hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
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Sounds like you waited a year longer than necessary
and that my friends is how to set a goal and reach it!
I love it when long-term plans finally come together. It brings joy to my heart.
Way to scout the minor leagues for future talent
Did we just become best friends?
how is this gross, you have 23 year old models marrying 80 year old men waiting for them to die thats f*cked up....seriously this shits legit, i applaud you sir
No joke, this test made me laugh so fucking hard just because of the subtlety.
People are reading this text wrong... this guy isnt a pedo, he probably is was like 14 or 15 when he initially said it. Still, chill out people, its funny.
He's not a pedo regardless, point of this awesome text. Yah peeps, take a chill pill. Now available on ebay. (serious)
If he was in Kentucky, he waited 3 years too long.
Mouse over the area code to see that he's from Missouri. :)
Don't know what to say other than: that is BURSTING with awesome! Good work.
Props for waiting and a great response to go with it
If only we all had your determination to complete a goal as epic as this....
Yup. I would have too.
Out. Standing. It shows determination, follow thru, and tenacity, not to mention the ability to remember things for 5 years. This guy might be a superhero.
Now that is some dedication...not to mention a man of his word.
Worth the wait, obviously
Am I the only who thought the OP was a girl?
Nah, I thought the same! I was actually kind of confused when I saw everyone referring to the OP as a "he."
f uckin a right doggie
Hahaha that happened to me except I was the 14 year old. And he's not a pedophile, she was 19. Chill people.
I will hunt you... I will find you... And I will fuck you...
youre an inspiration to us all.
Good follow through. Winner.
This is dedication I respect.
Wow, I had someone say this about me when I was 14 but it didn't happen. Ten kinds of win!
Best TFLN ever. Freaking classic.
wow. talk about following through with a plan
Holy fuck that is great
Join the club my friend. One 14 year old had this huge crush on me and I turned her down. Since then she moved out of state, turned 20 and had several boyfriends. Last summer came back to visit family and broke up with her boyfriend two days before we met on her visit. Yup!
(sigh) boy, how they grow up so damn fast
Babe Ruth'd it, well done good sir
Is this a scene from king of the hill? Lol. Wtf.
Hahaha St. Louis!! Very funny.
Dude, same thing happened to me. but only 2 years.
You stupid fuck, the age of consent in your state is 16
You waited 5 years too long
Way to set a goal and stick to it. More people need to be more like you and maybe we'd get somewhere in this world.
Haha I know a lot of people that couldve said this. Fantastic way to rep st Louis! You are my hero.
Please I live in Florissant. Who are you I want o meat you and shake your hand
Dude... all I have to say is: GREAT SUCCESS!!!
Keep it classy 314
opportunities like that show that there is a power greater than us at work. Top notch my good fellow
Of course this came from Missouri
Im now 20. I recall a guy I met when I was 15 that fucked me a month ago. You aint the only one bucko.
Good man, this is someone who knows how to play their cards right!
i would of bang her five years before and after thats playing the game smart
sounds a bit familiar
Not funny at all yo!!!!
Loser, wow. You fantasized about bangin' a 14 yr old 5 years ago...
well at least he waited. and who knows what age he was? maybe he was 18 when he met her, 24 is not that much older than 19
OMG YOU SICKO. WHO ARE YOU?!?! i live in st. louis too.
you misspelled winner
casimirpulaski is a winner, learn from him giginoir.
i meant sicko in a good way, people.
One word: pedophile.
Nostradamus was also gifted.