Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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I know the feeling. I think my booty call guy has GPS on my ass. He always seems to just know when i cross into city limits and sends out a text......
I am dying right now. so true. it's ridiculous.
the little alarm is called facebook relationship status...
im 18 and have a bootycall when my bf is at college. and what do u do when u r at prom and a hot teacher telks u he wants u in your gstring? duh u make it happen, lol.
745: they are gonna love you in college
what's your number? i call thirds.
Whats your number? I want some:)
Like, OMG no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh.
wtf is a 12 year old doing on tfln?!
typical fucking males...they're obviously the same everywhere. they don't even let you get over the break up before your phone starts ringing nonstop!
i think i know this person...
i want your butt.
7:45, 9:14, and 9:47 are all whores - ESPECIALLY to the ones who have boyfriends. break up with your boyfriend, you cheating skank.
too 9:14, yes I love those tight lil bods!
im 18 and have hooked up with guys even in their 30s. lots cute guys out there and trust me, they check us out and like iur firm titties and asses and smoothness, unlike their wives or gf.
so other girls: hook up with older guys? guys: u like those tight bods? lol
9:53 I have (1) fuck buddy for when I'm NOT in a relationship ... That doesn't make me a whore ... That makes a normal fucking sexual person ... So calm the fuck down
well duh, that is what happens.
hahahah cause i haven't figured that out myself.
It was a joke... and learn how to read. Where's 7:36?
i absolutely love this. story of my life.
MMMMMmm sounds used.
ok 7:36....chill out
young chicks are easy to impress, we just tell them they are pretty and they cant get their panties off fast enough. love you little girls!!!! keep on being easy and we'll keep on banging you
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
8:51PM, the original poster is a pimpette. i'm a female pimp as well lol. so don't hate. holla
Take it easy 9:53. Like he's not fucking everything he can while at college. Sorry you can't get laid but don't take it out on others.
If you weren't such a whore, the guys wouldn't be texting you for sex so quickly after your break up. Your own fault.
not if i get to 6:24 first, 11:10
I'M GONNA PUT IT IN YOUR POOPER
953: you seem like you could use some anal sex.
^^ Don't worry, sluts are at all colleges. And they're delightful.
omg lol <3 i love the girl who sent thiiis.
They meant 7;26. Seriously though you dont know this chick
lol what college are you going to? ill transfer
1:25: well, I have no idea if I know you.
HAHA i think i know this person too
HAHA you don't by chance live near rochester do you?
So true... Guys have a sixth sense for when a girl becomes single
hahaha i love when all these "hot" girls whore themselves out on this site. if you're flaunting your stuff on texts from last night and not actually out gettin some, you're not that hot.
and by the way, this text is lame. pretty much every girl goes through this.