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  • Submitted by Phys on Oct 25, 10 at 4:56pm

    Sounds like you waited a year longer than necessary

  • Submitted by Lugnut81 on Oct 25, 10 at 5:27pm

    and that my friends is how to set a goal and reach it!

  • Submitted by dd32 on Oct 25, 10 at 4:25pm


  • Submitted by BlackVegeta on Oct 25, 10 at 5:57pm

    I love it when long-term plans finally come together. It brings joy to my heart.

  • Submitted by asdfg12 on Oct 26, 10 at 7:13am

    Way to scout the minor leagues for future talent

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Oct 25, 10 at 5:33pm

    No joke, this test made me laugh so fucking hard just because of the subtlety.

  • Submitted by 121 on Oct 25, 10 at 6:52pm

    how is this gross, you have 23 year old models marrying 80 year old men waiting for them to die thats f*cked up....seriously this shits legit, i applaud you sir

  • Submitted by MustachioFiat on Oct 25, 10 at 6:12pm

    Did we just become best friends?

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 25, 10 at 6:16pm

    People are reading this text wrong... this guy isnt a pedo, he probably is was like 14 or 15 when he initially said it. Still, chill out people, its funny.

    • Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 12:11am

      He's not a pedo regardless, point of this awesome text. Yah peeps, take a chill pill. Now available on ebay. (serious)

  • Submitted by ragnar0k on Oct 25, 10 at 5:37pm

    If he was in Kentucky, he waited 3 years too long.

    • Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 12:10am

      Mouse over the area code to see that he's from Missouri. :)

  • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 25, 10 at 7:13pm

    Don't know what to say other than: that is BURSTING with awesome! Good work.

  • Submitted by jamieischaos on Oct 25, 10 at 8:38pm

    Props for waiting and a great response to go with it

  • Submitted by EmmaXxX on Oct 25, 10 at 9:35pm

    If only we all had your determination to complete a goal as epic as this....

  • Submitted by thetexican on Oct 26, 10 at 12:09pm

    Out. Standing. It shows determination, follow thru, and tenacity, not to mention the ability to remember things for 5 years. This guy might be a superhero.

  • Submitted by GABAleta on Oct 26, 10 at 1:00am

    Am I the only who thought the OP was a girl?

    • Submitted by starfishy on Oct 26, 10 at 4:07pm

      Nah, I thought the same! I was actually kind of confused when I saw everyone referring to the OP as a "he."

  • Submitted by faravamus_prime on Oct 25, 10 at 4:35pm

    Yup. I would have too.

  • Submitted by steeldude on Oct 25, 10 at 4:32pm

    f uckin a right doggie

  • Submitted by . on Oct 26, 10 at 12:14am

    Worth the wait, obviously

  • Submitted by gdbear30 on Oct 25, 10 at 8:44pm


  • Submitted by Michguy on Oct 25, 10 at 7:14pm

    Good follow through. Winner.

  • Submitted by JTH1083 on Oct 26, 10 at 1:35am

    Now that is some dedication...not to mention a man of his word.

  • Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Oct 27, 10 at 12:01am

    I will hunt you... I will find you... And I will fuck you...

  • Submitted by Tessssssssss27 on Oct 26, 10 at 12:18am

    Hahaha that happened to me except I was the 14 year old. And he's not a pedophile, she was 19. Chill people.

  • Submitted by ilindsay on Oct 25, 10 at 8:44pm

    Hhahahahahaa. Epic.

  • Submitted by kleigh426 on Oct 25, 10 at 11:02pm


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  • Submitted by east on Oct 26, 10 at 9:52am

    youre an inspiration to us all.

  • Submitted by GABAleta on Oct 26, 10 at 12:56am

    This is dedication I respect.

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 25, 10 at 8:51pm

    Wow, I had someone say this about me when I was 14 but it didn't happen. Ten kinds of win!

  • Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Feb 25, 11 at 8:04am

    Alright! Whoo!

  • Submitted by aMFb on Oct 27, 10 at 12:42am

    Best TFLN ever. Freaking classic.

  • Submitted by jellybeeeens on Oct 26, 10 at 9:00pm

    Very nice.

  • Submitted by cev2387 on Oct 25, 10 at 6:40pm

    Dude, same thing happened to me. but only 2 years.

  • Submitted by sari on Oct 26, 10 at 9:48pm

    Haha I know a lot of people that couldve said this. Fantastic way to rep st Louis! You are my hero.

  • Submitted by realyhappy on Oct 27, 10 at 1:48am

    (sigh) boy, how they grow up so damn fast

  • Submitted by ohcrap_13 on Oct 26, 10 at 12:20pm

    Is this a scene from king of the hill? Lol. Wtf.

  • Submitted by redshift on Oct 25, 10 at 9:16pm

    Holy fuck that is great

  • Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Oct 26, 10 at 7:23pm

    Hahaha St. Louis!! Very funny.

  • Submitted by niceman on Oct 26, 10 at 3:35pm

    You stupid fuck, the age of consent in your state is 16

  • Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:36am

    wow. talk about following through with a plan

  • Submitted by skeletonbunny on Oct 26, 10 at 6:31pm

    You waited 5 years too long

  • Submitted by The775 on Oct 26, 10 at 2:15pm

    Hats off

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 14, 10 at 6:12am

    Join the club my friend. One 14 year old had this huge crush on me and I turned her down. Since then she moved out of state, turned 20 and had several boyfriends. Last summer came back to visit family and broke up with her boyfriend two days before we met on her visit. Yup!

  • Submitted by 9_out_of_10 on Oct 27, 10 at 2:49am

    Dude... all I have to say is: GREAT SUCCESS!!!

  • Submitted by thefedexguy on Apr 4, 11 at 11:30am

    Epic win

  • Submitted by ReconDoc189 on Dec 30, 11 at 12:05pm

    Babe Ruth'd it, well done good sir

  • Submitted by shortround265 on Oct 27, 10 at 12:46am

    Way to set a goal and stick to it. More people need to be more like you and maybe we'd get somewhere in this world.

  • Submitted by katr on Oct 26, 10 at 6:43am


  • Submitted by AllisonS on Feb 14, 11 at 3:40am

    Im now 20. I recall a guy I met when I was 15 that fucked me a month ago. You aint the only one bucko.

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    Submitted by stewy78 on Feb 16, 14 at 1:49pm

    Keep it classy 314

  • Submitted by jzeller on May 12, 11 at 1:17am

    Please I live in Florissant. Who are you I want o meat you and shake your hand

  • Submitted by newzealand on Oct 29, 10 at 3:08am

    Good man, this is someone who knows how to play their cards right!

  • Submitted by daddyfatsack on Mar 28, 11 at 8:56pm

    opportunities like that show that there is a power greater than us at work. Top notch my good fellow

  • Submitted by wendii on May 14, 11 at 1:47pm

    .ha ha!\nWIN.

  • Submitted by PeachiePeach53 on Oct 27, 10 at 8:16pm

    Not funny at all yo!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Oct 26, 10 at 12:19am

    sounds a bit familiar

  • Submitted by pcbsb2010 on Oct 25, 10 at 8:02pm

    Of course this came from Missouri

  • Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 13, 10 at 12:22am

    hank hill?

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 26, 10 at 2:40am

    i would of bang her five years before and after thats playing the game smart

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 25, 10 at 4:36pm

    Loser, wow. You fantasized about bangin' a 14 yr old 5 years ago...

    • Submitted by all_nighter on Oct 25, 10 at 5:33pm

      well at least he waited. and who knows what age he was? maybe he was 18 when he met her, 24 is not that much older than 19

  • Submitted by giginoir on Oct 25, 10 at 5:59pm

    OMG YOU SICKO. WHO ARE YOU?!?! i live in st. louis too.

    • Submitted by casimirpulaski on Oct 25, 10 at 10:30pm

      you misspelled winner

      • Submitted by erk123 on Oct 26, 10 at 3:04am

        casimirpulaski is a winner, learn from him giginoir.

        • Submitted by giginoir on Oct 26, 10 at 7:43pm

          i meant sicko in a good way, people.

  • Submitted by Lancaster on Oct 25, 10 at 4:47pm

    One word: pedophile.