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  • Submitted by wayno on Jun 5, 10 at 10:42am

    Apply saliva

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Jun 5, 10 at 11:18am

    Apply lots of semen. LOTS.

  • Submitted by janikaye on Jun 5, 10 at 10:47am

    WTF? How? Fall asleep on the beach spread eagle?

  • Submitted by summerstorm on Jun 5, 10 at 11:19am

    WTF?! Does hers stick out like a penis or something? Are we talking about a megaclit or what?

  • Submitted by Nix on Jun 6, 10 at 12:20am

    Does your clit hang low, does it wobble to and fro?

  • Submitted by hossbabyjr on Jun 5, 10 at 10:35am

    1) ouch; 2) aloe; 3) I guess tan lines aren't your thing?

  • Submitted by TheDude on Jun 5, 10 at 3:48pm

    masturbate with aloe vera

  • 93 59
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 5, 10 at 11:39am

    Put ointment and massage every ten minuates

  • 94 62
    Submitted by vengenzz on Jun 5, 10 at 12:32pm

    megaclit, lmfao.

  • 85 58
    Submitted by CamTheMan93 on Jun 5, 10 at 11:00am

    Yeah. How the fuck did you manage that?

    • 46 69
      Submitted by meghannnn on Jun 5, 10 at 11:04am

      tanning bed, i'm assuming, since some people lay in it butt-ass naked.

      • 45 74
        Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 5, 10 at 12:19pm

        One more reason for me to never use a tanning bed, I suppose. Ass germs are the worst.

  • 78 70
    Submitted by ice43man on Jun 6, 10 at 1:59am

    Are you stupid karmaslave? You do realize the clit is on the OUTSIDE.

  • 87 92
    Submitted by dezbryn1 on Jun 5, 10 at 1:31pm

    12:19 I work at a tanning salon the Beds are very clean they get cleaned after everyone person uses them with disinfectant and other cleaners so stfu

  • 65 65
    Submitted by whitie112 on Jun 5, 10 at 10:35am

    Rub aloe on it

  • 58 59
    Submitted by rhs2010 on Jun 5, 10 at 5:54pm

    reeeally wanna hear this story..

  • 67 78
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jun 6, 10 at 9:34am

    Allow me to lick gently while sucking on an ice cube.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Nix on Jun 6, 10 at 12:18am

    That's a HUGE clit you got there if it sticks out so far the sun can get it.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:41pm

    Ooooowww! I didn't know this was physically possible! Wait...

  • 51 51
    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 6, 10 at 6:57am

    Even on a sunbed how on earth can u manage that?!!! It must b huge and hangy that is gross!!!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by tendownkeep60M on Jun 5, 10 at 6:38pm

    Ice, drugs, alcohol and sympathy. I feel your pain. Gx.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by movielover on Jun 6, 10 at 1:17pm

    ow ow ow.

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jun 5, 10 at 11:15am

    This is like the 4th time this has been posted as new. Come on tfln....changing the area code doesn't make it funny

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 7, 10 at 12:10am

    Get the aloe and have a party

  • 65 87
    Submitted by sarahjay on Jun 5, 10 at 12:01pm

    What. The. Fuck. Where you tanning with your legs spread or something...sluttt!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 1:55pm

    Pretty sure that isn't possible unless u had ur pussy spread... It's not even a funny fake post. Shit kid keeps gettin worse on here

  • 61 84
    Submitted by karmaslave on Jun 5, 10 at 6:16pm

    This would be impossible unless you were trying to tan the inside of your vag or something.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Partyhardy77 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:46am

    Obviously no one else realizes where she lives so I'll ask how the fuck did you get a sunburnt clot let alone a sunburn it hasn't been even close to that nice out!

    • 45 64
      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Jun 6, 10 at 5:24am

      maybe her area code is from alberta but she was somewhere else when she got a sunburn.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Partyhardy77 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:48am

    Obviously no one else realizes where she lives so I'll ask how the fuck did you get a sunburnt clit let alone a sunburn it hasn't been even close to that nice out!

  • 45 61
    Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on Jun 10, 10 at 10:42am

    Karmaslave your a fucking idiot. The clit is not inside the pussy.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 7:58pm

    Fake as Fuck

  • 42 58
    Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on Jun 7, 10 at 12:25am

    Poor girl. :/ I think we r deffinetly talking about a megaclit here

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Lexigirl88 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:51pm

    (513) - Alexa

  • 49 76
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 5, 10 at 11:28am

    This is like the third text that says this....

  • 36 51
    Submitted by haha_wait_wat on Apr 9, 11 at 3:35am

    Apply cold liquid and gently rub

  • 42 63
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 6, 10 at 6:38pm

    this is like the seventh "burnt clit" type text in a week, how fucking common is this?

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Lexigirl88 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:49pm

    heyy my name's Alexa, call me for a hook up ;) 5821566

  • Submitted by niceman on Jun 5, 10 at 7:04pm

    Have your daddy suck on an ice cube and lick it for you????

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 5, 10 at 11:09am

    Cut it off.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 2:30pm

    How the hell do you get a sunburn on your clit?

  • 41 74
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:06am

    Thedude has the right idea lol

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 3:25am

    Ouch

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 5, 10 at 8:18pm

    Yours?

  • Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jun 5, 10 at 12:18pm

    When it peels, can I have the skin?