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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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Just call him ramrod
I don't know: you're getting sex 4 times A DAY and you won't tell her your middle name. Is it embarrassing enough that her vagina will pack up and leave?
The iron chef of pounding vag!!!
U reserve the right to shut the fuck up and enjoy.
Make it 5 and we might have a deal
his middle name is bonestorm
The hulk hogan of slamming muff
Bonestorm!!!
Way to go champ!
*Deserve. But she has a good point.
Reserve or deserve?
Isn't this what the baby vamp Jessica told her Beau?
She has very few principals but she sticks to them. Well.. They stick her anyway.
... From the sounds if it, yeah. Stfu, enjoy, think back to it when u marry the teeny dick rich guy u have kids with
i sent this txt...\nthats fucked up.
Boomstick!!
Wow, getting personal with that request. Creeper status.
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