Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Apply lots of semen. LOTS.
WTF? How? Fall asleep on the beach spread eagle?
WTF?! Does hers stick out like a penis or something? Are we talking about a megaclit or what?
Does your clit hang low, does it wobble to and fro?
masturbate with aloe vera
1) ouch; 2) aloe; 3) I guess tan lines aren't your thing?
Put ointment and massage every ten minuates
Yeah. How the fuck did you manage that?
tanning bed, i'm assuming, since some people lay in it butt-ass naked.
One more reason for me to never use a tanning bed, I suppose. Ass germs are the worst.
12:19 I work at a tanning salon the Beds are very clean they get cleaned after everyone person uses them with disinfectant and other cleaners so stfu
Rub aloe on it
Pretty sure that isn't possible unless u had ur pussy spread... It's not even a funny fake post. Shit kid keeps gettin worse on here
Are you stupid karmaslave? You do realize the clit is on the OUTSIDE.
reeeally wanna hear this story..
Allow me to lick gently while sucking on an ice cube.
This is like the 4th time this has been posted as new. Come on tfln....changing the area code doesn't make it funny
Ice, drugs, alcohol and sympathy. I feel your pain. Gx.
This would be impossible unless you were trying to tan the inside of your vag or something.
Ooooowww! I didn't know this was physically possible! Wait...
ow ow ow.
What. The. Fuck. Where you tanning with your legs spread or something...sluttt!
Even on a sunbed how on earth can u manage that?!!! It must b huge and hangy that is gross!!!
That's a HUGE clit you got there if it sticks out so far the sun can get it.
Get the aloe and have a party
Obviously no one else realizes where she lives so I'll ask how the fuck did you get a sunburnt clot let alone a sunburn it hasn't been even close to that nice out!
maybe her area code is from alberta but she was somewhere else when she got a sunburn.
Thedude has the right idea lol
Fake as Fuck
Poor girl. :/ I think we r deffinetly talking about a megaclit here
Karmaslave your a fucking idiot. The clit is not inside the pussy.
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this is like the seventh "burnt clit" type text in a week, how fucking common is this?
Obviously no one else realizes where she lives so I'll ask how the fuck did you get a sunburnt clit let alone a sunburn it hasn't been even close to that nice out!
Apply cold liquid and gently rub
(513) - Alexa
How the hell do you get a sunburn on your clit?
Cut it off.
This is like the third text that says this....
Have your daddy suck on an ice cube and lick it for you????
When it peels, can I have the skin?