
that's a bad bitch....
God I love Rockland county. Those women try any and everything
It's 'cause there's nothing to do here except each other and drugs.
You can cum to my birthday party anytime.
Anything for the male attention your daddy never gave you, eh OP...?
How could you possibly consider this bad or a bad night?
What if he was 40 years old...ouch!