I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious