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  Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.

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  PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.

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• I'm not a grammar Nazi.. I just happen to believe that if you're going to criticize someone, you may want to speak proper English to validate your point. I also happen to be a straight woman, so enjoy my non-existent wife.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:18pm

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• 4:19: Priceless...but I don't think anyone understood.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:10pm

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• 7:02. Genius. I know for sure that for Verizon to Verizon texts, you can send 7 x 160 characters in one message. Might be true for other carriers, I'm not sure.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:18pm

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• Careful; too much detail and she'll know you're lying. It's a fine line.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:39pm

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• See I happen to think the grammar Nazi is good for America. Considering all the slang and the declining of the correct use of words and spelling. I mean being educated isn't such a bad thing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:43am

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• very true about details

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:01pm

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• Tell her that we also had some dip -- a dip of my penis in your snatch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:08pm

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• People who say 'then' instead of 'than' piss me off so fucking much.. fuckin' retards, it's not that hard. Better than that is when they say they like something "better then" something. I was thinking the same thing, 11:55.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:07am

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• I"d like 2 punch tha gramar Nazi in da face..!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:50pm

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• you only drank one bottle and your head is pounding? rookie.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:55pm

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• Of course this is 508. Lie-formulating via text messaging is 508's specialty. I specifically have "If anyone asks, I was with you last night," saved as a quick text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:05pm

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• I want to eat your poop.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:24pm

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• 4:20, are you kidding, or are you actually a moron?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:53pm

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• 3:45, shut your fuckin pie hole. Maybe if people didn't mangle the English language so badly, there wouldn't BE any grammar Nazis. Go tell a GW story.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:37pm

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• 11:10 No prob anytime sweetheart!! ;-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:17pm

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• 4:18 Has a smelly Grammar Nazi clam.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:24pm

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• Really though, I think a dog taking a shit might be funnier then this text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:01pm

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• why is good grammar something to be ashamed of? and btw than and then ARE NOT the same.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:13pm

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• and i will enjoy victory, again.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:22pm

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• than and then are the same. stop bsing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:20pm

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• 8/18 2:48 Fuck you, 8/18 4:18 Fuck you, 8/18 11:37 Fuck you, 8/18 4:19 You're cool and 6:07 FUCK YOU I'm out!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:31am

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• i will certainly enjoy you're non-exiting wife

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:19pm

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• A bottle of wine by yourself is bad? Oh, so fucking what. My parents/friends/anyone I know wouldn't think twice about it. So you got drunk, we all like doing that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:20am

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• It's funny cause it's true!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:28pm

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• I've never had "fuck you" written to me so many times in one sentence. Thank you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:10am

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• Maybe before 1:01pm (3rd down) decides to criticize, they should learn the correct usage of the words "then" and "than".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:48pm

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• fake. longer than a text can be.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:02pm

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• downing a bottle of wine by yourself, at home with your mom? AA is calling for you buddy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:35pm

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• 2:48 Grammar Nazi Alert!!! There is one on every thread, thanks for the free English lesson. Oh by the way, your wife called she wants you to know she'll be home late tonight, gigity gigity!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:45pm

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