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  • 76 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:12pm

    so eloquent!!! hahahahaha i love it

  • 71 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:02am

    Who are you? I can't tell you just how much I fully appreciate the truth in that statement. If you are female I want to be your new best friend. If you are male I want to bang you.

  • 68 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:18am

    Don't keep your anger in like that. Let it out, sunshine!

  • 66 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:19am

    quite the intellectual

  • 67 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:38am

    i kind of want to do the person who sent this text...

  • 66 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:52am

    God i love this one. So true. Way to represent the population of college students who drink who aren't total assholes or/and idiots.

  • 66 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:41pm

    someone from north jersey would be this fancy with words

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:31am

    Here in the real world, would anybody actually type a text this long and fucking dull? If I received this text, I would slip rat poison into the drink of the person who sent it. For their own good.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:14pm

    Ha Ha, best text of the day!!! I'm so proud of North Jersey!

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:26pm

    hahahahhahahahaha I LOVE THIS. so ironically eloquent, and fyi people, eloquent texts are possible and generally quite effective/humorous.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:20am

    yea lets go 973 baby

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:45pm

    Dude, that will take 20 seconds to type out with a keypad phone

  • 56 50
    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 27, 10 at 6:02pm

    I miss it too 1988. That's why I love this app. Life gets real pretty quickly- before you even realise...