Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
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I'm not a grammar Nazi.. I just happen to believe that if you're going to criticize someone, you may want to speak proper English to validate your point. I also happen to be a straight woman, so enjoy my non-existent wife.
7:02. Genius. I know for sure that for Verizon to Verizon texts, you can send 7 x 160 characters in one message. Might be true for other carriers, I'm not sure.
very true about details
4:19: Priceless...but I don't think anyone understood.
Careful; too much detail and she'll know you're lying. It's a fine line.
See I happen to think the grammar Nazi is good for America. Considering all the slang and the declining of the correct use of words and spelling. I mean being educated isn't such a bad thing.
People who say 'then' instead of 'than' piss me off so fucking much.. fuckin' retards, it's not that hard. Better than that is when they say they like something "better then" something.
I was thinking the same thing, 11:55.
Tell her that we also had some dip -- a dip of my penis in your snatch
you only drank one bottle and your head is pounding? rookie.
3:45, shut your fuckin pie hole. Maybe if people didn't mangle the English language so badly, there wouldn't BE any grammar Nazis. Go tell a GW story.
4:20, are you kidding, or are you actually a moron?
Of course this is 508. Lie-formulating via text messaging is 508's specialty. I specifically have "If anyone asks, I was with you last night," saved as a quick text.
11:10 No prob anytime sweetheart!! ;-)
than and then are the same. stop bsing
4:18 Has a smelly Grammar Nazi clam.
I"d like 2 punch tha gramar Nazi in da face..!!
Really though, I think a dog taking a shit might be funnier then this text.
why is good grammar something to be ashamed of?
and btw than and then ARE NOT the same.
and i will enjoy victory, again.
i will certainly enjoy you're non-exiting wife
8/18 2:48 Fuck you, 8/18 4:18 Fuck you, 8/18 11:37 Fuck you, 8/18 4:19 You're cool and 6:07 FUCK YOU I'm out!!!
I want to eat your poop.
It's funny cause it's true!
A bottle of wine by yourself is bad? Oh, so fucking what.
My parents/friends/anyone I know wouldn't think twice about it. So you got drunk, we all like doing that.
I've never had "fuck you" written to me so many times in one sentence. Thank you.
Maybe before 1:01pm (3rd down) decides to criticize, they should learn the correct usage of the words "then" and "than".
fake. longer than a text can be.
downing a bottle of wine by yourself, at home with your mom?
AA is calling for you buddy.
2:48 Grammar Nazi Alert!!! There is one on every thread, thanks for the free English lesson. Oh by the way, your wife called she wants you to know she'll be home late tonight, gigity gigity!!