he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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chocolate, vanilla, lemon, empanadas or perhaps are you a carrot cake girl?
Wow, the best metaphor a slut has ever used!
Simile is a type of metaphor.
I got myself one of those too! You go girrrrrl!!
Hardgay, a\nBuffet of manliness.
How the hell did you beat the comment filter?
that's what he said
OP is a guy.
So he was the stale carrot cake with non dairy whipped topping that sits in your stomach for hours, leaving you feeling nauseous and bloated?
Man buffet = always a good night.