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  • Submitted by MalayaBee on May 6, 10 at 12:11am

    Saying "first" is kind of like the Special Olympics... Even if you really ARE first, you're still retarded.

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      Submitted by timtim on May 6, 10 at 2:19pm

      frankie boyle rip off much

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        Submitted by douchemonger on May 6, 10 at 5:02pm

        And yet so appropriate. But not to this TFLN :( Shame.

  • Submitted by barbie26 on May 6, 10 at 12:14am

    My fingers get pruney when I play with myself u doin it really good to get that

  • Submitted by CAAF on May 6, 10 at 12:24am

    The same thing happens to my tongue when I get done with her.

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      Submitted by chachi on May 6, 10 at 12:36am

      Who would give this a thumbs down?!

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        Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on May 6, 10 at 11:59pm

        don't worry about them; they're just dicks

  • Submitted by MarineFD343 on May 6, 10 at 12:18am

    I love it when that happens! I enjoy the feeling when I can slide freely in and out. Gotta love the human body for the built in self lube...

  • Submitted by ohmgeeitsrachelc on May 6, 10 at 10:00am

    This text made me play with myself

  • Submitted by chachi on May 6, 10 at 12:16am


  • Submitted by anonymousone on May 6, 10 at 12:15am

    Isn't that the best? I don't see how it's a bad thing......

  • Submitted by thedrake9 on May 6, 10 at 8:31am

    As opposed to what? Your fingers being figuratively pruney?

  • Submitted by graaant on May 6, 10 at 12:24am

    She must of really wanted you

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 6, 10 at 1:57am

    That's too bad. Now if your DICK was pruney when you were done with her, that'd be a different story.

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      Submitted by douchemonger on May 6, 10 at 5:03pm

      That's what I was thinking - I mean, kudos to the finger bang, but what about the rest? Unless they're both ladies. Then good for them :D

  • Submitted by Trina on May 6, 10 at 7:42am

    Am I the only one who strongly believes it's a lesbian couple

  • Submitted by boolou on May 6, 10 at 1:01am

    Gross details but congrats on being good

  • Submitted by laureloopy on May 6, 10 at 1:51pm

    this turns me on

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    Submitted by thetruth13 on May 7, 10 at 11:02pm

    the truth is pussy that wet needs some good dick

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    Submitted by fezzoid on May 6, 10 at 3:56pm

    @Trina I agree with you, I think this is a lesbian couple. Me and my girlfriend have had this happen to us every time, while my straight friends have never had anything close to it.

  • Submitted by yczi on May 6, 10 at 12:58am

    haha good work. that used to happen to me all the time with my ex. she used to get absolutely soaked

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    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 6, 10 at 1:03pm

    How could anyone think this deserves a thumbs down?? I have the same thing happen to me if I'm alone or if the guy is great...great job! lol

  • Submitted by notTexan on May 6, 10 at 12:58am

    Why do people have to say "literally" when what they mean is "actually?" It would be a more affirmative statement if op would have just said his fingers were pruny.

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    Submitted by moog1234 on May 11, 10 at 7:59pm

    This turned me on sooooooooooooo much!

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    Submitted by B1fukinshyt on May 6, 10 at 9:56am

    I got a girl like that too

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    Submitted by Jbartlett on May 6, 10 at 12:29am

    That's when you know you're doing a great job! That's happened to me before with my ex-gf.

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    Submitted by tonto01 on May 6, 10 at 2:21pm

    "Literally". Shut the fuck up!!!

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    Submitted by Thanks4LastNight on May 6, 10 at 6:12pm

    What a coincidence! So was your mom! Tell her thanks for last night

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 6, 10 at 8:56am

    to zcfrey: so are you trying to hurt my feelings by telling me I'm small ? lol I still get pussy and no complaints small or not.

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      Submitted by lolocaust on May 6, 10 at 9:16am

      Why in the hell would you just admit you have a teeny peeny.

  • Submitted by enitenite on May 6, 10 at 10:04am

    @barbie26 - I would love to play with your pussy till you squirt!

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    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jun 3, 10 at 2:04am

    Daamn. Sounds like me. Ha

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    Submitted by codii on May 6, 10 at 1:07am

    Good job? Idk what to say in this situation...

  • 86 94
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 6, 10 at 6:55am

    Don't wash your hands as lynyrd skynrd used to sing " ohhh that smell"

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    Submitted by loolapalooza on May 6, 10 at 9:18pm

    Is this new?...

  • Submitted by dongmaster on May 6, 10 at 1:26am

    What r u 12? Use ur cock son

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      Submitted by lemeow on May 7, 10 at 12:27am

      favorite. lol.

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Irishlaw on May 6, 10 at 12:34am

    Lmao MalayaBee that's awesome... It easily beats the tfln.

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 7, 10 at 1:10am

    my fingers are when i play with myself

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    Submitted by xanax_pazzo on May 6, 10 at 5:52pm

    That's how I am lol

  • 66 71
    Submitted by defsdd on May 6, 10 at 3:00pm

    Is no one getting sick of this alen guy or what...someone should tell him to gtfo

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 9:20am

    Happens to me everytime!!

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    Submitted by chiefroberts on May 6, 10 at 7:45pm


  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 2:04pm

    Been there done that

  • 72 97
    Submitted by SEV on May 6, 10 at 2:17am

    TFLNs were lame today =(

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    Submitted by jaybird2k8 on Jul 27, 11 at 12:53am

    Happens all the time here lol

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    Submitted by savannahsmiles10 on May 22, 10 at 2:50pm

    My pussy gets wet like that too.

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    Submitted by kevin1234 on May 6, 10 at 7:21pm

    Been there done that.

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    Submitted by zcfrey on May 6, 10 at 6:33am

    After you preheat you use the real thing, don't be the 40 yr old virgin bro, you can do it...stick it in!\nFd1, you're small, hate to tell ya that but ya

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    Submitted by belllisa6 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:58am


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    Submitted by RasAlGhul on May 6, 10 at 3:16pm

    Did you do all that was necessary?

  • 51 75
    Submitted by JesseJames1778 on Aug 26, 10 at 1:44am

    If ur fingers were pruney, then that means u spent too much time playin and not enough time fuckn. Obviously you have a small pecker

  • Submitted by adanf023 on May 6, 10 at 3:15am


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    Submitted by ohmgeeitsrachelc on May 6, 10 at 10:01am


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    Submitted by cece_21 on May 11, 10 at 12:46am

    Thats happened to me before.

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    Submitted by zimmian1717 on May 6, 10 at 6:59pm

    hahahaha i cant believe you posted my shit that actually happened to took my shit

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    Submitted by x0x0x on Jan 26, 11 at 6:07pm

    This happens every time I get FB'd, kind of embarrassing cause they're like, "Look at my fingers!" ... I need to reevaluate the people I hook up with.

  • Submitted by vkingpinw on May 6, 10 at 1:35am

    You must still be in middle school to be fingering a girl for that long to get your fingers pruney

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    Submitted by Madmike50714 on Oct 21, 10 at 9:34pm

    Dude you are not alone i have done that too

  • Submitted by shorty530 on May 6, 10 at 5:29am

    Omg as if this wasn't grose enough fd1 made me barf!! So sick!!

  • Submitted by IamTomHanks on May 6, 10 at 4:43pm

    Send pics to three two five - two zero one - two five three nine

  • Submitted by VenezuelaTheBear on May 6, 10 at 12:03am

    I win, 3 Times. First (: 712

  • Submitted by fd1 on May 6, 10 at 12:43am

    if only dicks could prune from vagina that wet.. I've dicked a girl standing and she got so wet that I slipped out, along with my dick falling out, so did some of her cum. splat ! on the floor