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  • Submitted by buttstache on Aug 30, 10 at 10:23am

    Just call him ramrod

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 1:53pm

    U reserve the right to shut the fuck up and enjoy.

  • Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 30, 10 at 9:25am

    I don't know: you're getting sex 4 times A DAY and you won't tell her your middle name. Is it embarrassing enough that her vagina will pack up and leave?

  • Submitted by rundropslide on Aug 30, 10 at 9:23am

    The iron chef of pounding vag!!!

  • Submitted by ilovenastysluts on Aug 30, 10 at 10:10am

    Make it 5 and we might have a deal

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 30, 10 at 1:45pm

    his middle name is bonestorm

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    Submitted by ohnomo on Aug 30, 10 at 12:06pm

    The hulk hogan of slamming muff

  • 73 53
    Submitted by jrm261 on Aug 30, 10 at 9:31pm

    Way to go champ!

  • 78 71
    Submitted by mike0006 on Aug 30, 10 at 4:41pm

    Bonestorm!!!

  • 76 84
    Submitted by sratcliff on Aug 30, 10 at 10:49am

    Reserve or deserve?

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Taki on Aug 30, 10 at 12:58pm

    *Deserve. But she has a good point.

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 30, 10 at 4:35pm

    Wow, getting personal with that request. Creeper status.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by nonono on Jul 9, 11 at 10:22pm

    i sent this txt...\nthats fucked up.

  • 72 87
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 30, 10 at 1:01pm

    She has very few principals but she sticks to them. Well.. They stick her anyway.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by smartgrrl on Aug 31, 10 at 1:25am

    Isn't this what the baby vamp Jessica told her Beau?

  • 64 77
    Submitted by cantgetright on Sep 12, 10 at 4:29am

    Boomstick!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 1:55pm

    ... From the sounds if it, yeah. Stfu, enjoy, think back to it when u marry the teeny dick rich guy u have kids with

  • Submitted by iagree on Aug 30, 10 at 9:16am

    First