boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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One of the correct times to call someone a skank
yes she is! Karma is a bitch.
I really want to know how this ended.
meanwhile, boyfriend #3 is passed out in the garage.
Haha, all the guys calling this girl a whore are just mad when it's the other way around....dudes can't take it when girls pull the same shit that's considered normal behavior for guys. You would be giving props if this were a guy, and who knows...it could be
"Normal behavior"? Right, because nobody says anything when a guy cheats.
A key that opens a bunch of locks, is called a master key. A lock that gets opened by a bunch of different keys is just a shitty lock. think about it
Stupidest thing I've ever heard. Way to prove the guys point.
to be fair, not all guys would consider this "normal behavior." but it would be much more acceptable if it were a guy in this situation. also, that was a terrible metephor that shows how arrogant and shallow you are, further proving the previous point.
Go to hell.
Dsau: nice bash.org rip, jackass.
I have to disagree w/ everyone who's offended by this metaphor, being in the construction industry I'd have to say it's quite brilliant.
Being in the construction industry associates you with creepy old guys who make catcalls at hot girls who are just walking along, minding their own business.
You're right, a lot of dudes would not consider this normal behavior, but it is much more socially acceptable for guys. Xhalo, I never said no one says anything when guys do it, but the guys on here calling this girl a whore wouldn't be bashing a dude like that.
Oh and dsau, that is the most cliche metaphor out there regarding this topic. Nice try though. The difference, we are talking about guys and ladies, NOT keys and locks. Not all metaphors are a win, cute idea though if you want your dick being compared to a tiny master key...
just because its more "acceptable" coming from douchefuck guys doesn't mean they don't deserve to have their dicks covered in herpes for doing it. good luck cheating fucks. hope you get prostate cancer
Ladies is pimps too go on brush your shoulders off
Call boyfriend #3 for advice!
It's sad cause it's a reality. Don't trust a bitch Rule # 1
rule #2: double tap
Yes! always double tap.
I'm so angry reading this. It reminds me of raisins in catfish with CRANBERRY sauce!!!! Who brings flour to monkey banquettes?!!
a questionable strategy, but well executed. thumbs up.
Easy, just go answer the door, close it behind you, and say you have a girl friend in the bathroom sobbing over a boy and this isn't a good time. Ask him to call you later, give him a peck on the cheek and shut and lock the door before he says anything else.
None of you even know if this is a girl or not.
1 2 3 peter paul and mary
why are all you assholes calling "her" a slut and a whore? Would you call "him" the same?
of course not, for a guy to get laid it takes game-thus respect is given to those who sleep around. for a girl to get laid all you have to do is say yes-no effort involved. a guys high number reflects skill, a girls high number reflects low standards and whore-dom
Well your a duchebag. girls want/enjoy sex too, and just because we don't have to work as hard to get sum shouldn't mean were called sluts and ho's.
Well said, Zoe!
i didn't say girls don't want or enjoy sex, you bitches complain about why you're hated on for sleeping around and being called sluts and guys aren't. i explained to you why. it takes no effort for a girl to go out and get fucked. you don't congratulate bambi's mom for her amazing ability to get shot, but the hunter gets respect for his marksmanship.
That's just not even remotely true. It takes just as much effort for guys and girls to get laid - high numbers don't mean you're a whore, they mean you're hot. Get over yourself, you misogynistic asswipe.
high numbers for girls doesn't mean they're hot. and high numbers for guys doesn't mean they have skill. for guys AND girls having a high number of people who you've slept with means the same thing: they've fucked a lot of people.
That is laughably false. The hottest girl I know is a virgin.
that's crap, either the person wants to have sex with you or not, no game required either way. Um i think both a guy and a girls high number reflects low standards and the fact that they have slept around a lot. \n\nOh and since when does a guy fucking everything that moves = respect?
ok dumb broad and how is the "the person wants to have sex with you or not, no game required" situation established? guy approaches girl, girl says yes or no, it takes no effort for a girl to say yes. the guy who gets you to say yes...kudos to him.
Well, there is this theory based around sexual dimorphism that says that it's a select few males getting most of the females. This is true even in societies that enforce monogamy... The difference in the ease of getting laid between males and females is more evident on the 'lower rungs' of the attractiveness ladder. On the 'higher rungs' people will surround you, regardless of your gender. \nMake your own judgment about whether this is bullshit or not. Personally? I think an attractive
win? nerd fail?
What if a girl approaches a guy?
I retract my previous statement and replace it with this: You can keep a SLUT off the street, but you can't keep the street off a SLUT.
I really can't believe everyone is calling this person a whore, skank, slut, etc. I know FOR A FACT that if this text was about a guy with two girlfriends, no one would be freaking out and most would be congratulating him. \nIt sucks that there is a double standard for situations like this. Girls who have higher numbers are sluts and guys with higher numbers are awesome. And no, I don't agree with the double standard at all. \nThis website is supposed to be funny. If you don't like it, don'
Your an idiot. If you want YOUR FACTS, go look up any other tfln where it is implied that a guy has multiple girlfriends, sure there is support, but there is plenty of hate, go actually find facts before you say you know them you moron.
actually I agree with Leviathan, it doesn't matter whether it's guy or a girl, it's just wrong either way.
This is most likely a dude
I'm with you on this one, man. I also feel the need to point out you posted your comment at 4;20, props.
yeah they talk like one
youre stupid. and a slut. stop calling attention to yourself, being a hoe is easy. being respectable is not.
Have you ever tried maintaining two boyfriends? It is actually quite difficult.
Did you ever consider that maybe it was the person she was texting that posted this? Being a idiot is easy, being intelligent is not. =)
Well for starters... it never says anywhere that she had/has sex with either guys. And guys do this ALL the time and they're the "the man" for it. Take a dose of yalls own medicine and realize that females can play the same game too
Ha well played\nYour prob gf # 2 or 3 for both \nJust roll with it
You so deserve that
Not a whore, she kicks ass. If she's a girl.
He's probably a homosexual ;)
ASK FOR THREESOME QUICK!!! XD
Well have you tryed NOT being a ho
BUSTED... Or just let them run a train on you ass..
actually dudes do this ALL the time, so i saay good girl for not being an overly attached annoying broad who cant get over "that guy" ugh. girls gotta get hers too! :oP
hahahahahahahahaha this is awesome!
If it was a guy then all of you would be ^5ing on here. She's bad ass and you're all jealous.
Get them to double-stuff you. You are obviously a lying whore anyway. Plus, this is fake.
Yes, there's a double standard. Life's not fair. Deal with it.
Easy to say when you're a middle-class white male, I'm sure.
Can't turn a ho in to a house wife ho's don't act right!
Hope they run a train on you, video tape it, and put it on the Internet. It's the least you deserve.
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho yeah 3OH!3 really got it right.
1) don't know for sure if it's a guy or girl. 2) it may not be serious relationships, it might just be that just starting fun thing those having two or more guys you are dating is legit, although you should tell them that. And 3) if it is serious shit, they are suppose to live in different cities, and though wouldn't be dropping by without you knowing, come on now if you are going to be a player at least do it right.
she was a ho...fa sho.
Go with a threesome duh
You are a whore, I repeat you are a whore. Guess the good news is boyfriend #3 isn't there yet
Di you guys remember when relationships meant something?\nOh of course not, this generation is made up if skanks and wannabe players.
I wonder how this turned out
all I wanted to know was what was you gonna do with that spatula?
this is hilarious. all you people calling this person a slut are idiots. let people live their life how they want..fools.
Props to you
as girls, why don't we respect other girls for getting with two guys? it means they got game, right? that's how it is with guys? of course not, because girls are jealous bitches and we hate the girl who gets more dick than us. when girls call girls sluts it makes it ok for guys to call them sluts. god hasn't anyone seen mean girls?
I hate this 'if it was a man youd be praising him bollocks'. Sorry ladies it ceoms from you. As a man when you hear of a girl that sleeps with your friend shes officially off limits full stop. That way theres non of this bullshit. \nIts up to you girls to judge the man, everyone knows a cheating bitch and her rep is ruined among guys who maybe see her as an easy lay. Maybe you girls should do the same with guys. make consequences?
Run for the back door skank while you still have a chance!!!!
How does he know you're home?
lmao! that's great. been there
go on ya slut ye
I agree...I want to know how this ended too.
You're a slut, OP. That is all.
Reading that as a guy friend I would still try to help the girl handle her game, come on now people, some compassion?
Hahaha so true:p
I'm here for the gang bang
Bahaha! Way to be.
Hilarious- and the guys prob have others anyway as well.
Not being a cheating whore would solve all your problems
Don't answer the door or don't have two boyfriends? Hah
Ok not sure if this a guy or a girl, however its funny. I always love when Karma comes back and bites people. Hey it had to come out sometime. I just wonder if the friend responded and how this all turned out.
Fuck that slut
JJJaid-- yeah, yeah we would.
Guys, don't be calling this girl a slut. More guys have multiple girlfriends than girls.
And your point is? That just means more guys are manwhores than girls are sluts. Still makes this girl a slut in my book.
Bahahaha that's hilarious
Who the fuck cares if she has two bfs, jesus. This situation is tooo funny.
Wow way to be a whore face
thats fucked up. should have confessed and had a threesome.
I must be the only 1 who automatically wonders why you wouldn't text "bf #1" etc, time is of the essence, besides this is pretty funny, made up or not
I wondered why she would take the time to repeat that it's not a drill.
You got room for one more?
Ew. Western maryland.
Jersey whore! Fist pumps!
Introduce them to each other as Eskimo brothers.
You are a slore... I repeat you are a slore
That is the most overused cliche out there regarding this topic, nice try though. The difference? We are talking about guys and ladies, NOT keys and locks.
Awesome!!! Did you get the quickie outside while the other was in the bathroom?
Hahah story of my life. And yes if you're not married, there really is no reason not to date more than one person while you still have the chance. I mean hello, once you're married you might as well kiss the fun goodbye!!! Me and my girls LOVE this post. Get 'em girl
well dont you just suck at life. everyone knows #1 gets to know where you live, #2 only gets to hang with you at their place. rookie.
Whatever, she's not married...you've gotta set boundaries tho to avoid this kind of thing
Love this! Hilarious
Dumb whore asked for it. Eat shit.
guys who sleep around are respected to a certain extent because it takes skill. if a girl is pretty at all, she can get almost any guy. so sluts are looked down on, while manwhores are respected
LeviathanXII: I'm a moron/idiot? How about you learn how to write first. "Your" doesn't mean "you are" but "you're" does. Second, you just made my point, there would be support for a guy having multiple girls.\n\nGoldenMe: Where in my comment did I say having multiple boyfriends/girlfriends is ok? No where. All I said was that the double standard is there and for people to notice it.
You're a cheating whore. You brought this on yourself.
Haha. I lol'ed!!
Woahhh. Guys have 10000 girls at one time. So the girls fine. A slut is just s girl who acts like a man so chill the fuck outt.
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god this made me laugh so hard.
Ha ha been there before know how ya feel
You people do know they made this up right? It's not really something a girl texted to her friend. Lighten up : /
Bullmilk and horse semen
Lol you are a slut...were you able to pull it off tho?
Fuckin whore cheating bitches make me sick. I hope they both beat the shit out of your worthless life and become bros. Talkin shot bout u all day very day.
What's wrong with you? Yeah, cheating is messed up, but beating the shit out of a girl is what's really worthless.
Oh, sure, but the myriad of guys that cheat all deserve pats on the back. Nice double-standard.
Bahahahahah, someone is a wee bit bitter, no?