i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
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so eloquent!!! hahahahaha i love it
Who are you? I can't tell you just how much I fully appreciate the truth in that statement. If you are female I want to be your new best friend. If you are male I want to bang you.
quite the intellectual
Don't keep your anger in like that. Let it out, sunshine!
i kind of want to do the person who sent this text...
someone from north jersey would be this fancy with words
Dude, that will take 20 seconds to type out with a keypad phone
God i love this one. So true.
Way to represent the population of college students who drink who aren't total assholes or/and idiots.
yea lets go 973 baby
Here in the real world, would anybody actually type a text this long and fucking dull? If I received this text, I would slip rat poison into the drink of the person who sent it. For their own good.
hahahahhahahahaha I LOVE THIS. so ironically eloquent, and fyi people, eloquent texts are possible and generally quite effective/humorous.
Ha Ha, best text of the day!!! I'm so proud of North Jersey!
I miss it too 1988. That's why I love this app. Life gets real pretty quickly- before you even realise...