We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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how could you not realize they were childhood friends . . . .
@10:18 they have to be over 40 to be cougars. If they are over 30 they are pumas. Urban dictionary it
#1 Totally not childhood friends. There is nothing hot about that. But possible a 14 y/o used to babysit an 8 y/o and now they're both grown up. That's way more legit...and apparently hot.
#2. No one fucking cares that this is from Buffalo, NY. 9:33 Please die.
#3. Why is 9:36 giving life advice on a website about drunk text messages?
I got a little nostalgic when I read this.
YES AGREED, it was VERY hot hooking up with my best friend from childhood. Everyone should try it.
every position is sooo possible....
I'm amazed at how many people don't understand what is a straight forward text. How old are the commenters, 10? 12?
definitely not possible to do EVERY position in one night
2:44 shut up if you did write the text you would not refer to yourself in third person plural
something about that is just really cute.
GOD that is hot...
lets hope you were BOTH very young when you were making these sand castles or.. yes. very creepy.
2:46 is right. 716 is all over Western NY. & not all of it is a dump
Not funny. Doesn't deserve to be on the site.
I agree with 9:13...this sounds like childhood friends.
I agree. Like when did this guy get so freaking hot?
Yessssssssss, cougars are the shiiite.
Just did it with one, me 19 her 32. Fucking awesome, they know their shit.
I don't know. Does sound kinda creepy.
@1:11 puma = cougar = mountain lion = panther...they're all the same animal. Urban Dictionary is for 12 y/o girls. Point and case, look up your own name.
they could be childhood friends who met up later on when they were older? it happpens, especially bc of facebook and myspace, i dont get whats confusing
i wrote this text and they were NOT childhood friends.
aww, childhood fuck buddies, i could cry :)
i'd want my old babysitters as well as my childhood friends i used to have crushes on in elementary and middle school. plus i agree with 10:18 - they are...they know they shit and go crazy when you get them off (especially when it's been a while)
it's very possible they were childhood friends, duh
Childhood friends, ftw.
for those if u who find it creepy..... u live too much in the past.... live in the now, ur life will be more fulfilling... bang a 13 yo in 5 years (but please... wait 5 years).... ull know how great it is
<_< Yay for WNY! x__X
Sand castles? Hm. x_x
This text definitely needs an explanation...
the response is lame, which figures since the responder is NOT from B-lo
9:33 not all of 716 is Buffalo... moron
this is definitely childhood friends. really guys
new york and alaska? bizarre to say the least. but sounds like a lucky little sand castle building sonofabitch. haha.
Ahh...the greatness of hooking up with that one hot babysitter from when you were little that's still hot. Priceless.
This is Buffalo NY, that place is a fucking dump
i think she means they made sand castles together when they were younger.. childhood friends?