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  • 119 65
    Submitted by buttstache on Aug 30, 10 at 10:23am
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    Just call him ramrod

  • 108 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 1:53pm
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    U reserve the right to shut the fuck up and enjoy.

  • 100 55
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 30, 10 at 9:25am
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    I don't know: you're getting sex 4 times A DAY and you won't tell her your middle name. Is it embarrassing enough that her vagina will pack up and leave?

  • 92 53
    Submitted by rundropslide on Aug 30, 10 at 9:23am
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    The iron chef of pounding vag!!!

  • 88 56
    Submitted by ilovenastysluts on Aug 30, 10 at 10:10am
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    Make it 5 and we might have a deal

  • 82 67
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 30, 10 at 1:45pm
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    his middle name is bonestorm

  • 64 51
    Submitted by ohnomo on Aug 30, 10 at 12:06pm
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    The hulk hogan of slamming muff

  • 54 42
    Submitted by jrm261 on Aug 30, 10 at 9:31pm
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    Way to go champ!

  • 58 58
    Submitted by mike0006 on Aug 30, 10 at 4:41pm
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    Bonestorm!!!

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Taki on Aug 30, 10 at 12:58pm
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    *Deserve. But she has a good point.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by sratcliff on Aug 30, 10 at 10:49am
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    Reserve or deserve?

  • 52 60
    Submitted by smartgrrl on Aug 31, 10 at 1:25am
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    Isn't this what the baby vamp Jessica told her Beau?

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 30, 10 at 4:35pm
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    Wow, getting personal with that request. Creeper status.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by cantgetright on Sep 12, 10 at 4:29am
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    Boomstick!!

  • 31 33
    Submitted by nonono on Jul 9, 11 at 10:22pm
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    i sent this txt...\nthats fucked up.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 30, 10 at 1:01pm
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    She has very few principals but she sticks to them. Well.. They stick her anyway.

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 1:55pm
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    ... From the sounds if it, yeah. Stfu, enjoy, think back to it when u marry the teeny dick rich guy u have kids with

  • 43 90
    Submitted by iagree on Aug 30, 10 at 9:16am
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    First