i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
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so eloquent!!! hahahahaha i love it
Who are you? I can't tell you just how much I fully appreciate the truth in that statement. If you are female I want to be your new best friend. If you are male I want to bang you.
quite the intellectual
i kind of want to do the person who sent this text...
Don't keep your anger in like that. Let it out, sunshine!
God i love this one. So true.
Way to represent the population of college students who drink who aren't total assholes or/and idiots.
Dude, that will take 20 seconds to type out with a keypad phone
yea lets go 973 baby
someone from north jersey would be this fancy with words
hahahahhahahahaha I LOVE THIS. so ironically eloquent, and fyi people, eloquent texts are possible and generally quite effective/humorous.
Here in the real world, would anybody actually type a text this long and fucking dull? If I received this text, I would slip rat poison into the drink of the person who sent it. For their own good.
Ha Ha, best text of the day!!! I'm so proud of North Jersey!
I miss it too 1988. That's why I love this app. Life gets real pretty quickly- before you even realise...